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Marshall Cage · (10-27-2013)

Marshall Cage is seen in front of a roulette type wheel.

My name, is MARSHALL CAGE! And you know, I had a dream... which showed me, a true fighter being... well, not important.. but what IS important, is that in that dream, I saw me vs. a monster.... A true beast.... I saw me vs. Egyptian Snow Pharaoh. And to add to the odds.... I thought, if she were to accept.. It'd be an interesting match type... Now... to spin the wheel......

Marshall spins the wheel, and it lands on "Glass In the Ass Match"

Not exactly what I was expecting, but hey, I'll do it. What do you say, ESP?

Smoke · (10-27-2013)

Smoke looks at Marshall. Up and down.

Without saying a word he slaps himself on the forehead, hard, and just leaves.

Miranda Tigris · (10-27-2013)

"Kid, you're fucked. I admire the initiative, but you're fucked. Up the ass. With three rusty forks. That fucked."

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **10-27-2013, 04:43 PM**

I don't back down from anything, but are you fucking crazy? I WOULDN'T ever do that shit. You... Are going.... To DIE....

When's this kid's funeral?

Liz Hathaway · (10-27-2013)

I'll pray for you, my nigga.

John Austin · **10-27-2013, 04:47 PM**

You got bigger balls than I do kid ...I wish the best of luck and will pour some drink on the ground for you when that battle is over with

Miranda Tigris · (10-27-2013)

"Still fucked."

Hunter Payne · (10-27-2013)

Glass... in... the... ass match???

That is one fucked up wheel you got there...

Marshall Cage · (10-27-2013)

I got Ann Thraxx to make it for me... Wait... I have a feeling that's bad...

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **10-27-2013, 05:01 PM**

What can I say? I added the matches that would result in the little fucker's death. It's what's good for business.

Ann smirks.

Smoke · (10-27-2013)

Smoke walks back into the room, his hand still firmly placed on his forehead.

He walks a circle around the commotion and leaves once more.

Miranda Tigris · (10-27-2013)

(10-27-2013, 04:57 PM)*Hunter Payne* Said: Glass... in... the... ass match???

That is one fucked up wheel you got there...

"Meh. Personally, this ranks about a four out of ten on the scale of fuckedupshitness. Get out into the world more, and you'll find that there are much worse things than getting fucked with glass. Not that I'd know from experience-okay maybe just a little bit.

Oh, and this kid is still fucked, by the way."

Guppy Parsh · (10-27-2013)

Good luck! I hope the match is fun if your opponent chooses to accept! Let there be no ill feelings going in or coming out!

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **10-27-2013, 08:15 PM**

Pretty sure anyone who has to take glass out of their ass will feel ill. Also, take that coat off. You look fucking stupid.

AlexandraCallaway · **10-27-2013, 08:17 PM**

"Fuck all the way around that one is."

Guppy Parsh · **10-27-2013, 08:43 PM**

I don't feel comfortable taking off my clothing in such a public place, however, I will consider your fashion advice at a later time in private. I've noticed everyone in the XWF always looks sharp and spiffy; I'd hate to bring down the company's image on my first day.

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · (10-27-2013)

Well, FYI, dude who dresses like a doctor.... Looking "sharp and spiffy" does not stop people from violently stomping your teeth out. In fact, probably adds to it. But, hey. Why listen to me? I'm just a girl with an opinion. You could say the same for Yoko Ono. Except I'd never put the world through my awful singing like she has.... Just.... Wow. Have you seen tha--?..... Nevermind. You don't want to. Besides, just standing around talking to you alone makes me feel like I'm about to be assaulted with a lead pipe...

Guppy Parsh · (10-27-2013)

"I wish you felt safe at your workplace. I understand that it is hard to feel safe with all the bullying that happens around these parts. That's part of why I came here. I want everyone to feel safe, everywhere, no matter what. Ann, I just want you to know that you can trust me. I am a doctor. I went to college.

I don't think anyone's going to hurt you here, but if it would make you feel safer I'll take off my coat."

Dr. Parsh slipped off one side over his shoulder and tugged his arm out of the sleeve. Then using his left hand he grabbed the wrist part of jacket and pulled it off altogether. Dr. Parsh revealed his 'neat and sweet' sweater vest he was wearing underneath.

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **10-27-2013, 09:36 PM**

Yeah, but--.... Well, I guess it does help a little. It's not easy to feel safe in the XWF. Especially when you've been through all this traumatic stuff like I have and it really-- *sniffle sniffle*

Ann turned away.

I don't care about your stupid doctor thingy from your stupid college and!.... Your dumb coat, and the dumb vest, and the.... *sobbing sounds*

Guppy Parsh · (10-27-2013)

Do you have a cold? I could probably prescribe something for that; if you need it? That would make you safe from your cold.

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · (10-27-2013)

No, I don't have a cold!... I don't need a prescription and I don't need anything else you want to offer.

Guppy Parsh · **10-27-2013, 10:16 PM**

Then what was that noise I heard a moment ago? I'm sorry I mistook it for a stuffy nose.

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **10-27-2013, 10:46 PM**

It... Umm.... Y'know what? Maybe you're right. You're the... Doctor... After all. I probably do have a cold. That's what it was.

Guppy Parsh · **10-27-2013, 11:11 PM**

Have you been experiencing other symptoms besides the stuffy nose, Ann? Any coughs or sneezes lately?

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **10-27-2013, 11:26 PM**

Ann sighs.

Nope.

Guppy Parsh · **10-27-2013, 11:38 PM**

Good call, make sure you keep breathing! If you drink your fluids and get plenty of rest, I am sure you'll get rid of that cold in no time, champ!

~~Egyptian Snow Pharaoh~~ · **10-30-2013, 04:01 PM**

Is this what you peasants would commonly refer to as a joke?

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **10-30-2013, 04:28 PM**

To be fair, Egypt, I call anything he does a joke.

Morgan Eldred · (10-30-2013)

"I would advise you, Mr. Cage, to err more on the side of caution if you'll be popping in on my programme. Stay low, and you'll stay alive. Word to the wise."

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **10-30-2013, 04:37 PM**

Eldred, you can't say "word to the wise" after they prove... Otherwise. The guy lives with his mother, plays... What was it? Tekken?.... And probably cries when people call him a nerd... Nerd.

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