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Unknown Soldier · (08-18-2019)

Just as Steve Justice attempts to escape through UNKNOWN SOLDIER'S black hole VORTEX, he is suddenly instead abruptly grabbed by the back of his left ankle and yanked back into the English classroom. Just like one of those hands of those zombies that come flying up from one of the graves after they have been buried. Just like the time when master Shredder got all roided up on ooze, and the Ninja Turtles made that boat dock fall on him, and then when they thought he was dead his hand appeared out of nowhere underneath the rubble of the wooden boat dock. Just like that shit, Unknown Soldier grabs Steve Justice by the ankles and yanks him right the fuck back! He slaps him across the face 666 times. Alternating from the back of his right hand and his left, and then after he is finished grabs him by the throat and begins screaming in his left ear.

Unknown Soldier: "You better be kidding me with this shit kid! Do you call that a fucking kick out?? I actually think grandpa Matlock himself can kick out of a pin better than you. For that matter? What in the fuck does Matlock have to do with anything anyway? Do you actually think someone like me can get distracted by watching an episode of Law and Order with Andy Griffith in it? That show canceled in 1995, what in the fuck does it have to do with 2003? Maybe if you had some scat porn or a Serbian snuff film playing in the background I could buy your bullshit, but nope! Not today junior! Now I'm going to teach you a lesson, just like your third grade English teacher should have, about being a giant pussy and kicking out like a little girl."

Unknown Soldier straps the unconscious Steven Justice to one of the desks, bent over with his rear sticking out in the air. He grabs from out of his pants some heavy-duty rope; because what sick psycho serial killer doesn't just have that with him at all times, and then begins fastening Steven to one of the student's desks. He then takes an enormous ruler that was sitting up in the corner of the room, walks to the other corner and grabs another incredibly long and thick ruler, and then duct tapes the two together to make one giant mega super ruler. He winds up the ruler and begins spanking Steven Justice. Taking shots to his rear end as if he were Gary Sheffield taking a swing at a baseball. Guess how many fuckin' times?? Go on..... Guess how many times he spanks him?!?!?!?! Solider stops the slapping and what could almost be misconstrued as sodomy, leans down and gets directly into Steven Justice face.

Unknown Soldier: "Now you listen here my little pretty. Things are going to get very ugly and embarrassing for you if you don't just stay down. Don't make me come back here again and humiliate you any further and just hand over what is rightfully mine."

Unknown Soldier takes off his left boot and raises it to his face. He turns it over and licks it very seductively from the very tip of the top to the base of the bottom of the underside of his boot. He puts the boot back down and back onto his foot, throws Steven Justice out of the desk and onto the ground, places the same left boot that he just licked the bottom of, and places it directly on the side of Steven Justice left cheek for a pin... Smashing the side of his face into the ground at the same time 1.....2....

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-18-2019, 11:34 AM**

um soldier good buddy old pal.. u know that xtreme belt is rightfully MINE!

Theo Pryce · (08-19-2019)

3!!!

Talk about making an impact return.

Winner and New Xtreme Champ: Peter Gilmour's Best Friend - Unknown Soldier

Unknown Soldier · **08-19-2019, 12:40 AM**

(08-18-2019, 11:34 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: um soldier good buddy old pal.. u know that xtreme belt is rightfully MINE!

"Then come take it from me, bub!"

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **08-19-2019, 05:22 AM**

Great, like Soldier needed another six month reign. HOW MANY BRIEFCASES DO YOU NEED, DUDE?!?

Unknown Soldier · **08-19-2019, 05:38 AM**

(08-19-2019, 05:22 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Great, like Soldier needed another six month reign. HOW MANY BRIEFCASES DO YOU NEED, DUDE?!?

"Guess how many.... go on.... guess??"

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **08-19-2019, 05:40 AM**

69?

Nice.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-19-2019)

666

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