Jeff Hardy shopping in his local Home Depot spots Angelus looking at some doorknobs. Like strangely engrossed in picking out the right doorknob as he lifts one off the shelf at a time and examines them up close. Almost the same way you'd expect someone who didn't understand what function a doorknob serves would do. This is probably because Angelus just kicks open a door when he needs get through one, never actually ever using a doorknob. Jeff taking this opportunity strikes Angelus in the back of the head with a 2x4 and Angelus goes down. Jeff then scales the closest shelving unit and back flips off the top, landing onto Angelus who is still down. Jeff Hardy covers for the pin.

Angelus KICKS-OUT! and climbs back to his feet. He hits Jeff with a roundhouse kick that sends him sailing through a door -- well, a door that is being sold on a shelf -- Jeff crashes into a heap. Angelus smirks, then goes to pay for his doorknobs.

Eat hot shit and gargle it