Taco was doing his job, pulling the craft services carts into their places, making sure all the tablecloths are straight, et cetera. He's been settling into his new role as interpreter and advocate for Anarchy Champion EDWARD, so he wears a sandwich board across his back that says simply PUSH EDWARD on either side.

As he walks toward the X-Treme Hallway thinking he should check the vending machines to make sure they are stocked up on Thin Mints, his snout catches a scent. He stops dead in his tracks and raises his face to the air... he knows that particular bouquet.



It was Hot Dog.



Tac had heard the rumors... he knew Hot Dog had tried to get the X-Treme Title... but that was DAYS ago, why was his smell hanging so heavily in the air? It was louder in his nostrils than even the freshly tossed buffalo wings - and those were Taco's favorite!

Then he remembers... Hot Dog is a Time Pig. He can manipulate the spacetime continuum, just like his good friend Alias. He could be here and there and now and then all at the same time.

Taco needed to Eat the Left Hoof.


"Onk!"


He takes off at a full throttle trot, and ends up bursting into the dressing room of Atara Themis, from which the scent was coming.

He couldn't believe what he was seeing.

Was Hot Dog  in bed with Atara?????????????



































No.


It was a trick! The continuum was being manipulated again!


Hot Dog charged Taco, and suddenly it was 1998!!!





"ONK!"


He used his tusks to tear through the illusion, bringing things back to 2022!

Two little piggies playing big bad wolf trying to pin Little Greek Atty Hood. She was absolutely tired of feeling the hairs of their chinnie chin chins on her perfectly bronzed Mediterranean skin. 

Annoyed and frustrated Atty started to shout but instead she huffed and puffed and she kicked the fuck out.

Didn't matter if her house was built of straw, of wood, or even of brick. These pigs wouldn't stop, they were being complete dicks.

She wouldn't build a straw house,  or wood, or even brick to keep them out. Instead she had a better idea and gave Lizz Truss a shout.




"Hey Lizz, you Cunt, it's Atty from Greece. I'll trade these pigs for our marbles...don't forget a single fucking piece!"