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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (09-14-2014)

and u call yourself a knight. BAH! you're just a squire to me

AerialKnight · **09-14-2014, 01:06 PM**

"What does that make you? Court Jester of your own castle? No wonder why you're being out matched by an eight year old."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-14-2014, 01:07 PM**

sadly i will send him to the next life ;)

AerialKnight · **09-14-2014, 01:09 PM**

[Image: mrs-robinson-youre-trying-to-seduce-me.jpg]

"Don't wink at me ever again."

**Vincent Lane** · (09-14-2014)

Knight him with your cock, Pete!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-14-2014, 01:24 PM**

ill knight him with my fist!

AerialKnight · **09-14-2014, 01:26 PM**

"His shaft is below an inch tall. What makes you think that I'll even get close to another man's genitalia, let alone his?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-14-2014, 01:32 PM**

my shaft is 7 inches thank you

AerialKnight · **09-14-2014, 01:34 PM**

"Keep saying that and it'll eventually be true."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-14-2014, 03:06 PM**

but it is

Blizzard · **09-14-2014, 07:05 PM**

It's proven that people on the internet lie about their penis by 3 inches. 7-3=4. Congrats, Pete, you penis is only 1.5 inches below average.

kmoney · (09-14-2014)

(09-12-2014, 08:43 AM)Mr WGWF Said: he is a former World Champion. He would have won the Universal if it had not been for K-money.

You're all fucking welcome by the way, if that would have happened the name XWF would have been so worthless that even Shane in the middle of a potato and crack binge wouldn't have been out of his fucking mind enough to buy this place.

Barney Green · (09-15-2014)

(09-14-2014, 07:23 PM)kmoney Said:

You're all fucking welcome by the way, if that would have happened the name XWF would have been so worthless that even Shane in the middle of a potato and crack binge wouldn't have been out of his fucking mind enough to buy this place.

Oh. Please. Don't even flatter yourself. You are named after the currency I earn which is money. I could have brought in ratings with my good looks. I don't look some ghetto trash. I am far more appealing to the eyes than you are. So, Don't even go there with me. I could work circles around you.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **09-15-2014, 02:16 AM**

Daaaaaamn, K Money getting laid down by the Greenster!

kmoney · **09-15-2014, 09:19 AM**

(09-15-2014, 02:11 AM)Barney Green Said:
(09-14-2014, 07:23 PM)kmoney Said:

You're all fucking welcome by the way, if that would have happened the name XWF would have been so worthless that even Shane in the middle of a potato and crack binge wouldn't have been out of his fucking mind enough to buy this place.

Oh. Please. Don't even flatter yourself. You are named after the currency I earn which is money. I could have brought in ratings with my good looks. I don't look some ghetto trash. I am far more appealing to the eyes than you are. So, Don't even go there with me. I could work circles around you.

You don't even have the credentials to verbally address me so you shouldn't even be talking directly to me. You should have to talk to another nigga who then relays what you had to say to me. That's how out of your fucking league I am you bum ass

. Think about it, you're claiming to be a drunken dickbag who I kicked the shit out of... Scratch that, who EVERYBODY kicked the shit out of. Let that sink in and then feel free to shotgun a bottle of bleach.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-15-2014, 09:27 AM**

(09-14-2014, 07:05 PM)Blizzard Said: It's proven that people on the internet lie about their penis by 3 inches. 7-3=4. Congrats, Pete, you penis is only 1.5 inches below average.

sadly ur math is wrong

Barney Green · **09-15-2014, 03:54 PM**

(09-15-2014, 09:19 AM)kmoney Said:
(09-15-2014, 02:11 AM)Barney Green Said:
(09-14-2014, 07:23 PM)kmoney Said:

You're all fucking welcome by the way, if that would have happened the name XWF would have been so worthless that even Shane in the middle of a potato and crack binge wouldn't have been out of his fucking mind enough to buy this place.

Oh. Please. Don't even flatter yourself. You are named after the currency I earn which is money. I could have brought in ratings with my good looks. I don't look some ghetto trash. I am far more appealing to the eyes than you are. So, Don't even go there with me. I could work circles around you.

You don't even have the credentials to verbally address me so you shouldn't even be talking directly to me. You should have to talk to another nigga who then relays what you had to say to me. That's how out of your fucking league I am you bum ass . Think about it, you're claiming to be a drunken dickbag who I kicked the shit out of... Scratch that, who EVERYBODY kicked the shit out of. Let that sink in and then feel free to shotgun a bottle of bleach.

You aren't even worth my time but I will respond anyway since I got nothing to do right now. You wanna act like a gangster. I will treat you like one. The only reason you beat me in that Battle On The Boat Match was because I was busy taking care of Jose Chavez and you just snuck in and threw me over. I also wrestled 2 matches that night so how does that prove your superiority to me? It doesn't because you only wrestled once while I was out there twice and fought for my World Title reign while you sat back and expected things to be given to you. You're just jealous because this pretty boy stood up to you. You wouldn't even be able to step into the ring in this era because you are hung up on the past. I'm still better looking than you and make a hell of a lot more money that you probably did in your career.

Tommy Gunn · **09-15-2014, 04:46 PM**

'Barney Green Said:so how does that prove your superiority to me?

Formerly Barney Fat Fuck said Said:and you just snuck in and threw me over.

The fact that he threw your formerly morbidly obese body over makes him superior. To say nothing of that fact that you flat out suck.

Barney Green · **09-15-2014, 07:40 PM**

(09-15-2014, 04:46 PM)Tommy Gunn Said:
'Barney Green Said:so how does that prove your superiority to me?

Formerly Barney Fat Fuck said Said:and you just snuck in and threw me over.

The fact that he threw your formerly morbidly obese body over makes him superior. To say nothing of that fact that you flat out suck.

I don't know why people keep saying I was morbidly obese. I was never fat at all. The thing that cheapens his victory is the fact I went into the main event not at a hundred percent. I wrestled two matches in one night and still came out World Champion. Who are you, anyway? Step aside before you get hurt. You just hate me because I make more money in one photo shoot than you do in a week.

Tommy Gunn · **09-15-2014, 08:02 PM**

No I hate you because you make Richard Simmons look like the straightest guy this side of Hugh Hefner.

.

Tommy Gunn · **09-15-2014, 08:07 PM**

fatty in denial said Said:I don't know why people keep saying I was morbidly obese. I was never fat at all.

from fat barney green's promo on 6-26-14 Said:I may be just a short and fat man from Boston, MA but I am proud to be from the ol' Beantown. I have been training for this match but eating lots of beans and packing many lips while training. Change doesn't happen overnight. I still do not like Gilmour but I will work with him for this match. It's all about believing in one's self and staying true to themselves. Nothing is ever what it seems in this world but I got this match in my hand.

You were saying?

Put the 4 foot pastrami sandwich down fatty and do some push ups.

Blizzard · **09-15-2014, 08:25 PM**

Why are you yelling at that actor when it's clear that the real Barney Green has been kidnapped as part of a deep political conspiracy?

More to come in my promo! #BringBackOurGreen #JusticeForAidan

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **09-15-2014, 08:26 PM**

"Timmy Gunn is my best friend. You jelly, you fat sack of dog shit?"

kmoney · **09-15-2014, 08:48 PM**

(09-15-2014, 03:54 PM)Barney Green Said: You wanna act like a gangster.

The fuck you mean act? You don't know me bitch so stop trying to act like you do. I grew up in the middle of fucking Detroit! When I was little my house was literally made of bullets because of how many times it had been shot up. Seriously, shit was just bullets on top of bullets forming an impenetrable lead igloo. My gangsta has been tested and verified time and time again so get that weak shit the fuck outta here. As for your other bitchin, NIGGA PLEASE! If anything that just proves you're a fuckin moron. Instead of focusing on a match that featured the UNIVERSAL TITLE you wanted to fuck around with Smitty because he had been making your panties wet since as long as you could remember. Well tell me genius, was it worth it? Was getting to feel up on your man crush worth not going into a UNIVERSAL TITLE match at 100%? Apparently it wasn't since now you want to cry about it like the butthurt little

you are. We both know damn well there's no such thing as a cheap victory, that's just a term pathetic losers like you made up to feel better about themselves. There's winning, and there's fucking losing, THAT'S IT! And I win motherfucker, but you already knew that.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-15-2014, 09:04 PM**

Just fight and stfu

Blizzard · **09-15-2014, 09:08 PM**

That's hilarious coming from a guy who's notorious for ducking out of fights he's scared to take on.

Barney Green · **09-15-2014, 10:43 PM**

(09-15-2014, 08:48 PM)kmoney Said:
(09-15-2014, 03:54 PM)Barney Green Said: You wanna act like a gangster.

The fuck you mean act? You don't know me bitch so stop trying to act like you do. I grew up in the middle of fucking Detroit! When I was little my house was literally made of bullets because of how many times it had been shot up. Seriously, shit was just bullets on top of bullets forming an impenetrable lead igloo. My gangsta has been tested and verified time and time again so get that weak shit the fuck outta here. As for your other bitchin, NIGGA PLEASE! If anything that just proves you're a fuckin moron. Instead of focusing on a match that featured the UNIVERSAL TITLE you wanted to fuck around with Smitty because he had been making your panties wet since as long as you could remember. Well tell me genius, was it worth it? Was getting to feel up on your man crush worth not going into a UNIVERSAL TITLE match at 100%? Apparently it wasn't since now you want to cry about it like the butthurt little you are. We both know damn well there's no such thing as a cheap victory, that's just a term pathetic losers like you made up to feel better about themselves. There's winning, and there's fucking losing, THAT'S IT! And I win motherfucker, but you already knew that.

You ain't won anything yet. You call me a moron but who is truly the moron here? You are. I had the balls to prove that I could fight in two matches in one night. You are such a joke it's not even funny. Who cares you grew up in Detroit. You ain't as bad as you think you are. the only reason you won against me was because you had help from plenty of other competitors in the match wearing me down. You couldn't beat me nowadays. Now if you will excuse me, I got a photo shoot to go to.

John_Black · **09-16-2014, 08:00 AM**

Wait a minute... as soon I leave this company... now we see this wired transformation of a fat man who used to get praises for 12/12/12 match... to now this wanna be Allison "I'm So Prruty" Green?

Man, Loverboy and Glimour could have a field day with this "new" Green.. in fact, Tommy already beat everyone to it.

Barney Green · **09-16-2014, 08:53 AM**

(09-16-2014, 08:00 AM)John_Black Said: Wait a minute... as soon I leave this company... now we see this wired transformation of a fat man who used to get praises for 12/12/12 match... to now this wanna be Allison "I'm So Prruty" Green?

Man, Loverboy and Glimour could have a field day with this "new" Green.. in fact, Tommy already beat everyone to it.

Says the guy who wears a mask to hide his face. My name is Barney Green, you dimwit. Deep down inside, You wish you could be me. I am everywhere. On Billboards. On Magazine Covers. Who are you again?

John_Black · **09-16-2014, 11:12 AM**

The man, who isn't going to kickjazz... but I surely know that my own client... Mr. Scully... whip your ass back into that tobacco chewing fluff your known to be.

Oh yeah... fuck billboard and your magazine covers shoots... they don't faze me at all Allison.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **09-16-2014, 11:23 AM**

"Whatever name you choose to call yourself, you're still just a shittier version of Peter Gilmour."

Barney Green · **09-16-2014, 08:35 PM**

(09-16-2014, 11:23 AM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "Whatever name you choose to call yourself, you're still just a shittier version of Peter Gilmour."

You're just upset because I can actually reach items on the top shelf and make more money than you with my chiseled good looks. I was crafted without flaws unlike you, shorty. I was World Champion at one point. Doesn't matter if I held the World title for a month or two and lost it, I was still World Champion. What have you really done besides infect the roster with aids?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **09-16-2014, 08:46 PM**

"You got me and Zeke mixed up. Me? I'll kick your ass so hard you get fat again. That's what I did."

GraysonStinger · **09-17-2014, 05:38 AM**

(09-16-2014, 08:46 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "You got me and Zeke mixed up. Me? I'll kick your ass so hard you get fat again. That's what I did."

Normally I wouldn't impede on any mockery of Swagkins, but I really hope this happens.

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