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A reaction to the worst promo ever released
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Noah Jackson Offline
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#1
08-01-2019, 05:25 PM

TITLE SHOULD BE: Gloriously Awesome vs Cunt Fucks

Don't believe title was appropriate as a summary......

Told through the words of The Miz:


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There's nothing better in the world than waking up and having a heavily pregnant horny wife who wants sex. What a great way to start the day, especially after waiting a whole first trimester where she doesn't really want to be touched.


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I was having a hot shower to wash away the love making smells, when Maryse sticks her head through the bathroom door.



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MARYSE: "Gloriously Awful,"

I kept calm but on the inside I was fuming and as I got dressed in silence Maryse knew it too. She quickly left me alone and I went and collected my stuff.

Bloody Paul Heyman, I thought, always opening his big fat mouth after I warned him about not messing with XWF Management because unlike the WWE management, these lot were unforgiving. And now we were on the backfoot.

Absolutely Awful, what a sad fucking way to be known as.


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"Because together with Bobby Roode we are going to put Noah Cunt Jackson and Fuzz Fucker in their place and win our first round match and book ourselves in the second round because I am the Miz and I am..........."

"AWESOME"


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"Fucking comedy, cunts. Everyone look at that embarrassing shit, it is a fucking gold mine."

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RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
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Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
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Lacklan Offline
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#2
08-01-2019, 05:53 PM

*sits in silence for a while after the reaction ends. Raises hand. And even THAT seems like the movement of royalty*

Question!

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#3
08-01-2019, 06:00 PM

Yeesh that's....huh....


.....yikes.

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#4
08-01-2019, 06:04 PM

*turns to Corey and sniffs super loud*

Wait your turn!

*turns back to Noah and begins to wave hand around like Hermione dying to show how smart she is*

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#5
08-01-2019, 06:19 PM

"Lack-o has the floor."

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RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
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Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
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#6
08-01-2019, 06:23 PM

*The Triple Crown Queen smiles, stands, adjusts her skirts, and accepts the floor*

Am I in the wrong room? I was told that this was a reaction to he WORST promo ever released? I assumed it was going to be this one right here.

*adjusts her skirts so that Corey...the pervert...can't see anything while she sits down, folds her hands atop her crossed legs, and patiently awaits the answer to this daunting question*

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#7
08-01-2019, 06:33 PM

"Oh my gosh I never saw that coming! Truly you are the queen of originality. Why don't you stick to stealing lines from my promos you fucking hollow cunt."

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Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
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#8
08-01-2019, 06:37 PM

(08-01-2019, 06:23 PM)Lacklan Said: *The Triple Crown Queen smiles, stands, adjusts her skirts, and accepts the floor*

Am I in the wrong room? I was told that this was a reaction to he WORST promo ever released? I assumed it was going to be this one right here.

*adjusts her skirts so that Corey...the pervert...can't see anything while she sits down, folds her hands atop her crossed legs, and patiently awaits the answer to this daunting question*

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#9
08-01-2019, 06:40 PM

💋🤗💋🤗💋🤗💋🤗

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#10
08-01-2019, 07:11 PM

(08-01-2019, 06:37 PM)Lux Said:
(08-01-2019, 06:23 PM)Lacklan Said: *The Triple Crown Queen smiles, stands, adjusts her skirts, and accepts the floor*

Am I in the wrong room? I was told that this was a reaction to he WORST promo ever released? I assumed it was going to be this one right here.

*adjusts her skirts so that Corey...the pervert...can't see anything while she sits down, folds her hands atop her crossed legs, and patiently awaits the answer to this daunting question*

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Because she crossed her legs.

Side note, I would like some royalties for using my likeness in your reaction, Noah.

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
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#11
08-01-2019, 07:39 PM

"Ugh, yeah fair."

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Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
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#12
08-02-2019, 06:03 AM

I heard there was some sex stank in this room, did I come to the right place?

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#13
08-02-2019, 06:17 AM

(08-02-2019, 06:03 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I heard there was some sex stank in this room, did I come to the right place?

That's no way to talk about Lux.

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
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#14
08-02-2019, 07:13 AM

(08-02-2019, 06:17 AM)BigD Said:
(08-02-2019, 06:03 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I heard there was some sex stank in this room, did I come to the right place?

That's no way to talk about Lux.

He said 'sex,' BigDTF, not 'a mixture of loneliness, desperation, and Jergen's with aloe'

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#15
08-02-2019, 10:53 AM

My bad, Latchlund.

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


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