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Shawn Warstein · (04-24-2020)

Shawn is walking around the living room holding a GoPro in his hand facing himself.

“Hey y’all, it’s me. I’ve been watching a lot of those couple prank videos lately, and figured Fuck It time to go viral.”

Shawn walks around towards the corner of a doorway, and peeks inside. Atara is sitting at her vanity tweeting away on her phone. Shawn turns back towards the living room.

“Okay so here’s what I’ve done.”

Shawn grabs a black box that reads ‘signal jammer’ and sets it next to the door , while holding up a remote control. Then grabs some peanut oil and squirts it on the ground near the doorway. Shawn laughs to himself and walks to the living room and sits down on the couch. Placing the camera on the table facing the bedroom door.

“BABE!!!!!”

Silence.

“BABE!!!!”

A bit of rustling and she responds.

“WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CALLING ME THAT!?”

“Sorry… Sweetie ,Do you know where my PS4 controller is?!?”

A fair bit of silence.

“OF COURSE I DON’T”

“Well could you help me find it?”

A very loud audible sigh is heard.

“NO.”

“FOUND IT!”

”Great, don’t care.”

Shawn presses the button on the remote, and holds his phone up showing that all the WiFi and cellular signals are now being blocked. After a few minutes….

“What the hell!?”

“What?” With a snicker.

“What happened to the WiFi? It’s your stupid game….”

“Sweetie…it’s not the game, check the router.

A small amount of rustling is heard and then a thud on the vanity top.

“I’m hungry… I’m just gonna finish off the rest of your tacos….”

“Like fuck you are….”

Atara comes bolting out of the bedroom, slips on the oil, attempts to catch herself on the closet door, but falls flat on her ass. Shawn runs up giggling like a school child.

“HA PRANKED YOU!”

A look of disdain comes over Atara’s face. She punches Shawn in the thigh.

“Shut up, and help me up or I’ll aim half a foot to the left next time...”

Atara unknowingly opens the closet door while grabbing Shawn’s hand to help herself up. The door swings open, Shawn begins to slip on the oil as well. Atara falls back onto the floor dragging Shawn down with her and on top of her. A cardboard cutout of Noah wearing a refs shirt falls out of the closet next to the two of them. Shawn struggles to get up, his foot knocks the cutout.

1…..

Still trying to climb off but the floor is too slick.

2…..