+- X-treme Wrestling Federation (https://xwf99.com)
+-- Forum: XWF Live! (https://xwf99.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=14)
+--- Forum: Looking for a FIGHT (or alliance)! Looking to insult each other (or team up)! (https://xwf99.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=26)
+--- Thread: Kandi... Let me rape you! (/showthread.php?tid=24420)
Pages:
1
2
Kandi... Let me rape you! - Scully - 08-03-2016
"Hey Kandi babay. Uni Champ here. I don't normally do this, in fact I've never done this but even my mrs, Natalie thinks you're stunning. So pull your draws down and let me rape you, whilst she video tapes you.
100% Scullyfaction Guaranteed!"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-03-2016
No worries, Miss Kandi, while our beloved Universal Champion is just imploding with professionalism, I have a solution to this situation before it goes any further.
My name is Doctor Louis D'Ville, and not only do I treat the mentally ill when it comes to the many patients of this FINE federation, but I also handle different cases related to the workplace through the Law Offices of D'Ville and Associates. Any discrepancies, inequalities, discriminations, harassments, and even accidents that happen in the work environment, contact me.
Please, my dear, take my card.
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Scully - 08-03-2016
"Hello old man how are you? Nevermind that question, I have a real question for you. Why are you interfering in my business?"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-03-2016
Interfering? Hardly, Mister Scully. I was just giving the young lady an option to fight back WITHOUT fighting back, you know? I feel it has been my utmost duty to protect the weak and innocent while snuffing out the ignorant.
Please, do not feel threatened by my approach. You have nothing to fear, provided you keep your little 'Scull-banger' locked up.
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Scully - 08-03-2016
"She can simply say yes or she can simply say no. Do you want to rape her or some shit? That's the impression I'm getting Doc. Like you're trying to sweeten her up. I haven't raped her, yet. I'm not harassing her. I asked her simple question which requires a simple answer."
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-03-2016
Okay there IS definitely something wrong here. I had to go over that several different times before I realized I wasn't talking with Mister Smackins. A simple question requiring a simple answer hardly justifies the unprofessionalism that's reeking from your being right now. You used to be a respectable fellow, I would say, or at least, ignorant enough to come across as a harmless puppy-dawg. Not an annoying little fly needs swatted or a cockroach that needs squashed. Has the Universal Championship already plagued what little dignity you had in that little brain to begin with? Perhaps you should take one of my OTHER cards, Mister Scully.
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Scully - 08-03-2016
"If you gave me one of your cards then I would look at it and then I would tear it up. Quite frankly I'm just doing what someone asked me to do here. I was offered something in return but I am yet to bloody see it. But I know what I'm saying and I know what I'm doing. I don't give a fuck who it offends either, whether it's professional or not, this is the XWF. Full of crazy ass slags!"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-03-2016
I see, so, someone else is using the XWF Universal Champion as a puppet in one of their games for what? Xbux? HA! I can get that, if you were broke. What kind of deal are you getting as the Uni-champ, anyway, Scully? I received a pretty hefty salary when I was the champ. I can only hope you're getting the same treatment as I did.
Kandi... Let me rape you! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-03-2016
how can scully fuck kandi when he has a small penis?
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-03-2016
Scorched by Mister Gilmour.
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Scully - 08-04-2016
(08-03-2016, 08:33 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: how can scully fuck kandi when he has a small penis?
"The same way I brush your moms yellow teeth!"
(08-03-2016, 03:38 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: I see, so, someone else is using the XWF Universal Champion as a puppet in one of their games for what? Xbux? HA! I can get that, if you were broke. What kind of deal are you getting as the Uni-champ, anyway, Scully? I received a pretty hefty salary when I was the champ. I can only hope you're getting the same treatment as I did.
"Of course I'm not getting the same treatment. You had your nose up managements ass, they don't like guys like me. After all I'm British, part of the greatest stable ever and most recently I defeated the XWF owner, Loverboy Vinnie Lane for the XWF Uni-on Championship. Oh wait wasn't it Vinnie who beat you? I rest my case!"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Scully - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 01:01 AM)Luna Hightower Said: "You know. When you wanna rape someone. You don't ask them to let you. You really are a fucking. Aren't you?"
"I was asked to ask Kandi, so that's what I did. Not because I'm a puppet but because I got something out of it and I just don't give a fuck.
So Luna shut your mouth before I take your sledgehammer and shove it up your fanny!"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Scully - 08-04-2016
I stick my Sledgehammer up my pussy Said:"Aaaaahhh, I see. You're not a puppet. You're a fucking bitch. You don't even have the fucking balls to really rape her. You just fucking did it because someone told you to. Fuck that shit. Why let someone be your master? You need to get out from under their thumb or else you're going to be a bitch for the rest of your life."
"Okay I know you're a little slow, I know you're a dumb ass bitch but I'll tell you once again and hopefully you can take it all in this time. I.. Scully was ASKED to do this in exchange for SOMETHING. I.. Scully didn't do this because I was forced like you want me to force myself upon Kandi.
I asked Kandi like a true gentlemen should. I know you're jealous cuz no one wants to rape you, let alone fuck you but that is not my problem you fishy cunt!"
Kandi... Let me rape you! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-04-2016
U r lame scully
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Scully - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 07:32 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: U r lame scully
"I am so lame that I am the XWF UNI Champ, Slut!"
Kandi... Let me rape you! - Dillinger - 08-04-2016
"Let me get this straight. You were bribed to offer the idea of rape to Kandi? Is that correct?"
"Wow."
"If anyone can truly present the lame ass, boring version of bribery and attempted rape, it's you, Scully."
"I bet if this little scenario played out the way you had it planned, you woulda offered her tea afterwards too."
"Fuck. You're pathetic."
"No wonder your wife is interested in lookin' at other women, she probably prefers them too. A preference that most likely came after marriage cause if anyone can turn a chick off men, it would be you, Scullz."
"Ladies and gentlemen, your Universal Champion, at his finest!"
"Remember this moment cause it's only downhill after this."
Kandi... Let me rape you! - Barney Green - 08-04-2016
And people thought I was an embarrassment when I was World Champion. I may be a drunk and a tranny thrilla but I never asked or raped anyone. It was all consensual.
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 08-04-2016
"Ok, it was me. I offered him money for it. Like you guys didn't know. Anyway, is the rape on?"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Unknown Soldier - 08-04-2016
(08-03-2016, 02:45 PM)Scully Said: "She can simply say yes or she can simply say no."
"You sure you know how rape works, idiot?"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Dillinger - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 10:32 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:(08-03-2016, 02:45 PM)Scully Said: "She can simply say yes or she can simply say no."
"You sure you know how rape works, idiot?"
"That's how British rape works. Then you offer them tea afterwards and watch reruns of Downton Abbey together."
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Blue Gator - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 10:38 AM)Dillinger Said:(08-04-2016, 10:32 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:(08-03-2016, 02:45 PM)Scully Said: "She can simply say yes or she can simply say no."
"You sure you know how rape works, idiot?"
"That's how British rape works. Then you offer them tea afterwards and watch reruns of Downton Abbey together."
"How about I stick my cock in your ass, cowboy?"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Scully - 08-04-2016
"Listen here you bunch of Cunts...
Who was the one who had the fuckin' bollocks to dethrone Loverboy Vinnie Lane? Who ended the eleventh month reign of the XWF Universal Champion? Was it you Mister IC, Dillinger? How about you Mister. Xtreme piece of shit, Soldier? What about you Doc? After you got your ass handed to you by Vinnie, you shat your pants and ran back to the retirement home. Luna did you wave your Sledgehammer and beat Vinnie? No cuz you can't even get a Hart title shot, you dumb wench. What about you Gilly? Oh wait.. You tried and you got ya ass whooped. Barney, you fuckin' fat bastard, you didn't do it either did you?
Yet I'm the fuckin' embarrassment? I'm the former
with the biggest title in the XWF. If I'm so fucking lame and , then what does that make Vinnie Lane? The owner of this company, who I defeated. More importantly what does it make the rest of you who couldn't even try it?! Exactly, Get off my balls you fuckin' sweaty crevices!"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Unknown Soldier - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 10:45 AM)Tush Said: "How about I stick my cock in your ass, cowboy?"
"Nah, you see I think Scully is just a fucking idiot, because clearly this British cigarette understands the meaning of the word."
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Unknown Soldier - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 10:46 AM)Scully Said: "If I'm so fucking lame and
"You mean, Vinnie LAME!"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 08-04-2016
"Can we all remember who the king of rape is? Thomas Girard."
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Blue Gator - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 10:46 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:(08-04-2016, 10:45 AM)Tush Said: "How about I stick my cock in your ass, cowboy?"
"Nah, you see I think Scully is just a fucking idiot, because clearly this British cigarette understands the meaning of the word."
"Come on, fuck me. Skip down to the ring with me and grab my penis like you do with Greggo big man. Let me lick that makeup off your face."
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Scully - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 10:48 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:(08-04-2016, 10:46 AM)Scully Said: "If I'm so fucking lame and
"You mean, Vinnie LAME!"
"You call him Vinnie Lame but even with your briefcase, you were too scared to cash in!"
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Nico LaVey - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 10:45 AM)Tush Said:(08-04-2016, 10:38 AM)Dillinger Said:(08-04-2016, 10:32 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: "You sure you know how rape works, idiot?"
"That's how British rape works. Then you offer them tea afterwards and watch reruns of Downton Abbey together."
"How about I stick my cock in your ass, cowboy?"
How about Scully, Dillinger, Soldier, and I all bukkake your nan?
(08-04-2016, 10:49 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Can we all remember who the king of rape is? Thomas Girard."
Who shoves oranges into the peeholes of little children, right?
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Blue Gator - 08-04-2016
"Who the fuck are you? Jesus Christ mate, you are an abomination! You look like you got one of those free tattoo packs from an edgy teen magazine and stuck them all over your fucking body.
I'll tell you what, since you want to get your cocks out and wank onto something with several other men so badly, you can do that, but my Nan would probably fuck you with a wooden spoon DRIPPING with porridge if you come in vicinity of her council estate."
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Dillinger - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 10:46 AM)Unknown Soldier Said:(08-04-2016, 10:45 AM)Tush Said: "How about I stick my cock in your ass, cowboy?"
"Nah, you see I think Scully is just a fucking idiot, because clearly this British cigarette understands the meaning of the word."
"Touche."
"As for your offer Tush, you're welcome to try but if you fail and you will fail, I get introduce your rectum to something a tad more memorable than the endless flow of cocks you've grown used to. Do we have a deal?'
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Dillinger - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 10:58 AM)Nico LaVey Said: How about Scully, Dillinger, Soldier, and I all bukkake your nan?
"I'm sorry... Nico LaVey, is it? Don't ever speak on my behalf again."
"Or the next time you do, you'll think back to this moment and wonder why you didn't listen as you enjoy the view from your hospital bed."
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Blue Gator - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 11:06 AM)Dillinger Said: "As for your offer Tush, you're welcome to try..."
[i][b]"I'm welcome to try... and stick my clam mallet in your arsehole?
Is this... is this [color=#FF0000]CONSENSUAL?
I don't fucking care for your welcomes and salutations for when I turn the masculinity knob down a notch. You're already more androgynous than Vinnie Lane as it is,
. You and all your pathetic buddies wanking your cocks off because its the popular, current, trending, mainstream, hashtag shit to do against Scully is downright LAUGHABLE.HAHAHAHA!
Get it, pussy? That's me laughing at your feeble attempts to insult the Union with Downton Abbey jokes. Here's a cracking crease for you, you're from DOWNYTON ABBEY - because you're fucking
]
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Nico LaVey - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 11:19 AM)Dillinger Said:(08-04-2016, 10:58 AM)Nico LaVey Said: How about Scully, Dillinger, Soldier, and I all bukkake your nan?
"I'm sorry... Nico LaVey, is it? Don't ever speak on my behalf again."
"Or the next time you do, you'll think back to this moment and wonder why you didn't listen as you enjoy the view from your hospital bed."
As fucking if you of all people could put me into a hospital bed. Now run along before I put you into a grave and get my men to alter your will to add a little bit extra to the LaVey family fortune.
Kandi... Let me rape you! - Felix Braddock - 08-04-2016
Don't buy into his lies, everyone. When he talks about the LaVey family fortune, this is what he's talking about: as you can see, it doesn't look good.
![[Image: c2UFPlU.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/c2UFPlU.jpg)
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - William W. Warren - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 11:42 AM)Felix Braddock Said: Don't buy into his lies, everyone. When he talks about the LaVey family fortune, this is what he's talking about: as you can see, it doesn't look good.
Sigh.
You all know the drill by this point: please remove this meme, pay 500 xbux in royalties, or we will see you in court.
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Dillinger - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 11:24 AM)Tush Said:(08-04-2016, 11:06 AM)Dillinger Said: "As for your offer Tush, you're welcome to try..."
[i]"I'm welcome to try... and stick my clam mallet in your arsehole?
Is this... is this [color=#FF0000]CONSENSUAL?
I don't fucking care for your welcomes and salutations for when I turn down the masculinity knob down a notch. You're already more androgynous than Vinnie Lane as it is,
HAHAHAHA!
Get it, pussy? That's me laughing at your feeble attempts to insult the Union with Downton Abbey jokes. Here's a cracking crease for you, you're from DOWNYTON ABBEY - because you're fucking
[b]"So that's a - no, then?"
"Is that how it works, you toss out an offer and I up the ante and then you retract it as you hide behind some weak insults that probably would sound edgy and hard to anyone but me. No, those tepid remarks might make the others blush and tuck their tails but I hear you and see you for what you really are. Nothin' but chicken shit. All talk and no substance. Sure, it's easy to come out here and squawk but when it comes down to actual actions determining things, you flop like the sad, flaccid wang that you truly are. That's right. You're the living embodiment of droopy dick! And I doubt there's enough viagra on the market to fix that but maybe I'm wrong. Perhaps you can snort some 'off the market' shit and give it another go. Whaddya say? My dance card is completely empty after Gilmour. C'mon Tush. Don't be a limp noodle dick, firm up and accept."
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Dillinger - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 11:37 AM)Nico LaVey Said:(08-04-2016, 11:19 AM)Dillinger Said:(08-04-2016, 10:58 AM)Nico LaVey Said: How about Scully, Dillinger, Soldier, and I all bukkake your nan?
"I'm sorry... Nico LaVey, is it? Don't ever speak on my behalf again."
"Or the next time you do, you'll think back to this moment and wonder why you didn't listen as you enjoy the view from your hospital bed."
As fucking if you of all people could put me into a hospital bed. Now run along before I put you into a grave and get my men to alter your will to add a little bit extra to the LaVey family fortune.
"It is your right to be wrong but I'd love to show you otherwise."
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Nico LaVey - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 11:43 AM)William W. Warren Said:(08-04-2016, 11:42 AM)Felix Braddock Said: Don't buy into his lies, everyone. When he talks about the LaVey family fortune, this is what he's talking about: as you can see, it doesn't look good.
Sigh.
You all know the drill by this point: please remove this meme, pay 500 xbux in royalties, or we will see you in court.
![[Image: Nickelbach_o_94550.jpg]](http://global3.memecdn.com/Nickelbach_o_94550.jpg)
Come at me if you want to get railed in the ass by my lawyers the way I would Ophelia.
(08-04-2016, 12:08 PM)Dillinger Said:(08-04-2016, 11:37 AM)Nico LaVey Said:(08-04-2016, 11:19 AM)Dillinger Said: "I'm sorry... Nico LaVey, is it? Don't ever speak on my behalf again."
"Or the next time you do, you'll think back to this moment and wonder why you didn't listen as you enjoy the view from your hospital bed."
As fucking if you of all people could put me into a hospital bed. Now run along before I put you into a grave and get my men to alter your will to add a little bit extra to the LaVey family fortune.
"It is your right to be wrong but I'd love to show you otherwise."
Go ahead and show me, then. You don't even need to put the IC title on the line. Just name the show, and, if you wish, a stipulation.
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - William W. Warren - 08-04-2016
Cease and desist.
500 xbux in royalties.
Lawsuit.
If other lawyers scared me, I wouldn't be representing Arzegotti you halfwit.
re:Kandi... Let me rape you! - Nico LaVey - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 12:31 PM)William W. Warren Said: Cease and desist.
500 xbux in royalties.
Lawsuit.
If other lawyers scared me, I wouldn't be representing Arzegotti you halfwit.
Oh, you represent the Meme Queen? Let me hit a little closer to home, then.
![[Image: rwby_deal_with_it__gif_by_dustiniz117-d6t0aa5.jpg]](http://pre10.deviantart.net/141b/th/pre/f/2013/308/9/8/rwby_deal_with_it__gif_by_dustiniz117-d6t0aa5.jpg)