"Unlike the former Anarchy Champion, I plan on being a fighting champ and bringing a level of prestige and respect to the Anarchy brand that Slackland just couldn't achieve with her fake wins and edited telecast!"
"Now, while the self proclaimed "marketing genius", continues to spread false doubt over the legitimacy of my victory and current reign as the Anarchy champ, I've decided to fight her propaganda the best way that I know how..."
"That's why starting THIS Warfare, I will be issuing an open challenge to defend my Anarchy Championship!"
"Come one, come all! If you think you have what it takes to out wrestle the greatest pure technical wrestler in the XWF today, then be there Wednesday, October 9th to answer the call!"
*All open challenges are based on a first come first serve system. If someone answers the call before you, too bad. Accepting of the open challenge must be done live on the show that host it. Asking for a title shot in advance will be ignored.
1x Anarchy Champion
1x Xtreme Champion
2x Television Champion
1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
2x Tag Team Champion
2x Freestyle Champion
3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
1x Federweight Champion
24/7 Briefcase Winner - March 2019
2019 Tweener Of The Year
(10-04-2019, 04:12 PM)Melanie Crayzee Childs Said: You go girl..... you can do this girl.... I'll be there in person sitting in the front row watching you defend that magnificent title of yours.
Vita is number 1.... Vita is number 1.... Vita is number 1.....
"... Vita, you don't actually like this cunt do you?"
FORMER:
W | L | D
226 | 11 | 81
Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
1x Anarchy Champion
1x Xtreme Champion
2x Television Champion
1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
2x Tag Team Champion
2x Freestyle Champion
3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
1x Federweight Champion
24/7 Briefcase Winner - March 2019
2019 Tweener Of The Year
"Fuck off Jobber Spice, in case you didn't notice me and Vita were talking while you were standing the acceptable distance away per your restraining order. Now why don't you go the way the best stalkers go and try and paint a picture with your brains using a shotgun barrel as a brush."
"Again, V mate, seriously with this cunt?"
FORMER:
W | L | D
226 | 11 | 81
Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Wait a minute! She's a stalker? Women can't be stalkers silly!
...
Can they?
1x Anarchy Champion
1x Xtreme Champion
2x Television Champion
1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
2x Tag Team Champion
2x Freestyle Champion
3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
1x Federweight Champion
24/7 Briefcase Winner - March 2019
2019 Tweener Of The Year
Melina, Noah's with me, so I'd appreciate it if you kept the insults to yourself.
Thanks!!!!
1x Anarchy Champion
1x Xtreme Champion
2x Television Champion
1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
2x Tag Team Champion
2x Freestyle Champion
3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
1x Federweight Champion
24/7 Briefcase Winner - March 2019
2019 Tweener Of The Year