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Noah Jackson · (01-29-2020)

"Sup, cunts."

"I was loitering at the hotel I'm at in Penascola, Florida for Anarchy and I saw Lane crying and throw this in the bin. Intrigued thinking it was divorce papers I went and looked at what he threw away and it turns out it was these cunting ratings!"

"Mad how quickly the results turn up. Great job, cunt, you killed the company."

"Also, Azrael, no one says fucking 'Le Sigh' in 2020 and follows it up with a stolen line from Netflix's The Witcher... "

Corey Smith · (01-29-2020)

Whoa, mad disrespect to Robbie Bourbon. Not even a MENTION?

Noah Jackson · (01-29-2020)

"... Who?"

Corey Smith · **01-29-2020, 04:27 PM**

(01-29-2020, 04:24 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "... Who?"

NOT NICE!

Noah Jackson · **01-29-2020, 04:28 PM**

(01-29-2020, 04:27 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:
(01-29-2020, 04:24 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "... Who?"

NOT NICE!

"I have been called 'rude' in the past so I'll cop that."

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (01-29-2020)

Shane is beaming with glee. He's just oozing far too much happiness right now...

So, the peak of the ratings was during that time when the XWF's future was uncertain, we didn't even have our normal website, we had lost mounds of data, we were struggling to secure or renew any TV deals, and people thought we were seconds away from going belly up?

Because that's what the big story was during that little peak there. HA! Good one, Noah; getting that dumb cunt Omega to "like" the fact that the height of the company's ratings as of late has been when viewers wanted to see it DIE... and then as soon as Main cashed in, he took those ratings straight back down with him... because now the fans had seen what they came for - The death of the real XWF the moment Main's hand was raised. Why keep watching after that? Their hero had done his job. HAHAHA!

Shane's acting like he won the lottery with this one. He's all smiles, just giddy as a pup that recently started learning how to hump everything in sight.

HAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD, I can't believe you got that dope to publicly approve of the fact that his mere existence killed the company better than anyone else ever could have done intentionally! Even XX couldn't undo how thoroughly he Omega'd the whole fed! HAHAHAHA!!!!! YES!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA!

Shane's belted over in pain from how hard he's laughing at Main.

Noah Jackson · **01-29-2020, 08:10 PM**

"I don't know what to tell you, cunt. I just found the ratings. Main does suck a fat cock though."

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (01-29-2020)

Shane winks sadistically at Noah's play of innocence.

Azrael Erebus · **01-29-2020, 09:49 PM**

(01-28-2020, 03:36 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:
(01-28-2020, 11:38 AM)Azrael Erebus Said: I'm in.

Lux is dead because of me. Wanna do something about it?

"Hey there sparky, I never challenged The Engineer, he approached me."

"Also, since when is it a crime to quote something? It isn't the first time I've said a line that I enjoy and it won't be the last."

"Sounds like you're just upset that it's me and not you."

"Awww... so sad."

"You let those feelings out though, have yourself a good cry and a cup of tea."

"Maybe get some rest too. I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (01-30-2020)

i thought the ratings went through the roof when i was uni champ.. i think we need to change that with another uni title reign

Corey Smith · **01-30-2020, 04:47 AM**

(01-30-2020, 12:39 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i thought the ratings went through the roof when i was uni champ.. i think we need to change that with another uni title reign

Pete are you trying to tell me something?

Maybe we need to bust out those old team building exercises again.

Noah Jackson · (01-30-2020)

(01-29-2020, 09:49 PM)Azrael Erebus Said: "Toss a coin to your Witcher"

"Yeah wrong on every account there, cunt. I just think you suck."

Noah looks over to Shane and gives him a wink with both eyes.

Azrael Erebus · **01-30-2020, 10:40 AM**

"And I'm just ever so broken up about that, I don't know how I'll ever go on or persist. The tears, they seem to keep flowing like the river... ahahaha! Yeah, no I couldn't care less if an imp like you, loved or hated me. You are so low in my sights, you don't even exist. I don't dislike you Noah, or hate you, I nothing you. Do everyone else a favor though and do your best impersonation of Arseface, except fuck it up. Actually succeed where he failed. I mean, I don't care one way or another but I'm certain there are others that would benefit and you'd be a hero. You did something to better humanity. You killed yourself."

Azrael Erebus · **01-30-2020, 10:54 AM**

"Just for fun though."

(01-30-2020, 08:04 AM)Noah Jackson Said: "Yeah wrong on every account there, cunt. I just think you suck."

(01-28-2020, 03:36 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:
(01-28-2020, 11:38 AM)Azrael Erebus Said: I'm in.

Lux is dead because of me. Wanna do something about it?

"So technically, not wrong on every account."

"Hey, maybe that's why Vinnie threw those ratings away cause he knew they were wrong."

"Quick question, does Vinnie know that you root around in his garbage, like some kind of trash panda?"

Noah Jackson · **01-30-2020, 11:30 AM**

"Is it rooting when it's a piece of paper on top of a pile of other screwed up paper? And yeah, I'm guessing Lane knows since I made it open to the world you dense cunt."

"And fuck was it actually you who said 'in' or was that Daimo or some cunt? You know the same one who lost to Cent you fucking child."

Noah Jackson · **01-30-2020, 11:36 AM**

"Oh shit just noticed the other shit you vomited up. That's a fairly big response for someone who 'nothings' me. Cunt you're on the edge of obscurity, no one gives a single fuck about you and you actually have the audacity to think the current television Champion, current tag champion and Sickest Cunt in the world is nothing? Pfft, you fucking loser. I can see where your kids get their extra chromosomes from. "

Azrael Erebus · **01-30-2020, 11:59 AM**

"No matter the placement of something in the garbage or its weight value, the fact that it was in a rubbish bin, means it was thrown away. And I'm sure trash pandas always pick up the first piece, before diving deeper. Cause who's to say you didn't do just that? You? You are the sickest cunt and it is pretty fucking sick to root through trash, so it's fitting of your merit of character."

"As for the rest, I like to talk, it's in my nature. And your current trinkets of gold have already been my property. In fact, I created that TV title you're holding. I named it and set the rules, so you're welcome for that. And then I held it longer than anyone in the company. Longer than anyone held any singles championship. Come back to me when you can say that and then, you can tell me that you're better. You sick cunt. Till then, stop blowing hot air my way, your breath reeks of stinky cheese and fish. Guess you really are a 'sick' cunt, after all."

Noah Jackson · **01-30-2020, 12:03 PM**

"Yeah come back at me when you've actually done something of note past 2015. You're dog shit, Az and the fact that you think you're more is Gilmour levels of embarrassing."

Azrael Erebus · **01-30-2020, 12:14 PM**

"Right. Because only Gilmour does that, the fact that you have to resort to bringing up Gilmour, shows your tank is running on empty. Nothing but fumes. Or as I said before, hot air. Seriously, go brush your teeth, your breath fucking stinks! Probably should use Vagisil instead of toothpaste since, you know that's made for sick cunts."

Shawn Warstein · **01-30-2020, 12:18 PM**

“You know what.... I’ll just be quiet right now. I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.”

Noah Jackson · **01-30-2020, 12:19 PM**

"Not hearing anything of note here, cunt. Just bad breath jokes again. I'm done now, proved my point and you're boring and the worst thing to happen to the XWF since that C. Diff outbreak."

Azrael Erebus · **01-30-2020, 12:21 PM**

(01-30-2020, 12:18 PM)Fuzz Said: “You know what.... I’ll just be quiet right now. I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.”

"Seen and not heard, like a good little boy."

"That's nice."

"You deserve a cookie."

Azrael Erebus · **01-30-2020, 12:23 PM**

(01-30-2020, 12:19 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "Not hearing anything of note here, cunt. Just bad breath jokes again. I'm done now, proved my point and you're boring and the worst thing to happen to the XWF since that C. Diff outbreak."

"Sure you did. You run home and take your ball too."

Shawn Warstein · (01-30-2020)

Ohhhh Shit y’all…. did you know that one of the Blackwaters died? But by the tom fuckery of something to do with god knows what he’s back, only this time he’s got a different face…

It like all this spooky shit is actuality. Well newsflash moron, I don’t buy it for one fucking second. Because they are the child of Az, don’t worry cupcake I’m getting to the point, the basic laws of nature don’t apply to them or yourself.

It’s as if your spooky shit only sold when

was in charge (wink), and since then the competition has gotten better relegating you to basically nothing. To a person who would rather send their dipshit children out to be ridiculed by everyone and anyone.

But Fuzz what about your dipshit child?

You mean the double champ? You mean the person who works harder than anyone in this company? You mean the one that caught your eye so quickly yet your only retort is about his breath?

You’ve got to come better than that Azzhole. I know that one wasn’t very clever but I’m rolling with it. The fact that the only time that the spooky shot has gotten over was when Shane was in charge speaks volumes about that graph. Sure it was going downward after Main got the title, but it plummeted even further once ole Engy popped back up with his spooky shit.

So yes Az you are about as useless as all of your accolades that are listed in your signature. You are a relic of a bygone era.

Wait Fuzz aren’t you that as well? Sure if you count being in the Hall of Legends and also being a current double champ with a briefcase a relic, then sure. But I don’t know what you could call Az?

That’s right.

A fucking moron who no one cares about. You said. Noah should just kill himself? Seriously? What are you a grade schooler? You should really look into the barrel of a shotgun, and test how it tastes. Trust me no one would miss you or you fucking bastard kids.

Now piss off. Go get your ass kicked by Engy so we can all watch the great matchup of him versus Dax.

Centurion · (01-30-2020)

(01-30-2020, 11:59 AM)Azrael Erebus Said: " Longer than anyone held any singles championship.

1) This place is over 20 years old. How can you say this with any level of certainty?

2) What's the length of this reign, just so Fuzz and I have a date in mind to take what little pride you have left from you.

Corey Smith · (01-30-2020)

(01-30-2020, 12:44 PM)Fuzz Said: LOTSA STUFF........so we can all watch the great matchup of him versus Dax.

It's gonna be a barn burner!

Azrael Erebus · **01-30-2020, 05:17 PM**

"Hmmm... where to begin, where to begin... okay, your hair brain theory about Shane, being the only reason I won matches is not only insane but it doesn't make any sense. True, I was in the Black Circle but not for the entirety of my career. He also never interfered in my matches, when I was a member. Not to my recollection anyway. There may have been one time that I forgot about but to the best of my knowledge, he never did."

"So unless you're saying he somehow, systematically ran around drugging everyone that I have ever wrestled. From the end of 2012, to the beginning of 2015. Which would also mean, he turned against members of his own Black Circle cause I faced a couple of them during the time I wasn't a member. An extremely odd thing to do but I guess maybe you're also saying he had some sort of crush on me that was so powerful, it forced him to mess with his own posse. I bewitched him or he was simply that fucking obsessed, he went out of his mind and had to help me, no matter what. I suppose he must have been sleeping during the matches that I lost, like a coma sleep or something cause I didn't win all of my matches. Which makes sense, he had to have been extremely exhausted from all the running around that he did do. He is only human and the body needs rest. Still, the amount of effort that he did put in, is incredibly impressive, he obviously was snorting lines, twisting light bulbs and drinking red bull, constantly. Unless these are the claims that you are making. I don't know what he has to do with anything. He seems rather irrelevant to bring up."

"Here I'll do it too, Fuzz you're winning all your matches because of... Vita Valenteen. See how little that makes sense. I mean, sure she's with Noah but that doesn't mean that she's whoring herself out to help you win, sleeping with every man and woman that you face. Come on now. You talk about not believing the things me and my children say but you come out here, talking like a damn fool. Then you have the audacity to call me a moron. Um... hello, pot meet kettle. Oh and if all you noticed were my remarks about Noah's breath, you weren't paying attention. Your aptitude for thinking and perceiving things has already been established though. Fuzzy wuzzy is nothing but a little broken brained, crackpot. Yes he is. Yes he is."

"Centurion. Calm down. I am aware that the place has been around for twenty years but unfortunately, I only have access to the records that actually exist. Sorry."

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=32434

"There you go. See for yourselves."

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (01-30-2020)

Fuzz Said:"It’s as if your spooky shit only sold when was in charge (wink),"

Fuzz Said:"and since then the competition has gotten better" (he really did say this line)

Shane is in tears, he's been laughing at these exchanges so hard for a while. It seems he's finally decided how to play along with mentally deficient, wannabe egomaniacs that weren't saying shit and couldn't be seen talking down to anybody during any of the XWF's busiest and most competitive periods under any owner. Part of the reason this is all so hilarious is because if you ask any owner about their glory days of running the XWF, they'll tell you Fuzz was either in hiding, or obediently knowing his place beneath that owner's top stars. They'll tell you he was always waiting for a time like now because he had no way to force it then.

Hmmmmmm... Ah, I've got it! This should be fun. Heh...

Hi Fuzz - I'm here now. Your request has been received, and there's no way I'd keep you waiting because I have such respect for you as my X-treme and Tag Champion. Much like I know to respect my president, I know to respect my champions!

First, out of respect, I'll ask you a simple YES or NO question, just to keep it simple enough for your level. Unless that's too challenging, you will answer it – WITH ONE WORD. Then, I'll come back and provide the next step, and we'll go really slow just for you. At the end of this exchange, you'll find that you have a friend in me. I promise that's where it's going.

Yes or no question: Are you in the XWF Hall of Legends? YES or NO. Most people think it's no.

Remember... yes or no questions are answered in one word, and there's NO reason this particular question should send you into one of your nut bag, synthetically charged, feigned ego-maniacal rants that even YOU don't buy when you play them back to yourself to fall asleep to. I feel you know better than to waste that on me anyway, haha. Save that for the others who don't realize your ego is an act because they can't remember farther back than a few months. Wink! Oh and a double wink back to Noah from earlier; I wouldn't leave your lids hanging, cunt!

*Waits for Fuzz to totally knock this out of the park by successfully following directions and answering only YES or NO to being in the HOL.

*Knows there's no way Fuzz will try and back out of this, nor make any claims about somehow being above it, or any other contrived excuses that are intended to make him sound like he has an ego about him even though he's backing down from answering a yes or no question correctly.

*As a bonus, is also waiting to see if additional narration appears in Fuzz's inevitable response, and that will be his way around keeping his response to only one word. It will also be flattering as hell.

*Is now, unfortunately, starting to doubt Fuzz's ability to knock this out of the park. The more he thinks about it, Shane is fearful. So fearful of living in a world where Fuzz doesn't know how to answer a yes or no question.

*Isn't even thinking anymore, but this stupid ass crap at the end with the added dumb fuck narration from me (Shane's anonymously gay, yet proudly shitty narrator) is really getting fucking stupid... don't YOU all think?

*Is afraid Fuzz will feel so overwhelmed by the sheer length of this long winded attempt to ask a question, that Fuzz will feel triggered to supply an insane amount of artificially inflated ego in his response.

*Then again, by the time this scene is done, will Fuzz even remember what he was asked?

*The narration finally has stopped(!?), and whoever you are, you're very pleased by this turn of events. (???)

*You're wondering why this clip hasn't stopped even though the narration has allegedly stopped, but nobody knows you're wondering that because this narration isn't even happening and can't even be heard OR seen using closed captioning! At this point, you're hallucinating as a result of watching this, and now you also think it's cool to pretend to have an ego just as large as the one Fuzz portrays on TV.

*Fingers crossed we get one of those infamous Fuzz self-owns? Perhaps he'll supply the yes or no answer at first, but then think he's clever by instantly uploading a lengthy followup because he can't resist some of those trigger points that got SMASHED so hard? Stop that! Don't say that! We like him! Fuzz has GOT this!

Shawn Warstein · (01-30-2020)

“Yes”

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **01-30-2020, 09:13 PM**

What a fucking shock, you couulllldddn'tuuuhh even uh uhhhh, whaaaaa...? Waggle bagga? *BANG!!!!!!!!

Shane's head jerks to the left and his shoulder starts to twitch violently. He collapses.

*Shane right about now is thinking about how he will follow this up as soon as he's recovered from his exploding brain. Shane wasn't expecting this. The death blow will be if Fuzz follows up before Shane fully recovers, though. I personally hope that happens so I can stop narrating Shane's shitty life.*

Shawn Warstein · (01-30-2020)

“........”

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **01-30-2020, 09:50 PM**

Blank stare

Mouth agape

Drool

*blink*

That disarming, shit eating grin!

"I'm back!

Props on that swerve a few minutes ago, Fuzz. I almost died and had to come back, but luckily I am revived!

So! Hall of Legends, yeah?

That's the place where all the biggest names of the XWF's history are shown, and all the really nice things their peers had to say about them get listed too! Sure, some of those comments from peers trail off into "forbidden" territory that we aren't really supposed to address because it could easily snowball until it causes max exoduses... but the names that took the time to speak on their inducted peers and show respect ARE known.

I ask that you open your heart and your soul to the idea that I just might be your biggest fan, Fuzz...

Tell me the long list of names... JUST the names... that care about you and your legacy, Fuzz. Tell me the long list of names that took the time to say ANYTHING about you under your Hall of Legends entry?

Go ahead and say those names. SAY THEM ALL!!!!

DO IT!!!! ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD HOW MANY PEOPLE REMEMBER THE AFTERTHOUGHT'S HISTORY!!!!!!! Plus EVERYTHING ELSE you want to say! Hold NOTHING back!!!!!!! NOOOTHIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - The salivary glands of Shane must have been working overtime since he recovered from his exploding brain, because the camera is just about covered in spit from him screaming like a psycho for only a few seconds. Normally this level of salivation would require a rant of at least one hour.

Noah Jackson · (01-31-2020)

"Wait, can anyone just say stuff about Legends? So if I tell everyone that Theo Pryce hangs around schools it stays on there forever?... Sick!"

Azrael Erebus · (01-31-2020)

"Don't ever open your mouth again, you dumb fucking wanker. By the sanctioned gods, it's like you're a fucking bee, always buzzing about. Stop! And get a fucking life."

Noah Jackson · **01-31-2020, 11:24 AM**

"Hahahaha Az is so tilted! That's sick."

Azrael Erebus · **01-31-2020, 11:34 AM**

"Point proven."

"I thought you were going home, you had your ball.... what happened?"

Noah Jackson · **01-31-2020, 12:55 PM**

"Came back to laugh at you hahaha!"

Noah Jackson · (01-31-2020)

"Also, still waiting to hear anything notable you've done, if it makes it easier how about after 2014? Oh, and those rules you made for the TV title, the old one where the champ could do 2 promos a day and the challenger could only do 1 making it easier for you to not show what a salty little bitch you can be. Yeah that rules gone now so you have nothing. Just wanted to remind you, cunt. "

" I can go now if it'll make you feel any better?"

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **01-31-2020, 05:16 PM**

(01-31-2020, 12:59 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "those rules you made for the TV title, the old one where the champ could do 2 promos a day and the challenger could only do 1 making it easier for you to not show what a salty little bitch you can be. Yeah that rules gone now so you have nothing. Just wanted to remind you, cunt. "

" I can go now if it'll make you feel any better?"

Do more than REMIND him.

Tell us ALL!

Noah, why in your experience, do you believe more promos help you? This sounds like a challenge exclusive to you, Grandson. Do you live in a world where you're not allowed to think about your opponent, watch footage of their matches, or go to the gym, or even be aware that you have a match unless you can do more promos before the DAY that event happens? In a dreadfully out of tune, sing-songy tone, Shane prances around and lets his wrists go all limp and bouncy as: How _could Noah ^possibly be prepared ^for ^his match if ^he can't do _more ^promos first!?^?_?

Starting to try and sound really angry, Shane shoves his face right up to the camera and starts to yell, I want details cunt!!!! And you SING them back to me! And tell your fake egomaniac dad I'm waiting for him to tell me he accepts that I'm his biggest fan and supporter, as well as quite possibly his fucking FATHER!!!!! MAKE him answer! NOW CUNT!!!!

Switching straight from yelling and being a dickbag, to smiling and appearing to be in good spirits... Shane winks again at Noah but this time with all THREE eyes.?.?.?

Under his breath we hear, Haha, man, I just can't get around the fact that I genuinely like these sick cunts. Even friendly banter with them is a blast. Wish I could say that about FAT ASS ROBBIE! Haha oh well.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **01-31-2020, 05:22 PM**

Oh, and Az? Maybe you'd be doing better in recent YEARS here if you could stop vanishing during the times you are given opportunities to shine, and stop fucking over your team mates in important matches. Who's the latest victim? Big D? Oh wait, no that was one of your

relatives following in your footsteps as he let D down in the Lethal Lotto tournament. He was taught well!

Why not just cut to the chase and focus on reality? Remember how you used to usually keep that random "disappearance into a glass bottle" to at least a minimum? Sure it would still happen on occasion, but it was WAYYYY less often back when you saw success during the very early portion of my XWF ownership.

How

are you to brag about a long title reign when your spotty performances and disassembled attention span of today would never even allow you to win a title let alone retain it, regardless of the title's stipulations?

Do you see what you've done by going off the deep end in the last few years? Now you have my good friend Fuzz trying to give ME credit for keeping you on the straight and sturdy road, despite him not even having been there. My GOD is he determined to shower me with praise, respect, and love. Then we have Noah acting as though the rules surrounding that title somehow influenced outcomes, even though HELLO A TELEVISION TITLE MEANS TV TIME, WHICH MEANS IT MAKES SENSE FOR THAT CHAMP TO HAVE MORE WHAT? OH! TV TIME!!!!

Az, why do I have to supply your answers for you, you

?

Shane laughs and takes a sip of a rather dark looking beverage from a clear glass. It's a brown, sludgy substance that we can see trailing down his throat as he lifts the glass and finishes.

*Waits for Az to vanish for another month and a half, while we all know why, yet re-appear out of the blue like no time had been lost.

*Waits for his laxative to kick in, as well as his Viagra. It's going to be a big night.

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