[cue annoying autoplay vid of a-ha's 'take on me'. ....begin]


Mastermind is sitting on a beautiful beach chair, sipping on a margarita beside his wonderful, heavily-priced outdoor swimming pool. He hears a song in the distance...... an 80s song. He feels it must be Kid Kool approachng with his boom box, and he fears the same thing as so many; KK must have been un-barred from the XWF. >_< ...MM stands up, tossing his margarita glass to the side... He puts up his dukes, but from behind he's caught with a zig-zag from....RAIN?!





MM slowly stands back up, as Rain bashes a hot pink and neon green boom box over the back of MasterMind's skull. MM drops, Rain pins, and Snow comes in from off screen, wearing a referee shirt. She counts the fall....


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(04-25-2019, 10:05 AM)Rain Said: I'm gonna try to take the advice of you and Vinnie and start putting in all of my effort into MY PROMOS for my matches.

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

Wow, this took like, two seconds to post, it's not like I'm forgetting the match promo.

"Ha! Your pin's now void! Got ya, cunt."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

#kewl

"Hey, maybe you should stop drawing on your face with that marker and instead use that time to read the rules!"

Winner: NO CONTEST!