We see Frodo Smackins wearing leather pants, a black trench coat, and black nail polish. His hair is straight, has a red streak, and is combed to the side. He's still carrying the crossbow that we saw him use to attack the witch in the previous episode. He walks into the prison where he believes that the galaxy police might have taken the witch who escaped him last time. Frodo doesn't go into the prison without protection, he has the crossbow locked and loaded in case the situation escalates. Mr. Frodo is patted down as he exits the visitor lobby and enters the corridor that will lead him to the witch. The guard tells Mr. Frodo, "you can't bring that weapon into the prison." Mr. Frodo expected something like this to happen. So you know how Mr. Frodo handles these types of situations. He pulls down his pants and has sex with the prison guard. We don't know how, but somehow Mr. Frodo is able to solve any of life's problems by having sex with something. Once Mr. Frodo has cleared the checkpoint, he ventures onto the visiting room. Inside the visiting room is the witch that we met in our last encounter. The witch is wearing restraints on her wrists and ankles, she's a very dangerous person. She also has on an orange jumpsuit and an assigned number. Mr. Frodo puts his crossbow on the table and sits across from the witch. He laughs wickedly as he strokes his chin. We don't know why he spontaneously burst out into wicked laughter. Whatever the reason may be, Mr. Frodo just hasn't been himself lately. He looks across at the witch while keeping a firm hold on the receiver end of the crossbow.The witch doesn't say anything, not until Mr. Frodo speaks first.
"It was only a matter of time before you got caught."
"Save it! What the hell do you want?"
"So witch. When we last saw each other you said something along the lines of you having loved my mother. My mother who is now dead because of you."
"You're right... I did say that."
"By the way, I'm half black and I was once a ghost."
"Okay."
"Anyway, what did you mean when you said that you loved my mother."
"Your mother... she was my mother too!"
"Wait-- WHAT?! Are you saying..."
"Yes, we are brother and sister!"
"Don't lie to me, bitch, or I'll put a fiery bolt through your skull! Speaking of skulls, did I mention that I had sex with Shane 's head?"
"No you didn't, but okay."
"So why did you kill my--no-- OUR mother?"
"Because she never paid attention to me! She only care about you! You, you, you. I was sick and tired of being pushed to the side, so one day I electrocuted her!"
"That is sick. Speaking of sick, did I mention that I had sex with a dog?"
"No, but again, okay. Look, you always had all the special powers in the family. You and mother could manipulate fire, and all I got was electricity."
"She still loved you damn it!"
"Then how come you never knew who I was?! She was too ashamed to introduce people to her own daughter."
"That's silly. Why would she do that?"
"Because... because I'm half black!"
"WHAT?! Me too! (yes, I am half black, guys!) Why does that make a difference?"
"Because I got the black end of the powers, and you got the white part."
"But Swagmire, she always treated him like part of the family."
"That's because... SWAGMIRE IS YOUR FATHER!"
"WHAT! Liar! Did I mention that I was once a ghost? Why would Swaggy lie to me like that? He's my brother!"
"Swagmire is an evil, evil man. And me, I can't bear it any longer. There are too many secrets in the family!"
"What secrets? Did I mention that I beat a man with one punch? What secrets?"
"I... I can't take this anymore!"
The witch grabs the crossbow off of the table, pulls the trigger, and a flaming arrow goes directly into her face! She bursts into flames as Mr. Frodo watches in shock. Mr. Frodo pries the crossbow from her burning fingers as she screams. The flames dance up her spine and engulf her entire head. The guards run into the room and suspect that Mr. Frodo had something to do with this situation. They pull out their batons and run at Mr. Frodo, but Mr. Frodo does a roll, loads up the crossbow, and shoots both of the men! One man gets a bolt into his eye socket, and the other gets one in the neck. Mr. Frodo runs out of the room before more guards show up. Mr. Frodo almost turns into a hallway but backtracks as he sees a group of guards barreling down the hall from the other side. Mr. Frodo takes an alternate route instead. It doesn't take long before Mr. Frodo finds himself lost in the maze of hallways. He also hears the patting feet of more guards running towards him. He'll be trapped if he doesn't come up with a better plan. Mr. Frodo loads his crossbow again. He fires a bolt at the brick wall. The bolt splits into multiple bolts in midair and catch fire. The assembly of fireballs slam into the brick wall, creating a multitude of cracks and craters. The wall loses it's integrity and collapses after Mr. Frodo uppercuts it. There is now a hole in the prison wall! One of the prisoners run up to the whole to try and escape with Mr. Frodo, but Mr. Frodo shoots him and has butt sex with him really quick. Mr. Frodo then runs away and hops the razor wire fence.
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