As he staggers drunkenly through an alley like he often does, old Soupcan O'Malley's nose fills with the sweet, sweet smell of rotting garbage. O'Malley staggers over to a nearby dumpster and peers inside but is disappointed to discover that the smell is only the ripe stench of Unknown Soldier which even an expert bum like Suopcan can easily mistake for that of rotting garbage. Not one to pass up the opportunity to sleep on top of a warm body for once, Soupcan climbs into the dumpster laying on top of Unknown Soldier pinning him.

Soldier kicks out.

Then while soup can is still sleeping he lays back on top of him with a fully erect penis. Morning wood