raYne is going home.

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ON THE POWER OF FAIRUZATARIANiSM~!!1ONE



A METEOR SHOWER FALLS FROM THE HEAVENS THE KIND OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN SEEN!!!





ALL OF THE METEORS FALL DIRECTLY ON TOP OF ANGELUS FOR SOME RAiSIN!!!





*REASON!!!


IT IS A MIRACLE OF FAIRUZA BALK! ALL PRAISE BE TO FAIRUZA! THE POWER OF NANCY COMPELS YOU!






ANGELUS MISSED RAW BECAUSE OF THIS! GODDESS DAMMiT!!!




And then one tiny choir boy lifts his voice to the heaven-- FUCK THAT, AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FAH DAT!!!


ANGELUS IS LEFT A CRIPPLED HEAP OF BLOOD AND PISS AND BOOGERS AND BLOOD AND BURGERS AND GATORADE!!!


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BUT THEN A GIANT LOBSTER CLAW COMES DOWN FROM THE SKY ABOVE AND PULLS RAYNE OFF...................................



























... AND PLACES JOHN RITTER ON TOP OF ANGELUS!!!





















JOHN F'n RITTER IS ON TOP OF ANGE--- WAIT, NO HE JUST GOT PULLED OF IT'S... OH MY GOD THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE JUST DESCENDED TO EARTH TO PICK UP THE XWF 24/7 TITLE!












BUT HERE COMES EDDIE GUERRERO!









MACH' & THE ARTIST ALTERNATELY KNOWN AS HUNTER PAYNE ARE DUKING IT OUT TO SEE WHO WILL PIN THE BARELY BREATHING ANGELUS!!!





























































AND SPEAKING OF BARELY BREATHING --












OH MY GODDESS [/j.styles] DUNCAN SHEIK HAS REACHED THROUGH THE YOUTUBE VIDEO AND INSERTED HIMSELF INTO THIS PARADOX OF CARNAGE!!! THE YOUTUBE VIDEO IS A TIME PORTAL TO THE 90S, WHERE ONE HIT WONDERS GO TO DIE!!!











DUNCAN SHEIK MAKES THE COVER..............................................






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KICK-OUT

OOC: Seriously, dude. No more pin attempts per GM Madison.