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Trump for Championship President
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#1
11-05-2016, 11:38 AM

Let me preface this by stating that I firmly believe that:

Sebastian Duke
Thaddeus Duke
Croatan
and Paul Heyman

All fit under the same category as being quite possibly the biggest pile of stupid that this country has ever seen.

If you do not agree then, well, you are...

Wrong.

You're wrong and I want you to alert the nearest security personnel so that they can escort you off of the premises.

Let me begin by saying that I agree with Paul Heyman on one point, and one point only.

Quote:As you know the current state of the XWF title picture is well... in turmoil, to say the least.

I would even go as far as saying that the XWF "picture" as a whole is in absolute turmoil. A total disgrace. It's a huge problem and I plan on revamping it big-league.

Let's face the facts, people. Anthony Scully should not be the Universal Champion when there are fighters out there like Unknown Soldier, Theo Pryce, John Samuels, and Eli James. I feel shame every time that I have to tell our sponsors that the most mediocre athlete to ever set foot in a ring is our top champion. It's WRONG and it should have been fixed a long time ago.

Vince Lane has been in charge for how long now? Has to be at least 6 months. And what has he done? He's kept this piece of crap as his top guy. And who has he defended his belt against? Someone please remind me!

Vince Lane, you are not fit to be the XWF owner.

Me running for president of the XWF fixes that.

I will not be controlling XWF from beneath you, I will be pushing you out and replacing the power structure in the XWF with something better.

Vincent Lane, you are a disgrace to this company and Scully's title reign reflects that fact. You've had enough time to fix it and you couldn't get the job done. It would be in your best interest to step down before I have to wage war against you for being the most subpar GM that the XWF has ever seen. There's a reason why all PPV's under Lane's watch have had the lowest turnout of any PPV in XWF history. People are demoralized by the leadership and are embarrassed to be promoting anything with Lane's name on it.

I will improve the turnout here in XWF.

Bigger turnouts for PPV participation.

Bigger turnouts for title defenses so that we can have a champion who is respected and not laughed at.

My campaign isn't just against Paul Heyman. That's the key difference between me and Paul.

If you want more of the same where Paul just takes orders from Lane and gives you the same subpar product; then you should support Paul.

If you want somethin that is better, then I am your man.

Paul wants to enforce stricter standards when it comes to title defenses. Yet, he stated that he's supportive of Vinnie Lane who is the very worst at enforcing those standards.

What leads you to believe that Paul Heyman will have any influence on the man who works above him?

Second question, which is for Heyman, how long did it take you to finally grow enough balls to enforce that title defense on the "pussyfooting" Eli James?

Finally, Paul Heyman has asked all of you to donate your X-Bux to his campaign in order for it to be successful.

Now if that doesn't send up a brigade of red flags then I don't know what will.

My campaign will be funded entirely by me. I will not ask for a dime from you hardworking XWF fans.

I will bring title defenses back to the XWF. I will make it so that superstars will want to cut promos and fight each other.

One more thing to take into consideration.

How revealing is it that Paul Heyman would make his announcement on a closed forum where his statements cannot be brought into question?

Whereas I'm here to address all of you and to take any questions that you might have about my platform, and grab it by the pussy.

Go fuck yourself, Heyman.

Trump for XWF President.
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#2
11-05-2016, 08:48 PM

"I never thought I'd say this and please don't tell my girlfriend Hillary Clinton, but Donald Trump is right and he's basically just reiterating everything I pointed out earlier when Scully tried to lie to the entire XWF universe and say nobody has challenged him. When clearly everyone saw in those earlier tapes from July that I did.

1. Scully is a pussy who barely even shows up on XWF programming, most likely avoiding brief case cash in's by yours truly. I'm busy defending and winning titles on Warfare for the past three months and what's he doing? Oh yeah, having non-title matches with Barney Green and comparing his dick size to the fat losers on XWF's minor league program Savage Saturday Night. He also hasn't defended his title in three months.

2. Vinnie Lane allowed it to happen for far too long and now his answer is a title match with Peter Gilmour?

3. Paul Heyman is, was, and forever will be a giant pile of steaming shit.

4. ...and everyone in the entire Duke family tree is a bunch of raging .

It's about time someone grabbed all these girls by the pussy and juggled their ovaries around."

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4 (X) Xtreme Champion
1 (X) Tag Team Champion (w/ Doctor Louis D'ville)
1 (X) Anarchy Champion
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#3
11-05-2016, 09:08 PM

(11-05-2016, 11:38 AM)Donald Trump Said: Let me preface this by stating that I firmly believe that:

Sebastian Duke
Thaddeus Duke
Croatan
and Paul Heyman

All fit under the same category as being quite possibly the biggest pile of stupid that this country has ever seen.

If you do not agree then, well, you are...

Wrong.

You're wrong and I want you to alert the nearest security personnel so that they can escort you off of the premises.

Let me begin by saying that I agree with Paul Heyman on one point, and one point only.

Quote:As you know the current state of the XWF title picture is well... in turmoil, to say the least.

I would even go as far as saying that the XWF "picture" as a whole is in absolute turmoil. A total disgrace. It's a huge problem and I plan on revamping it big-league.

Let's face the facts, people. Anthony Scully should not be the Universal Champion when there are fighters out there like Unknown Soldier, Theo Pryce, John Samuels, and Eli James. I feel shame every time that I have to tell our sponsors that the most mediocre athlete to ever set foot in a ring is our top champion. It's WRONG and it should have been fixed a long time ago.

Vince Lane has been in charge for how long now? Has to be at least 6 months. And what has he done? He's kept this piece of crap as his top guy. And who has he defended his belt against? Someone please remind me!

Vince Lane, you are not fit to be the XWF owner.

Me running for president of the XWF fixes that.

I will not be controlling XWF from beneath you, I will be pushing you out and replacing the power structure in the XWF with something better.

Vincent Lane, you are a disgrace to this company and Scully's title reign reflects that fact. You've had enough time to fix it and you couldn't get the job done. It would be in your best interest to step down before I have to wage war against you for being the most subpar GM that the XWF has ever seen. There's a reason why all PPV's under Lane's watch have had the lowest turnout of any PPV in XWF history. People are demoralized by the leadership and are embarrassed to be promoting anything with Lane's name on it.

I will improve the turnout here in XWF.

Bigger turnouts for PPV participation.

Bigger turnouts for title defenses so that we can have a champion who is respected and not laughed at.

My campaign isn't just against Paul Heyman. That's the key difference between me and Paul.

If you want more of the same where Paul just takes orders from Lane and gives you the same subpar product; then you should support Paul.

If you want somethin that is better, then I am your man.

Paul wants to enforce stricter standards when it comes to title defenses. Yet, he stated that he's supportive of Vinnie Lane who is the very worst at enforcing those standards.

What leads you to believe that Paul Heyman will have any influence on the man who works above him?

Second question, which is for Heyman, how long did it take you to finally grow enough balls to enforce that title defense on the "pussyfooting" Eli James?

Finally, Paul Heyman has asked all of you to donate your X-Bux to his campaign in order for it to be successful.

Now if that doesn't send up a brigade of red flags then I don't know what will.

My campaign will be funded entirely by me. I will not ask for a dime from you hardworking XWF fans.

I will bring title defenses back to the XWF. I will make it so that superstars will want to cut promos and fight each other.

One more thing to take into consideration.

How revealing is it that Paul Heyman would make his announcement on a closed forum where his statements cannot be brought into question?

Whereas I'm here to address all of you and to take any questions that you might have about my platform, and grab it by the pussy.

Go fuck yourself, Heyman.

Trump for XWF President.

Fuck you, you beaver pelt hair having motherfucker

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#4
11-05-2016, 09:17 PM

(11-05-2016, 09:08 PM)Dolly Waters Said: Fuck you, you beaver pelt hair having motherfucker

"Nobody cares about your opinions until your old enough to vote, missy! Now, go back in time out where you belong!"

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4 (X) Xtreme Champion
1 (X) Tag Team Champion (w/ Doctor Louis D'ville)
1 (X) Anarchy Champion
2 (X) Superstar of the Month
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#5
11-05-2016, 10:15 PM

personally I think vinniedoing a great job. I support my buddy mr trump as long as he makes me lifetime xtreme champ

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#6
11-05-2016, 11:46 PM

"Well well well... long time no see Mr. Trump. Trying to fall back on something because there's no way you'll become president of the United States? Go suck a dick. You won't have to search long for one, I'm sure Peter Gilmour and Unknown Solider would be glad to have you blow theirs!"

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#7
11-06-2016, 08:13 AM

Someone check this dude's emails.

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#8
11-06-2016, 08:27 AM

his emails are fine like melanias fine ass ;)

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#9
11-07-2016, 03:28 PM

God damn!

Donald! DONALD!

Over here, man!

I got one of 'em!

Some libtard protester and his "I'm with her" posterboard sign! I got 'im in the back of my truck, man!

Let's do this!



















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