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Atticus Gold · (02-13-2025)

"Hello one and all, here is the bracket for Ides of March. Pretty self-explanatory. Now the fun part! We are allowing everyone to place their hard earned xbux on the line for a chance to win big!"

"All you need to do is state your bet below and send your xbux directly TO ME with the name of the bet. Odds are calculated from recent perfomances (both in XWF and from other feds) and referencing ELO stats so don't get mad at me if your odds are whacky."

"Good luck!"

How bets work: If you were to bet 100xbux (✘) on an odd that is say 5/1, you would receive ✘600 back on your win, the odds amount plus your original bet.

Min/Max bet allowed: No limit, ✘100 minimum. For the sake of myself please only bet in amounts of ✘50 so I don't have to do too much math.

Once your bet is sent to me it CANNOT be changed but you can place new bets, especially after each round of the Ides of March tourney.

Tropical Punch
Proceeds to Second Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 10/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 20/1
Winner - 50/1

Lucy Wylde
Proceeds to Second Round - 1/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 5/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 8/1
Winner - 12/1

Atara Raven
Proceeds to Second Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 5/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 10/1
Winner - 15/1

Matthias Syn
Proceeds to Second Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 4/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 8/1
Winner - 10/1

Larry Tact
Proceeds to Second Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 10/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 15/1
Winner - 30/1

Sarah Wolf
Proceeds to Second Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 5/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 7/1
Winner - 13/1

Kieran King
Proceeds to Second Round - 1/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 4/1
Winner - 5/1

Scoops McGee
Proceeds to Second Round - 3/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 4/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 5/1
Winner - 8/1

Solomon Kline
Proceeds to Second Round - 0/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 5/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 18/1
Winner - 30/1

Tommy Gunn
Proceeds to Second Round - 100/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 500/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 1000/1
Winner - 5000/1

Aurora
Proceeds to Second Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 3/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 10/1
Winner - 16/1

Yelena Gorgo
Proceeds to Second Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 3/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 8/1
Winner - 12/1

Tatiana Jolee
Proceeds to Second Round - 3/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 4/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 10/1
Winner - 15/1

Dickie Watson
Proceeds to Second Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 4/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 6/1
Winner - 8/1

Enigma
Proceeds to Second Round - 4/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 10/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 15/1
Winner - 20/1

Charlie Nickles
Proceeds to Second Round - 1/1
Proceeds to Third Round - 3/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 6/1
Winner - 10/1

Madison Dyson · (02-13-2025)

I'm betting all my XBUX on........

......Aurora to win it all!

No pressure bro! No pressure!

So do I just donate my XBux to your account then?

Atticus Gold · **02-13-2025, 11:52 AM**

(02-13-2025, 11:25 AM)Madison Dyson Said: I'm betting all my XBUX on........

......Aurora to win it all!

No pressure bro! No pressure!

So do I just donate my XBux to your account then?

Correct.

And if Aurora wins your returns would be ✘323,000.

Madison Dyson · **02-13-2025, 12:07 PM**

(02-13-2025, 11:52 AM)Atticus Gold Said:
(02-13-2025, 11:25 AM)Madison Dyson Said: I'm betting all my XBUX on........

......Aurora to win it all!

No pressure bro! No pressure!

So do I just donate my XBux to your account then?

Correct.

And if Aurora wins your returns would be ✘323,000.

Fuck yeah

Atticus Gold · (02-13-2025)

If anyone is curious by the by, the person with the most xbux is Thad with a whopping ✘4,999,746,000.

If he went all in on the highest odds, that being Tommy Gunn to win it all, he would walk away with ✘2.500373e+13 which is close to my highest score on Balatro.

On the other end, if he went all in on our lowest odds, Solomon Kline to advance to round 2, he would get nothing and I keep his original amount.

I just found it interesting.

Schism · **02-13-2025, 01:12 PM**

Behold and beware when the illicit becomes a bargaining chip of the bosses, kids. Gambling our blood wages not because you want to, but because they said we could...

Schism pulls his shades down the bridge of his nose, while he chew on the end of a cigarette,

So put my all my smackeroos on Tropical Punch winning the whole shebang.

aurora · (02-14-2025)

(02-13-2025, 12:15 PM)Atticus Gold Said: he would walk away with ✘2.500373e+13

I'm sorry. I must've skipped that day of math class? I don't think I've heard of an e+13ionaire before

SolemnIncline · **02-13-2025, 03:40 PM**

I'm not going to pretend I understand how any of this is calculated, but let's see how far I can go in this thing.

Atticus Gold · **02-14-2025, 12:37 PM**

(02-13-2025, 01:12 PM)Schism Said: Behold and beware when the illicit becomes a bargaining chip of the bosses, kids. Gambling our blood wages not because you want to, but because they said we could...

Schism pulls his shades down the bridge of his nose, while he chew on the end of a cigarette,

So put my all my smackeroos on Tropical Punch winning the whole shebang.

Bet placed, returns would be ✘255,000

Thunder Knuckles™ · (02-16-2025)

This is for all the fucking red blooded Americans who wanna wager. You can either send your Xbux to Atticus like you were told or you can send them to me, Ol' Thunder Knuckles. I'll make sure they end up where they belong.

Tropical Punch

Second Round: +200
Third Round: +1000
Final Round: +2000
Winner: +5000

Lucy Wylde

Second Round: +100
Third Round: +500
Final Round: +800
Winner: +1200

Atara Raven

Second Round: +200
Third Round: +500
Final Round: +1000
Winner: +1500

Matthias Syn

Second Round: +200
Third Round: +400
Final Round: +800
Winner: +1000

Larry Tact

Second Round: +200
Third Round: +1000
Final Round: +1500
Winner: +3000

Sarah Wolf

Second Round: +200
Third Round: +500
Final Round: +700
Winner: +1300

Kieran King

Second Round: +100
Third Round: +200
Final Round: +400
Winner: +500

Scoops McGee

Second Round: +300
Third Round: +400
Final Round: +500
Winner: +800

Solomon Kline

Second Round: +N/A (0/1 is not a valid odd)
Third Round: +500
Final Round: +1800
Winner: +3000

Tommy Gunn

Second Round: +10000
Third Round: +50000
Final Round: +100000
Winner: +500000

Aurora

Second Round: +200
Third Round: +300
Final Round: +1000
Winner: +1600

Yelena Gorgo

Second Round: +200
Third Round: +300
Final Round: +800
Winner: +1200

Tatiana Jolee

Second Round: +300
Third Round: +400
Final Round: +1000
Winner: +1500

Dickie Watson

Second Round: +200
Third Round: +400
Final Round: +600
Winner: +800

Enigma

Second Round: +400
Third Round: +1000
Final Round: +1500
Winner: +2000

Charlie Nickles

Second Round: +100
Third Round: +300
Final Round: +600
Winner: +1000

Charlie Nickles · **02-18-2025, 04:11 PM**

Kline Proceeds to Second Round - 0/1

So, if I'm viewing this right, for every $0 bet I place on Kline I receive $1 back in winnings?

I would like to place 1 million $0 X-bux bets on Kline to proceed to the second round, please.

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **02-21-2025, 10:17 PM**

"I'm putting every last XBux on Tropical Punch going to the second round."

Thunder Knuckles™ · **02-21-2025, 10:26 PM**

With a devious smile plastered on his face.

Seeing as I don't see any goddamned deadline. I'mma put Nine thousand three hundred and seventy-five xbux on Tropical Punch advancing to the second round.

Charlie Nickles · **02-22-2025, 01:00 AM**

14,000 XBUX on Tropical Punch to the 2nd round!

Scoops McGee · **02-22-2025, 04:03 AM**

"All in on Tropical Punch to the next round."

aurora · (02-22-2025)

Anyone else throwing away their xbux?

Scoops McGee · **02-22-2025, 06:23 AM**

Scoops looks back at the other three people behind him, bewildered. "I just liked the vibe of that kid. The fuck are y'all people betting on him for?"

Charlie Nickles · (02-22-2025)

Wait, I thought I was betting against him! Geppetto strikes again.

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **02-22-2025, 07:53 PM**

"5500 Xbux on Tatiana Jolee!"

Atticus Gold · **02-23-2025, 03:03 AM**

BETTING CLOSED UNTIL NEXT CARD

Atticus Gold · **Yesterday, 06:37 AM**

"BETS ARE NOW OPEN!"

"Everyone should have been paid out correctly, if not please let me know."

"Odds have changed but if you placed a bet for someone to win it all early you will receive whichever the highest amount would be, so don't worry there."

Tropical Punch
Proceeds to Third Round - 4/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 8/1
Winner - 16/1

Matthias Syn
Proceeds to Third Round - 4/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 8/1
Winner - 15/1

Sarah Wolf
Proceeds to Third Round - 5/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 6/1
Winner - 10/1

Kieran King
Proceeds to Third Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 4/1
Winner - 6/1

Solomon Kline
Proceeds to Third Round - 3/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 10/1
Winner - 16/1

Aurora
Proceeds to Third Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 8/1
Winner - 12/1

Yelena Gorgo
Proceeds to Third Round - 2/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 8/1
Winner - 12/1

Tatiana Jolee
Proceeds to Third Round - 3/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 8/1
Winner - 11/1

Charlie Nickles
Proceeds to Third Round - 3/1
Proceeds to Final Round - 6/1
Winner - 9/1

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