"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
The Guy
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
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10-14-2019, 12:08 AM
Shane's sitting back and doing his usual nightly routine of smoking drugs and then watching people's promos with a nice cold bottle of St. Pauli Girl
He's watching CCP's recent promo and then... THIS HAPPENS...
(10-13-2019, 05:13 PM)CCP Said: I mean who do they think they are, Chris Page? You can only rip my gimmick for so long
(10-13-2019, 05:13 PM)CCP Said: You can only rip my gimmick for so long
(10-13-2019, 05:13 PM)CCP Said: rip my gimmick
SHANE'S EYES! THEY'RE FUCKIN' BULGING! SHANE SPITS A MOUTHFUL OF ST. PAULI GIRL RIGHT IN CCP'S FACE!
Oh shit! My laptop! GGRRRRRRAAAAAAHHH!!!
Shane wipes the screen off and hopes he didn't do any damage to the piece of shit laptop. He starts cracking up about the line he just heard from CCP! He's laughing loud as hell. He's losing his shit pretty hard!
HAHAHAHA! Oooooh man, well apparently we have a glorious new name for that idiot, CCP! HAHA! Ladies and gents, I give you
CHRIS "RIP MY GIMMICK" PAGE!
That's right folks! Get on down here to the Page Plantation and rip his gimmick for FREE to the first 50 people! HAHAHA!!!
Shane's dumb ass was laughing so hard he spilled his St. Pauli Girl all over his crotchal area.
I've got beer on my balls because of Chris "Rip My Gimmick" Page! HAHAHAHA!!! His gimmick moistened my fat ass nutsac!! HAHAHA!!!!
Hysterical, he falls out of his seat and the bottle shatters next to him. He puts his hand right in the broken glass without thinking and ends up cutting his hand.
This blood is on your hands, Chris "Rip My Gimmick" Page! You'll pay for this, you child abusing, woman beating MONSTER!!!!!!!!
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The following 5 users Like "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane's post:5 users Like "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane's post
"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler (10-14-2019), Chris Page (10-14-2019), Peter Fn Gilmour (10-14-2019), Unknown Soldier (10-14-2019), Zane Norrison (10-14-2019)
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Chris Page
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Very random (heel alignment but liked by many; has earned respect despite breaking the rules often)
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10-14-2019, 03:12 AM
"It's interesting that you can read thoughts that aren't verbally expressed."
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Oh shit! Hater alert! The following 1 user Hates Chris Page's post!1 user Hates Chris Page's post
(10-14-2019)
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
The Guy
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Dec 18 2012
Posts: 4,424
1,866,676
Likes Given: 4,373
Likes Received: 2,532 in 929 posts
Hates Given: 26
Hates Received: 65 in 59 posts
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10-14-2019, 07:24 AM
What?!? I have the premium tier XWF network where all that shit is included and even has different voice options for narration like the Waze app! Plus you just saw me backtrack on that clip to hear it more than once the same way you can backtrack a few seconds in YouTube and PornHub by pressing the back arrow on your keyboard! I can't believe I have to explain this to you! Does your XWF network not have these features? Did they stick you with the shitty free version? HAHAHAHA!!!
Shane is still soaked, all these hours later. It's as though he's even wetter than before.
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
The Guy
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Dec 18 2012
Posts: 4,424
1,866,676
Likes Given: 4,373
Likes Received: 2,532 in 929 posts
Hates Given: 26
Hates Received: 65 in 59 posts
Hates Given: 26
Hates Received: 65 in 59 posts
Reputation:
32,866
X-Bux: ✘998,593,534
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10-14-2019, 07:40 AM
(10-14-2019, 07:33 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: You should see all the pop up ads on his version.
Oh that's just fucked! That's not right dude.
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"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler
Oceanic Cowboy
XWF FanBase: Hardcore, psycho fans (cheered for breaking rules and bones; excessively violent; creative with weapons)
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10-14-2019, 11:35 AM
"A man who shares the same taste in beer is my kind of man! I don't care what they say about you here in the XWF Shane . You are alright in my eyes!"
Pig raises a bottle of St. PAULYS GIRL toward in a cheers!
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The following 2 users Like "The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler's post:2 users Like "The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler's post
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