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A New Barney Green?
09-12-2014, 05:11 AM
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Rumors are going around that Barney Green sold the rights to his name and gimmick to a person for some beer and dip money. We recently caught up with the new Barney Green. He said to us, "I don't know what you are talking about. I am the real Barney Green. It even says so on these papers that I am Barney Allison Green and I am just fabulous looking."

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09-12-2014, 05:26 AM
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Does the new Barney Green also have an affinity for faggotry?

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09-12-2014, 05:37 AM
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(09-12-2014 05:26 AM)Tommy Gunn Said:  Does the new Barney Green also have an affinity for faggotry?

I hate to break it to you but I would never do such a thing. I am just a gorgeous looking man ready to fuck some women that meet my standards. I mean, look at me. I am better looking than the entire roster. Just look at my pretty face. Time for a selfie.

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09-12-2014, 07:11 AM
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The people demand that the old Barney return!

(OOC: This is a funny idea. Should be a ton of fun to RP against.)

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09-12-2014, 09:11 AM
Post: #5
..... Allison?

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09-12-2014, 09:17 AM
Post: #6
You name dropped like you knew him, but you didn't know Barney used to be a woman named Allison?

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09-12-2014, 09:24 AM
Post: #7
You know dude, your constant trolling is starting to get old.

No, I didn't know the guy used to be a woman. I know he's a joke, which was the point of what I said to you - was I wrong?

I don't spend all day jerking off to what XWF was like ten years ago like you do, and I don't make a spreadsheet of everything that happens like some kind of creepy stalker, man. Get a life.

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09-12-2014, 09:43 AM
Post: #8
He was a woman less than a year ago. And he is not a joke, he is a former World Champion. He would have won the Universal if it had not been for K-money. I don't keep a spreadsheet, I was just there for a lot of these things. A word of advice, don't drop names like you have any clue what you're talking about, it'll help keep you from looking like an ignorant bitch. Which you are, so I'm just helping your image.

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09-12-2014, 09:48 AM
Post: #9
I wasn't here a year ago, was I? Or at all before July. You insist on constantly talking about things from days gone by, man. Nobody cares except you. Only people who were better before than they are now care about the past, dude. I'm the present and the future. I'd kick Barney's ass any day of the week. Of all the people for you to show some inkling of respect for, you choose him? Just a dumbass, worthless troll, man. That's all you are.

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09-12-2014, 09:57 AM
Post: #10
Because I've only shown respect for Barney? Is that it? Are you so ignorant to really believe I've only shown respect for Barney? Or that I even respect him? Is that how utterly juvenile your logic is? I state facts, and you take it as respect? You've won matches. Does that mean I respect you? You questioned about the name, and I explained. How does that work? You ask a question and don't like that I answered? Fucking moron.

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09-12-2014, 10:12 AM
Post: #11
new or old barney.. wont matter....he still sux!

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09-12-2014, 10:17 AM
Post: #12
Look at my little pinned twins arguing still...

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09-12-2014, 10:17 AM
Post: #13
Hey Pest, how about when I ask you a question, you answer. When I ask someone else a question, or even just one in general, and it doesn't start with "Dear Peter Gilmour's Personal Property, please answer me," you just stay in your fucking hole and try to keep from soiling yourself?

Keep sticking your nose where it doesn't belong, man, and you'll just keep getting your ass handed to you.

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09-12-2014, 10:22 AM
Post: #14
Funny, I don't remember you ever once handing me my ass. Oh, you kicked me once. How will I ever recover? Pretty easily, I'm sure. Now, go get ready to watch your boy, Lucena, lose. Again. Make sure you use cheap mascara, cause you're gonna be crying it all off at the end of the night.

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09-12-2014, 10:24 AM
Post: #15
You don't remember because you were unconscious after I drove your skull into the canvas. You were done. Aidan Collins, your knight in shining armor, rescued you. If we were one on one, you wouldn't have lasted five minutes, just like you won't with Clean.

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09-12-2014, 10:44 AM
Post: #16
Wasn't unconscious, you kicked me. That's the best you've ever done. You can't put me down. Hell, you sneaked up on me and got put down. I'm going to put Lucena down, then putting you down. It'll be fun for me. Then Ryback will put you down.

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09-12-2014, 10:49 AM
Post: #17
Hey man, it's cool. I hit you pretty hard, it's not a surprise you can't remember. Here...

(09-11-2014 07:54 PM)Shane Anonistrator Said:  Finally, Loverboy surprises Mr. Shit Fed with the Black Label Driver! Blizzard is quick to run up and catch Loverboy right in the face with a dropkick the moment he turns to him and the two begin trading blows over Mr. Shit Fed's body.


Does that help?

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Peter Fn Gilmour (09-12-2014)
09-12-2014, 11:00 AM
Post: #18
As I said. You kicked me. Best you had. Kicking is European girls.

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09-12-2014, 11:03 AM
Post: #19
I seem to have given you permanent brain dysfunction.

Kicking is European girls?

Do you need me to call someone to help you feed yourself, dude? I don't like you, but I don't want to be responsible for turning anyone into a drooling vegetable, you know?


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09-12-2014, 11:12 AM
Post: #20
Yeah, kicking is for European women. Men deliver Vertebreakers. You are not a man, so therefore you don't vertebreaker.

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09-12-2014, 11:16 AM
Post: #21
You might want to watch that footage again, dude.

Man, I'm sorry for making you retarded. For real. I might have to donate to a charity or something.

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Peter Fn Gilmour (09-12-2014)
09-12-2014, 07:28 PM
Post: #22
Guys this thread is meant to be about finding out where the real Barney Green went. This is serious, I think he might have been kidnapped. Since I'm your superior, I'm ordering to take your shit elsewhere or I'll be forced to stomp you out again.

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Peter Fn Gilmour (09-12-2014)
09-12-2014, 07:33 PM
Post: #23
Listen to the man, Pest - or I'll tell Peter you didn't REALLY swallow when you said you did.

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Peter Fn Gilmour (09-12-2014)
09-12-2014, 07:39 PM
Post: #24
Fuck the both of you? I'll take you on one on one, Aidan. And Crybaby, you can keep telling people that move you did was a vertebreaker, claim it on your roster, but we all know you're too much of a bitch to do anything more than kick.

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09-12-2014, 09:23 PM
Post: #25
just fight vinne and stfu faggot

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09-12-2014, 09:36 PM
Post: #26
After you fight Tommy Gunn. Oh, wait. I have a match with Crybaby scheduled. You keep running from Gunn.

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09-12-2014, 09:59 PM
Post: #27
ill see him.. soon

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09-13-2014, 05:46 AM
Post: #28
Blizzard, I can assure you that this gorgeous man right here is the true Barney Green. Loverboy, You may think you are in fact a true loverboy but I am much prettier than you. Gilmour, I just happened to start hitting the gym and now I look years younger and I am no longer the fattest wrestler in XWF. That distinction belongs to you. I am also the best looking man in this whole company.

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09-13-2014, 10:16 AM
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You're still a panty sniffing homo.

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09-13-2014, 10:26 AM
Post: #30
oh great,a vain wrestler,its going to be so fun to disfigure your face with a chair

BRING IT ON!!!

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09-13-2014, 10:49 AM
Post: #31
Is that what happened to yours?

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09-13-2014, 11:17 AM
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(09-13-2014 05:46 AM)Barney Green Said:  Blizzard, I can assure you that this gorgeous man right here is the true Barney Green. Loverboy, You may think you are in fact a true loverboy but I am much prettier than you. Gilmour, I just happened to start hitting the gym and now I look years younger and I am no longer the fattest wrestler in XWF. That distinction belongs to you. I am also the best looking man in this whole company.

Uh I lost weight retard.

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09-13-2014, 11:18 AM
Post: #33
(09-13-2014 10:49 AM)Tommy Gunn Said:  Is that what happened to yours?

I would'nt give a shit if it did

BRING IT ON!!!

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09-13-2014, 12:11 PM
Post: #34
Damn it "Barney" ... look, I don't care about being pretty. I leave pretty up to the girls like Roxy and Lizzie pretty much all of them except Zoey. But dude, no way you get more ladies than me.

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09-14-2014, 07:47 AM
Post: #35
I get more pussy than all.of you. I'm the king!!!

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09-14-2014, 08:19 AM
Post: #36
Being a big fat pussy doesn't mean you get pussy.

Neither does fucking that shemale you are married to.

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09-14-2014, 11:45 AM
Post: #37
u jealous I get more than you? U mad bro?

and maria Brink is NOT a shemale.. but your mother is..

and im not fat!

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09-14-2014, 11:52 AM
Post: #38
You don't...I'm not.

She is...she isn't.

And you are.

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09-14-2014, 12:11 PM
Post: #39
ummm ok you're retarded

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09-14-2014, 12:15 PM
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(09-14-2014 12:11 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  ummm ok you're retarded

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