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CCP gets a new name! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-14-2019

Shane's sitting back and doing his usual nightly routine of smoking drugs and then watching people's promos with a nice cold bottle of St. Pauli Girl



He's watching CCP's recent promo and then... THIS HAPPENS...

(10-13-2019, 05:13 PM)CCP Said: I mean who do they think they are, Chris Page? You can only rip my gimmick for so long

(10-13-2019, 05:13 PM)CCP Said: You can only rip my gimmick for so long

(10-13-2019, 05:13 PM)CCP Said: rip my gimmick

SHANE'S EYES! THEY'RE FUCKIN' BULGING! SHANE SPITS A MOUTHFUL OF ST. PAULI GIRL RIGHT IN CCP'S FACE!

Oh shit! My laptop! GGRRRRRRAAAAAAHHH!!!

Shane wipes the screen off and hopes he didn't do any damage to the piece of shit laptop. He starts cracking up about the line he just heard from CCP! He's laughing loud as hell. He's losing his shit pretty hard!

HAHAHAHA! Oooooh man, well apparently we have a glorious new name for that idiot, CCP! HAHA! Ladies and gents, I give you

CHRIS "RIP MY GIMMICK" PAGE!

That's right folks! Get on down here to the Page Plantation and rip his gimmick for FREE to the first 50 people! HAHAHA!!!

Shane's dumb ass was laughing so hard he spilled his St. Pauli Girl all over his crotchal area.

I've got beer on my balls because of Chris "Rip My Gimmick" Page! HAHAHAHA!!! His gimmick moistened my fat ass nutsac!! HAHAHA!!!!

Hysterical, he falls out of his seat and the bottle shatters next to him. He puts his hand right in the broken glass without thinking and ends up cutting his hand.

This blood is on your hands, Chris "Rip My Gimmick" Page! You'll pay for this, you child abusing, woman beating MONSTER!!!!!!!!

CCP gets a new name! - Chris Page - 10-14-2019

"It's interesting that you can read thoughts that aren't verbally expressed."

CCP gets a new name! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-14-2019

What?!? I have the premium tier XWF network where all that shit is included and even has different voice options for narration like the Waze app! Plus you just saw me backtrack on that clip to hear it more than once the same way you can backtrack a few seconds in YouTube and PornHub by pressing the back arrow on your keyboard! I can't believe I have to explain this to you! Does your XWF network not have these features? Did they stick you with the shitty free version? HAHAHAHA!!!

Shane is still soaked, all these hours later. It's as though he's even wetter than before.

re:CCP gets a new name! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-14-2019

You should see all the pop up ads on his version.

re:CCP gets a new name! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-14-2019

(10-14-2019, 07:33 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: You should see all the pop up ads on his version.

Oh that's just fucked! That's not right dude.

CCP gets a new name! - "The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler - 10-14-2019

"A man who shares the same taste in beer is my kind of man! I don't care what they say about you here in the XWF Shane . You are alright in my eyes!"

Pig raises a bottle of St. PAULYS GIRL toward in a cheers!

CCP gets a new name! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-14-2019

Cheers bub!

re:CCP gets a new name! - Madison Dyson - 10-14-2019

I can read thoughts too.

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That right there? That's what you're thinking. A monkey picking his ass and passing out from the stench. It's self referential, isn't it?