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Darius Xavier · (04-28-2019)

As the picks start coming in Captains and those who have been picked should use this thread to talk back and forth IC, either to your team mates or talk smack to the other teams if you wish. Basically, this thread will be a free for all.

Corey Smith · (04-29-2019)

I'm wholly committed to making this work with Mr.Blackwater, despite our past differences. We share a common bond, being two of the most..unusual....on the roster, which gives us a unique perspective. I look forward to working with him.

As for Big D and his team, I hope you have ear plugs and plenty of Xanax.

The Brothers Blackwater · (04-29-2019)

"Lux... I have no words for you. Yet...

"As for the opposition.... words seem to defy me and not in a good way"

"More like in a Lacklan trying to fathom another word for "happy" or "dumb" cause she is very, very dumb."

EDWARD THE GREAT · **04-28-2019, 07:54 AM**

BIG MISTAKE NOT CHOOSE EDWARD!

B.O.B. D · (04-28-2019)

"Lux is just mad because the TV Title will be around MY waist come Saturday. As for EDWARD, haven't seen you around lately...... Hard to pick someone you don't know if you can rely on."

EDWARD THE GREAT · **04-28-2019, 08:31 AM**

(04-28-2019, 08:12 AM)BigD Said: "Lux is just mad because the TV Title will be around MY waist come Saturday. As for EDWARD, haven't seen you around lately...... Hard to pick someone you don't know if you can rely on."

EDWARD STRONGEST WARRIOR. SO EDWARD SHOULD BE FIRST PICK.

EDWARD THE GREAT · (04-28-2019)

Ned smartest of all captains. Edward not let Ned down.

Mastermind · (04-29-2019)

I am honoured to be a part of Team Nortorius. I've been watching you since your arrival and you have done so well so it'll be a honour to represent your team. I will give it my all.

Ned Kaye · (05-13-2019)

The honor is all mine, Mastermind. I appreciate the kind words, regardless. Let's show the XWF what mind and matter is capable of when combined.

And Edward, I knew from the moment I drafted you that you wouldn't disappoint me. To have a warrior like yourself on the team is a boon in of itself.

Deacon · (04-29-2019)

“Upon looking at each of the teams I am curious if the other captains understood what they were doing. An easy win for Team Deacon no matter who we face.”

Centurion · (04-28-2019)

For the first time in my life, I actually feel sorry for Sarah Lacklan. The rest of that team....yikes.

The Brothers Blackwater · (04-29-2019)

"And so.... Team Yikes, was born."

Tony Santos · (04-29-2019)

Tony can be found sitting in a bar in Toronto, Canada, having just finished watching the draft, as well as the Toronto Blue Jays baseball game against the Oakland A's. Being an Oakland resident, you'd think he would be rooting for the A's, but it turns out that the opportunity to buy overpriced Blue Jays gear from the team store makes Tony change his allegiance REAL quick.

The camera zooms in on Tony, backwards Blue Jays cap donning his head, sticker on and all, and a flimsy "Property of Toronto Blue Jays" hoodie covering his beer-filled gut. Tony's Hart championship sits sloppily on the table. He smiles as he sees the camera closing in.

Santos: Woo! Teaming with Luca and Deacon, some guy who sounds like an adult toy store order, and a man with an even more bland name than me! I'll take that over the Big L that is "Big D's" team of men insecure in their own bodies, or Ned Kaye's team of gentlemen who probably will be too busy encouraging one another in the locker room to actually make it to the ring.

And Donovan... Oh, Donovan. Good pick grabbing Lux! The rest? Well, Scully's going to be spending his time in the corner of the ring, educating the crowd and your team members about the history of fucking World War II...

...congrats on being picked after Rain, bud. You're destined for greatness.

bRiaN's going to be practicing how to use proper capitalization while spitting on things for no god damn reason, and Robbie Bourbon will be kissing babies and telling the people about the virtue of hard work and perseverance.

A ton of winners we got here, team! Meanwhile, Centurion can be expected to opine in the background about how the show just isn't as good without his legendary ass taking part, all the while whining about how others are getting the respect and status that he so badly needs... I mean...

...deserves. Deserves is what I meant.

Tony smiles as the waitress brings over IPA number seven. He grasps the tall beer glass as if it was trying to run away, lifts it to his mouth, and takes a huge swig. Tony takes a moment to savor the taste of an ice cold, slightly tangy IPA, then looks back at the camera.

Santos: Alright, it's been fun, but I have more... pressing... matters to attend to. Looking forward to seeing what you all got, fam! I'll catch you all on CircleTV after Lacklan's five hour long explanation on the finer points of microwaving a potato.

The scene fades to black.

Luna Hightower · (04-28-2019)

(04-28-2019, 08:12 AM)BigD Said: "Lux is just mad because the TV Title will be around MY waist come Saturday. As for EDWARD, haven't seen you around lately...... Hard to pick someone you don't know if you can rely on."

"That title won't be yours. Trust me on that. You piece of shit. You just had to go start shit with me. Wrong move asshole."

The Brothers Blackwater · (04-29-2019)

"There ya have it folks.... the very last chromosome, live and in technicolor."

"Just look at him go."

"He's special, after all and important."

"Tony '15 Packs' Santos"

"So great, he lost to my father.... three times. In a row."

"Title shots too."

Lacklan · (04-29-2019)

Corey Smith · (04-29-2019)

(04-28-2019, 07:32 AM)Lux Said:

As for Big D and his team, I hope you have ear plugs and plenty of Xanax.

You know those moments when you say something early in the day, and as the day goes on it just gets more and more true?

Because HOLY SHIT.

B.O.B. D · (05-13-2019)

Everyone who thinks my team sucks is gonna get proven wrong come War Games. The reason we have the matches is because a prediction is just a fake guess someone makes. Don't bet any money on it.

The Brothers Blackwater · (04-29-2019)

"The selling point for abortions has spoken."

"And his team doesn't suck! No! No fucking ways! It blows... big time."

All of the laughs. All of them.

"Prepare to be destroyed, you pathetic, shit stain, nothing."

Azrael Erebus · (04-29-2019)

"Fun facts: Azrael from this timeline won World War X (Weapon Ashen was on one of the opposing teams) and Griffin MacAlister... well, he killed it during his first.... PPV and War Games, back in 2012... when he had zero pro-wrestling experience."

"Why is this relevant, it's not."

"My only question to the competition.... what are you going to do when Donovan Blackwater literally, devours you?"

"Unlike the Dukes. Excellence flows through our veins. Though his name may be Blackwater, it might as well be Erebus."

"Just ask the three time loser; in a fucking row, Santos."

"Hey, Tony remember when I humiliated you in a sex toys match.... good times."

"Also... Acul, how are you?"

drezdin5788 · (04-29-2019)

So whos going to be the sorry ass fuck up for games

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (04-29-2019)

Me and big d... sounds good

B.O.B. D · (04-29-2019)

(04-29-2019, 12:43 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Me and big d... sounds good

I chose you because I see all those accomplishments you have. People think we're gonna blow, well I think we're all gonna blow the roof off the place with victory. I had very specific reasons for picking everyone I did. You could say I feel like Bill Bellichick after the NFL draft, people may not think it was smart, but everyone to me was a steal.

So suck it.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (04-30-2019)

Together at last!

(04-29-2019, 12:43 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Me and big d... sounds good

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (04-29-2019)

I fell into that didn't i

Scully · (04-29-2019)

"I guess I should feel embarrassed right? I was pretty much that special kid with the braces that no one wanted on their basketball team? I mean look at ALL the mongs that got chosen before me!

Or is it a case of save the best till last? Either way, I give zero fucks! I'm Team Blackwater I guess!"

Deacon · **04-29-2019, 12:04 PM**

(04-29-2019, 12:02 PM)Scully Said: "I guess I should feel embarrassed right? I was pretty much that special kid with the braces that no one wanted on their basketball team? I mean look at ALL the mongs that got chosen before me!

Or is it a case of save the best till last? Either way, I give zero fucks! I'm Team Blackwater I guess!"

”It most certainly is not a case of the best being saved for last.”

Scully · (04-29-2019)

(04-29-2019, 12:04 PM)Deacon Said: ”It most certainly is not a case of the best being saved for last.”

"I've beaten Luna Hightower. I've beaten Luca Arzegotti. I beat Duke recently and you're telling me I'm the worst out of all this lot?

I don't even know who the fuck half of you are... Most of all, who the fuck are you?!"

Deacon · (05-13-2019)

”Pray you don’t have to find out, Mr. Irrelevant.”

Scully · (04-29-2019)

"I hope I do find out, I really do!"

The Brothers Blackwater · (04-29-2019)

"Pray you don't have to find out."

"Holy shiza, this fucking guy actually just said that. Hey Deacon, don't use all your brain cells now, you may need them later, you know when you're shooting a promo... or attempting to cross the street."

~~bRiaN sTorM~~ · (04-29-2019)

Looking forward to working with my new friends Lux, Robbie, Donovan, and Scully, and as for you Tony Santos if you put the letters of my name in "proper capitalization" your talking to any other Brian out there. I am the only bRiaN you'll meet, and Tony now that i know your such a big fan I'll bring you one of my older spittoons.

Tony Santos · (04-29-2019)

The scene opens in the Microbrewery Restaurant in Toronto, as Tony continues his Canadian vacation before heading back to Asia. Tony can be seen sitting on a corner barstool, the same Blue Jays hat and hoodie. He's getting ready for the barn burner of a game between the Toronto Raptors and the Philadelphia 76ers. The Raptors are a slight favorite as a #2 seed, but playing the #3 seed 76ers, and based off of past failures, no one in this bar is at all confident in a Toronto victory.

However, Tony Santos isn't too concerned. He can be found in the corner, Hart Title on the bar, buying drinks for fellow patrons as he rolls into the evening. His forehead gives off a slight sheen, glistening in the sweat of day drinking and a sun poking through a bar sunroof. The man next to Tony is fast asleep, having had too many rum and Cokes, thanks to Tony. Tony has his earbuds in, connected to his phone, as he watches the War Games retorts come in.

Tony smiles.

Santos: Oh, Donovan. You failed so hard at insulting me that your dad had to try to bail you out? After your only insult was to call out your dad's accomplishments, while neglecting your own? You're supposed to be a captain, when you can't even exhibit basic leadership qualities?

Rich, Donovan.

The same father who abandoned you. The same man who was Mr. Radio, Mr. Satellite, and Mr. Negligent Father? The man you had to track down, and threaten to kill?

That guy? That's the man backing you up? A man laying out a shining achievement from... 2012? A man who abandoned his children with an abusive wife?

At least my father is dead. You're stuck with a shit father and siblings who act as a crutch for your lack of ability and intellect. It's the only reason I can fathom you picking that tubby moron bRiaN sTorM, as well as a man who gave your team a ringing endorsement of...

"I'm Team Blackwater I guess!"

Tony smiles.

Santos: Killer work, Donovan. Everyone believes in you.

The scene fades to black.

Darius Xavier · (04-29-2019)

”It matters little whom is to face whom or which order you were chosen. The only draft that matters is Edward, and the only team that I would suggest placing your bets on is the one that houses a warrior with such a refined list of skills. Team Kaye absolutely has the advantage going into this “war”.

EDWARD PROVEN STRONGEST TIME AND AGAIN! THIS BE NO DIFFERENT!

”Hmm, imagine if we enhanced Edwards intelligence somehow?”

WHAT INTELLIGENCE MEAN?

”Don’t worry Edward, you’ll understand soon if all goes as planned.”

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (04-29-2019)

Holy shit balls. Is this War Games or sixteen and pregnant? So many chatty fuckin kattys!

Centurion · (04-29-2019)

I don't know Scully. He seems like kind of an asshole. But you can't tell me you would rather have Peter Gilmore on your team than him. There's a list of a thousand names I'd rather have on my team than Gilmore and half of them are dead.

B.O.B. D · (05-13-2019)

(04-29-2019, 05:42 PM)Centurion Said: I don't know Scully. He seems like kind of an asshole. But you can't tell me you would rather have Peter Gilmore on your team than him. There's a list of a thousand names I'd rather have on my team than Gilmore and half of them are dead.

Peter Gilmour is gonna be a key to Team Big D's victory. I seen all the shit people were giving him and knew it'd be motivation for him to churn out his best work. You wait and see. He's gotta be fired up and wanting to shut the haters up!

Everyone can bash all they want, we'll see what happens when we step into the cage. I know what I'm capable of, I expect my team to follow my lead.

Corey Smith · (04-29-2019)

(04-29-2019, 06:12 PM)BigD Said:
(04-29-2019, 05:42 PM)Centurion Said: I don't know Scully. He seems like kind of an asshole. But you can't tell me you would rather have Peter Gilmore on your team than him. There's a list of a thousand names I'd rather have on my team than Gilmore and half of them are dead.

Peter Gilmour is gonna be a key to Team Big D's victory. I seen all the shit people were giving him and knew it'd be motivation for him to churn out his best work. You wait and see. He's gotta be fired up and wanting to shut the haters up!

Everyone can bash all they want, we'll see what happens when we step into the cage. I know what I'm capable of, I expect my team to follow my lead.

Sometimes people get shit on for a good reason.

And COMPLETELY unrelated to that notion....

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=33489

The Brothers Blackwater · (04-29-2019)

(04-29-2019, 03:02 PM)Tony Santos Said: Santos: Oh, Donovan. You failed so hard at insulting me that your dad had to try to bail you out? After your only insult was to call out your dad's accomplishments, while neglecting your own? You're supposed to be a captain, when you can't even exhibit basic leadership qualities?

Rich, Donovan.

The same father who abandoned you. The same man who was Mr. Radio, Mr. Satellite, and Mr. Negligent Father? The man you had to track down, and threaten to kill?

That guy? That's the man backing you up? A man laying out a shining achievement from... 2012? A man who abandoned his children with an abusive wife?

At least my father is dead. You're stuck with a shit father and siblings who act as a crutch for your lack of ability and intellect. It's the only reason I can fathom you picking that tubby moron bRiaN sTorM, as well as a man who gave your team a ringing endorsement of...

"I'm Team Blackwater I guess!"

Tony smiles.

Santos: Killer work, Donovan. Everyone believes in you.

The scene fades to black.

"Oh Tony, you're words... they're so very wounding. They cut so deep. Am I bleeding? I feel like I'm bleeding. Like I've been gutted with a giant, rusty, jagged blade, that literally ripped up my insides, before I was left for dead. How could you say such truly, awful things to me? Why, I'm not sure how I'll ever survive such a brutal attack, let alone recover. Clearly, you are the master here and a far better man than I... I might add. It's just too bad that fate didn't grant me the honor of having you, as a father. Still, if it's not too imposing, if you could do me the solid of answering, one simple question, I would be ever so grateful."

"Tell me, Tony.... am I serious or is this sorrowful, whimpering tone and sad face too over-the-top?"

"Tony... Tony... Tony, you're so lost out at sea, adrift in a tiny dingy... with no paddles, that's slowly filling up with water due to the many holes that's riddled through it... you may as well jump overboard and drown now."

"Are you seriously trying to get at me? No one ever gets to me, Tony."

"I'm unflappable. Untouchable. I'm like a tank that you're trying to destroy with a feather and CW quality banter."

" Especially when you're trying to use my past, against me. Please. Are you for reals? A topic few could fuck up, considering the fact that it's a subject that I've brought up, more than once. Yet, here you are... swinging and missing. It's quite pathetic. Like watching a simpleton that's taking way too long to put on a sweater. His arm gets stuck and he can't properly pull it into place, yet that doesn't stop him from struggling. Yanking with all his might as his desperate cries of frustration become louder and louder."

"However, you're right about one thing. I should have listed my own accomplishments against you. Not my father's."

"Lets see.... I called you out and you ran away and hid. Rather than make an excuse or accept. You did nothing. Bravo. You're the man now, dog."

Big, warm smile.

"Thanks for believing in me though... I believe in me too."

"Much like I believe in my team and the fact that your presence, means nothing. You should probably just mirror what you did when I challenged you and avoid the fight altogether, while silently praying that no one will notice your absence and everyone will simply forget."

"The same way everyone forgot your former 'legacy' in the XWF."

John Whyte · **04-29-2019, 06:47 PM**

oh boy buddy i’m really gonna have to ask you to reconsider what you’re trying to do here

some people just don’t have the gift of gab and that’s nothing for you to be ashamed of, but maybe if you look to someone like me we can get you back on the right track, cuz right now you’re sorta embarrassing yourself

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