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Kandi... Let me rape you!
08-03-2016, 11:53 AM
Post: #1

"Hey Kandi babay. Uni Champ here. I don't normally do this, in fact I've never done this but even my mrs, Natalie thinks you're stunning. So pull your draws down and let me rape you, whilst she video tapes you.

100% Scullyfaction Guaranteed!"


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08-03-2016, 02:50 PM
Post: #2
No worries, Miss Kandi, while our beloved Universal Champion is just imploding with professionalism, I have a solution to this situation before it goes any further.

My name is Doctor Louis D'Ville, and not only do I treat the mentally ill when it comes to the many patients of this FINE federation, but I also handle different cases related to the workplace through the Law Offices of D'Ville and Associates. Any discrepancies, inequalities, discriminations, harassments, and even accidents that happen in the work environment, contact me.

Please, my dear, take my card.

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08-03-2016, 03:34 PM
Post: #3
"Hello old man how are you? Nevermind that question, I have a real question for you. Why are you interfering in my business?"


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08-03-2016, 03:41 PM
Post: #4
Interfering? Hardly, Mister Scully. I was just giving the young lady an option to fight back WITHOUT fighting back, you know? I feel it has been my utmost duty to protect the weak and innocent while snuffing out the ignorant.

Please, do not feel threatened by my approach. You have nothing to fear, provided you keep your little 'Scull-banger' locked up.

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08-03-2016, 03:45 PM
Post: #5
"She can simply say yes or she can simply say no. Do you want to rape her or some shit? That's the impression I'm getting Doc. Like you're trying to sweeten her up. I haven't raped her, yet. I'm not harassing her. I asked her simple question which requires a simple answer."


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08-03-2016, 03:56 PM
Post: #6
Okay there IS definitely something wrong here. I had to go over that several different times before I realized I wasn't talking with Mister Smackins. A simple question requiring a simple answer hardly justifies the unprofessionalism that's reeking from your being right now. You used to be a respectable fellow, I would say, or at least, ignorant enough to come across as a harmless puppy-dawg. Not an annoying little fly needs swatted or a cockroach that needs squashed. Has the Universal Championship already plagued what little dignity you had in that little brain to begin with? Perhaps you should take one of my OTHER cards, Mister Scully.

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08-03-2016, 04:08 PM
Post: #7
"If you gave me one of your cards then I would look at it and then I would tear it up. Quite frankly I'm just doing what someone asked me to do here. I was offered something in return but I am yet to bloody see it. But I know what I'm saying and I know what I'm doing. I don't give a fuck who it offends either, whether it's professional or not, this is the XWF. Full of crazy ass slags!"


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08-03-2016, 04:38 PM
Post: #8
I see, so, someone else is using the XWF Universal Champion as a puppet in one of their games for what? Xbux? HA! I can get that, if you were broke. What kind of deal are you getting as the Uni-champ, anyway, Scully? I received a pretty hefty salary when I was the champ. I can only hope you're getting the same treatment as I did.

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08-03-2016, 09:33 PM
Post: #9
how can scully fuck kandi when he has a small penis?

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08-03-2016, 09:38 PM
Post: #10
Scorched by Mister Gilmour.

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08-04-2016, 01:27 AM
Post: #11
(08-03-2016 09:33 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  how can scully fuck kandi when he has a small penis?

"The same way I brush your moms yellow teeth!"

(08-03-2016 04:38 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:  I see, so, someone else is using the XWF Universal Champion as a puppet in one of their games for what? Xbux? HA! I can get that, if you were broke. What kind of deal are you getting as the Uni-champ, anyway, Scully? I received a pretty hefty salary when I was the champ. I can only hope you're getting the same treatment as I did.

"Of course I'm not getting the same treatment. You had your nose up managements ass, they don't like guys like me. After all I'm British, part of the greatest stable ever and most recently I defeated the XWF owner, Loverboy Vinnie Lane for the XWF Uni-on Championship. Oh wait wasn't it Vinnie who beat you? I rest my case!"


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08-04-2016, 02:01 AM
Post: #12
"You know. When you wanna rape someone. You don't ask them to let you. You really are a fucking retard. Aren't you?"

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08-04-2016, 02:19 AM
Post: #13
(08-04-2016 02:01 AM)Luna Hightower Said:  "You know. When you wanna rape someone. You don't ask them to let you. You really are a fucking retard. Aren't you?"

"I was asked to ask Kandi, so that's what I did. Not because I'm a puppet but because I got something out of it and I just don't give a fuck.
So Luna shut your mouth before I take your sledgehammer and shove it up your fanny!"


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Former 3 x XWF Tag-Team Champion ~
1 x w/Robbie Bourbon & 1 x w/Chris Macbeth &
1 x w/Maverick
Former 2 x XWF HMW Champion

July 2016 Superstar of the Month

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08-04-2016, 02:39 AM
Post: #14
(08-04-2016 02:19 AM)Scully Said:  
(08-04-2016 02:01 AM)Luna Hightower Said:  "You know. When you wanna rape someone. You don't ask them to let you. You really are a fucking retard. Aren't you?"

"I was asked to ask Kandi, so that's what I did. Not because I'm a puppet but because I got something out of it and I just don't give a fuck.
So Luna shut your mouth before I take your sledgehammer and shove it up your fanny!"

"Aaaaahhh, I see. You're not a puppet. You're a fucking bitch. You don't even have the fucking balls to really rape her. You just fucking did it because someone told you to. Fuck that shit. Why let someone be your master? You need to get out from under their thumb or else you're going to be a bitch for the rest of your life."

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08-04-2016, 06:22 AM
Post: #15
I stick my Sledgehammer up my pussy Said:"Aaaaahhh, I see. You're not a puppet. You're a fucking bitch. You don't even have the fucking balls to really rape her. You just fucking did it because someone told you to. Fuck that shit. Why let someone be your master? You need to get out from under their thumb or else you're going to be a bitch for the rest of your life."

"Okay I know you're a little slow, I know you're a dumb ass bitch but I'll tell you once again and hopefully you can take it all in this time. I.. Scully was ASKED to do this in exchange for SOMETHING. I.. Scully didn't do this because I was forced like you want me to force myself upon Kandi.
I asked Kandi like a true gentlemen should. I know you're jealous cuz no one wants to rape you, let alone fuck you but that is not my problem you fishy cunt!"


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08-04-2016, 08:32 AM
Post: #16
U r lame scully

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08-04-2016, 08:52 AM
Post: #17
(08-04-2016 08:32 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  U r lame scully

"I am so lame that I am the XWF UNI Champ, Slut!"


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08-04-2016, 10:45 AM
Post: #18
"Let me get this straight. You were bribed to offer the idea of rape to Kandi? Is that correct?"

"Wow."

"If anyone can truly present the lame ass, boring version of bribery and attempted rape, it's you, Scully."

"I bet if this little scenario played out the way you had it planned, you woulda offered her tea afterwards too."

"Fuck. You're pathetic."

"No wonder your wife is interested in lookin' at other women, she probably prefers them too. A preference that most likely came after marriage cause if anyone can turn a chick off men, it would be you, Scullz."

"Ladies and gentlemen, your Universal Champion, at his finest!"

"Remember this moment cause it's only downhill after this."

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08-04-2016, 10:52 AM
Post: #19
And people thought I was an embarrassment when I was World Champion. I may be a drunk and a tranny thrilla but I never asked or raped anyone. It was all consensual.

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08-04-2016, 11:32 AM
Post: #21
(08-03-2016 03:45 PM)Scully Said:  "She can simply say yes or she can simply say no."

"You sure you know how rape works, idiot?"

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08-04-2016, 11:38 AM
Post: #22
(08-04-2016 11:32 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:  
(08-03-2016 03:45 PM)Scully Said:  "She can simply say yes or she can simply say no."

"You sure you know how rape works, idiot?"

"That's how British rape works. Then you offer them tea afterwards and watch reruns of Downton Abbey together."

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08-04-2016, 11:45 AM
Post: #23
(08-04-2016 11:38 AM)Dillinger Said:  
(08-04-2016 11:32 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:  
(08-03-2016 03:45 PM)Scully Said:  "She can simply say yes or she can simply say no."

"You sure you know how rape works, idiot?"

"That's how British rape works. Then you offer them tea afterwards and watch reruns of Downton Abbey together."

"How about I stick my cock in your ass, cowboy?"
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08-04-2016, 11:46 AM
Post: #24
"Listen here you bunch of Cunts...

Who was the one who had the fuckin' bollocks to dethrone Loverboy Vinnie Lane? Who ended the eleventh month reign of the XWF Universal Champion? Was it you Mister IC, Dillinger? How about you Mister. Xtreme piece of shit, Soldier? What about you Doc? After you got your ass handed to you by Vinnie, you shat your pants and ran back to the retirement home. Luna did you wave your Sledgehammer and beat Vinnie? No cuz you can't even get a Hart title shot, you dumb wench. What about you Gilly? Oh wait.. You tried and you got ya ass whooped. Barney, you fuckin' fat bastard, you didn't do it either did you?

Yet I'm the fuckin' embarrassment? I'm the former retard with the biggest title in the XWF. If I'm so fucking lame and retarded, then what does that make Vinnie Lane? The owner of this company, who I defeated. More importantly what does it make the rest of you who couldn't even try it?! Exactly, Get off my balls you fuckin' sweaty crevices!"


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08-04-2016, 11:46 AM
Post: #25
(08-04-2016 11:45 AM)Tush Said:  "How about I stick my cock in your ass, cowboy?"

"Nah, you see I think Scully is just a fucking idiot, because clearly this British cigarette understands the meaning of the word."

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1 (X) United States Champion
1 (X) Tag Team Champion (w/ Doctor Louis D'ville) (Current)
1 (X) Trio Champion ( w/ Peter Gilmour and Mister Mystery 17 31707 1)
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08-04-2016, 11:48 AM
Post: #26
(08-04-2016 11:46 AM)Scully Said:  "If I'm so fucking lame and retarded, then what does that make Vinnie Lane?

"You mean, Vinnie LAME!"

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08-04-2016, 11:50 AM
Post: #28
(08-04-2016 11:46 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:  
(08-04-2016 11:45 AM)Tush Said:  "How about I stick my cock in your ass, cowboy?"

"Nah, you see I think Scully is just a fucking idiot, because clearly this British cigarette understands the meaning of the word."

"Come on, fuck me. Skip down to the ring with me and grab my penis like you do with Greggo big man. Let me lick that makeup off your face."
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08-04-2016, 11:55 AM
Post: #29
(08-04-2016 11:48 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:  
(08-04-2016 11:46 AM)Scully Said:  "If I'm so fucking lame and retarded, then what does that make Vinnie Lane?

"You mean, Vinnie LAME!"

"You call him Vinnie Lame but even with your briefcase, you were too scared to cash in!"


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08-04-2016, 11:58 AM
Post: #30
(08-04-2016 11:45 AM)Tush Said:  
(08-04-2016 11:38 AM)Dillinger Said:  
(08-04-2016 11:32 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:  "You sure you know how rape works, idiot?"

"That's how British rape works. Then you offer them tea afterwards and watch reruns of Downton Abbey together."

"How about I stick my cock in your ass, cowboy?"

How about Scully, Dillinger, Soldier, and I all bukkake your nan?

(08-04-2016 11:49 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said:  "Can we all remember who the king of rape is? Thomas Girard."

Who shoves oranges into the peeholes of little children, right?

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08-04-2016, 12:03 PM
Post: #31
"Who the fuck are you? Jesus Christ mate, you are an abomination! You look like you got one of those free tattoo packs from an edgy teen magazine and stuck them all over your fucking body.

I'll tell you what, since you want to get your cocks out and wank onto something with several other men so badly, you can do that, but my Nan would probably fuck you with a wooden spoon DRIPPING with porridge if you come in vicinity of her council estate."
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08-04-2016, 12:06 PM
Post: #32
(08-04-2016 11:46 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:  
(08-04-2016 11:45 AM)Tush Said:  "How about I stick my cock in your ass, cowboy?"

"Nah, you see I think Scully is just a fucking idiot, because clearly this British cigarette understands the meaning of the word."

"Touche."

"As for your offer Tush, you're welcome to try but if you fail and you will fail, I get introduce your rectum to something a tad more memorable than the endless flow of cocks you've grown used to. Do we have a deal?'

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08-04-2016, 12:19 PM
Post: #33
(08-04-2016 11:58 AM)Nico LaVey Said:  How about Scully, Dillinger, Soldier, and I all bukkake your nan?

"I'm sorry... Nico LaVey, is it? Don't ever speak on my behalf again."

"Or the next time you do, you'll think back to this moment and wonder why you didn't listen as you enjoy the view from your hospital bed."

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08-04-2016, 12:24 PM
Post: #34
(08-04-2016 12:06 PM)Dillinger Said:  "As for your offer Tush, you're welcome to try..."

"I'm welcome to try... and stick my clam mallet in your arsehole?

Is this... is this CONSENSUAL?

I don't fucking care for your welcomes and salutations for when I turn the masculinity knob down a notch. You're already more androgynous than Vinnie Lane as it is, faggot. You and all your pathetic buddies wanking your cocks off because its the popular, current, trending, mainstream, hashtag shit to do against Scully is downright LAUGHABLE.

HAHAHAHA!

Get it, pussy? That's me laughing at your feeble attempts to insult the Union with Downton Abbey jokes. Here's a cracking crease for you, you're from DOWNYTON ABBEY - because you're fucking retarded."
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08-04-2016, 12:37 PM
Post: #35
(08-04-2016 12:19 PM)Dillinger Said:  
(08-04-2016 11:58 AM)Nico LaVey Said:  How about Scully, Dillinger, Soldier, and I all bukkake your nan?

"I'm sorry... Nico LaVey, is it? Don't ever speak on my behalf again."

"Or the next time you do, you'll think back to this moment and wonder why you didn't listen as you enjoy the view from your hospital bed."

As fucking if you of all people could put me into a hospital bed. Now run along before I put you into a grave and get my men to alter your will to add a little bit extra to the LaVey family fortune.

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08-04-2016, 12:42 PM
Post: #36
Don't buy into his lies, everyone. When he talks about the LaVey family fortune, this is what he's talking about: as you can see, it doesn't look good.

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08-04-2016, 12:43 PM
Post: #37
(08-04-2016 12:42 PM)Felix Braddock Said:  Don't buy into his lies, everyone. When he talks about the LaVey family fortune, this is what he's talking about: as you can see, it doesn't look good.

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You all know the drill by this point: please remove this meme, pay 500 xbux in royalties, or we will see you in court.

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08-04-2016, 12:56 PM
Post: #38
(08-04-2016 12:24 PM)Tush Said:  
(08-04-2016 12:06 PM)Dillinger Said:  "As for your offer Tush, you're welcome to try..."

"I'm welcome to try... and stick my clam mallet in your arsehole?

Is this... is this CONSENSUAL?

I don't fucking care for your welcomes and salutations for when I turn down the masculinity knob down a notch. You're already more androgynous than Vinnie Lane as it is, faggot. You and all your pathetic buddies wanking your cocks off because its the popular, current, trending, mainstream, hashtag shit to do against Scully is downright LAUGHABLE.

HAHAHAHA!

Get it, pussy? That's me laughing at your feeble attempts to insult the Union with Downton Abbey jokes. Here's a cracking crease for you, you're from DOWNYTON ABBEY - because you're fucking retarded."

"So that's a - no, then?"

"Is that how it works, you toss out an offer and I up the ante and then you retract it as you hide behind some weak insults that probably would sound edgy and hard to anyone but me. No, those tepid remarks might make the others blush and tuck their tails but I hear you and see you for what you really are. Nothin' but chicken shit. All talk and no substance. Sure, it's easy to come out here and squawk but when it comes down to actual actions determining things, you flop like the sad, flaccid wang that you truly are. That's right. You're the living embodiment of droopy dick! And I doubt there's enough viagra on the market to fix that but maybe I'm wrong. Perhaps you can snort some 'off the market' shit and give it another go. Whaddya say? My dance card is completely empty after Gilmour. C'mon Tush. Don't be a limp noodle dick, firm up and accept."

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08-04-2016, 01:08 PM
Post: #39
(08-04-2016 12:37 PM)Nico LaVey Said:  
(08-04-2016 12:19 PM)Dillinger Said:  
(08-04-2016 11:58 AM)Nico LaVey Said:  How about Scully, Dillinger, Soldier, and I all bukkake your nan?

"I'm sorry... Nico LaVey, is it? Don't ever speak on my behalf again."

"Or the next time you do, you'll think back to this moment and wonder why you didn't listen as you enjoy the view from your hospital bed."

As fucking if you of all people could put me into a hospital bed. Now run along before I put you into a grave and get my men to alter your will to add a little bit extra to the LaVey family fortune.

"It is your right to be wrong but I'd love to show you otherwise."

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08-04-2016, 01:27 PM
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(08-04-2016 12:43 PM)William W. Warren Said:  
(08-04-2016 12:42 PM)Felix Braddock Said:  Don't buy into his lies, everyone. When he talks about the LaVey family fortune, this is what he's talking about: as you can see, it doesn't look good.

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Sigh.

You all know the drill by this point: please remove this meme, pay 500 xbux in royalties, or we will see you in court.

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Come at me if you want to get railed in the ass by my lawyers the way I would Ophelia.

(08-04-2016 01:08 PM)Dillinger Said:  
(08-04-2016 12:37 PM)Nico LaVey Said:  
(08-04-2016 12:19 PM)Dillinger Said:  "I'm sorry... Nico LaVey, is it? Don't ever speak on my behalf again."

"Or the next time you do, you'll think back to this moment and wonder why you didn't listen as you enjoy the view from your hospital bed."

As fucking if you of all people could put me into a hospital bed. Now run along before I put you into a grave and get my men to alter your will to add a little bit extra to the LaVey family fortune.

"It is your right to be wrong but I'd love to show you otherwise."

Go ahead and show me, then. You don't even need to put the IC title on the line. Just name the show, and, if you wish, a stipulation.

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