Noah Jackson: Attorney at Law

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Very Serious Wrestler

XWF FanBase:
Hardly anyone to be honest
(booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)

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09-15-2019, 03:42 PM

:: Noah Jackson stands their unfazed, as in fact, he doesn't have a cunt ::

"Pfft, I don't watch your promos, cunt. I was watching Harvey Birdman all day when I thought of this. Shit kick out too by the way, can't wait for dad to beat your man tits like bongos and toss you back into the same gutter your win/loss record has been floating around in."

:: And with that Noah glides away on his heelies, never to be seen again... Hopefully. ::

FORMER:

W | L | D
226 | 11 | 81

Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)