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#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (08-22-2013)

Madness returns and the Quicken Loans Arena is still shrouded in darkness. The X-Tron lights up:

JOEY STYLES: “You've got to be kidding me!”

The lights remain out, but Feder and Evertrust can be seen looking toward the entrance way. About a minute goes by and the lights return. Standing in the corner of the ring, with both Feder and Evertrust's backs to him, stands one man...

With crutches...

That man...

Is...

LUCA ARZEGOTTI!

Luca stands in the ring, hobbling on one leg. He's wielding one of his crutches. His 24/7 briefcase sits on the turnbuckle. Evertrust is the first to turn around...

CRACK!

JOEY STYLES: “OH MY GOD! He just busted that crutch over Evertrusts head! Evertrust has to be out cold!”

Arzegotti, with his one remaining crutch, stands at the ready for Sid Feder. Sid turns and gets nailed in the midsection with Luca's crutch. Sid doubles over and...

CRACK!

Luca busts the other crutch over the back of Feder! Feder falls to the mat and limps over to his briefcase. He grabs the briefcase and tosses it to the mat. Luca lifts Feder to his feet...

JOEY STYLES: “Holy shit! The Get Away Driver! From Arzegotti to Feder! On the briefcase! Is he? Is he?

“YES!

“HE IS!

“LUCA ARZEGOTTI IS CASHING IN HIS 24/7 BRIEFCASE!”

Luca hands the briefcase to the referee and hooks the leg of Sid Feder. The referee rings the bell to start the match, then goes for the count.

1...

2...

3!

WINNER: Luca Arzegotti – New XWF European Champion

JOEY STYLES: “Just let the music play! We have a brand new European champion!”

Luca stands, leaning on his good leg, and holds the European title up high. He then goes to exit and limps toward the ropes. He nearly trips over Evertrust and gets pissed.

LUCA: “Fuck the world!”

Luca drops on top of Evertrust and the referee counts.

1...

2...

3!

WINNER: Luca Arzegotti – New XWF FTW UFO E1999 Champion

JOEY STYLES: “Arzegotti walked in unannounced in Cleveland! And he walks out with two different championships! This really is Madness!”

Madness fades to commercial.

JOEY STYLES: “Madness Maniacs it is the moment we've all been waiting for! The King of the XWF crown is on the line! King Madison defends the crown against the veteran Peter Gilmour, and the rookie LJ Havok! In a lumberjack match!”

JASON DANIELS: “The following contest is a Kill the King, Triple Threat Lumberjack maaatch! The King will face two challengers, the only way they can win is by defeating John Madison himself.”

JOEY STYLES: “Here come the lumberjacks! Ion, Jack Kronus, Cam Lang, Sokolov Red! Here comes Congregation members and Black Circle affiliates Eli James and Mystica. Archie Lawson, Ricky Desmond, Table, and Joseph Kain. Charlotte Dyson, Jason E. Smith, Keegan-Michael Key and the Brotherhoods lone representative, Nightmare!

“The Campaign” by Affiance begins to play.

JASON DANIELS: “Introducing the first challenger. From Tupelo, Mississippi. Weighing 2 hundred 23 pounds. He is the Saviooorrrr. ELLL JAYYY HAAAAVOOOOK!”

JOEY STYLES: “Havok, the hot shot upstart that shocked the world a couple of weeks ago when he outlasted 29 other men in Brooklyn, to become the number one contender to the Kings crown!”

“Daddy's Fallen Angel” by In This Moment.

JASON DANIELS: “His opponent. Representing the Brotherhood. From Los Angeles, California. Weighing 2 hundred 65 pounds. PETERRRR GILLLLLLLMOURRRRRRR!”

JOEY STYLES: “This man calls himself the King of Xtreme. Will you be able to call him the King of the XWF tonight?”

“Wish” by Nine Inch Nails plays.

JASON DANIELS: “Their opponent. Representing the Black Circle. Weighing 2 hundred 29 pounds. He is the undisputed KIIING of the XWF... JJJJOHN MAAAAADISOOOON!”

JOEY STYLES: “Undisputed is right! He outlasted more than 30 men and women at Gauntlet City and until someone can beat him, he is exactly that! Undisputed! The King of the XWF, John. Fucking. Madison.”

MAIN EVENT
King of the XWF
John Madison
- vs -
Peter Gilmour
- vs -
LJ Havok
Gilmour or Havok MUST defeat John Madison to become King

The bell rings to begin the main event. Havok looks at Madison, then Gilmour. Gilmour looks at Madison only. Madison looks at his watch. Havok takes advantage of the moment and goes right after Peter Gilmour with clubbing blows to Petes back. Madison looks like he's going to jump in on the action but instead, simply leans back against the corner and watches the action.

Havok tosses Gilmour toward the ropes. Gilmour reverses and Havok runs off the ropes instead. On the rebound, Havok runs into an avalanche from Gilmour sending Havok to the mat. Madison isn't paying attention and Gilmour charges into the corner and delivers an avalanche to the unsuspecting King.

Madison falls to the mat and Gilmour stomps away on the fallen King. Havok is back to his feet. He runs at Gilmour and leaps onto his back and locks in a sleeper hold. Gilmour continues to stomp on Madison as Havok locks the hold even tighter. Gilmour stops stomping as he begins to fade. He reaches back with one arm, then the other, but can't reach. Finally, Gilmour grabs a hold of Havoks hair and snapmares him over the top and to the floor right in front of Eli James and Archie Lawson.

The lumberjacks start beating on Havok until the rookie lumberjacks pull James and Lawson off of Havok. The rookies roll Havok into the ring.

Gilmour grabs Madison by his hair and lifts him to his feet. He then places Madison in the corner and delivers three successive shoulder rams into Madisons midsection. Gilmour then delivers a succession of knee lifts. Gilmour backs off and Madison begins to stagger out of the corner. Gilmour slams him into the corner and places his boot up under Madison chin and begins to blatantly choke him.

On the outside, Mystica jumps up on the apron and distracts the referee. Eli James is on the other side of the ring and jumps on the apron as well. He nails Gilmour in the face forcing him to break his choke on the King. Nightmare is on the outside and gives chase to Eli James. The other lumberjacks separate the two and cooler heads prevail for the moment.

Gilmour, still stunned from the shot from James, turns around right into a drop kick from Havok, sending him to the outside and down to the floor. Gilmour is lucky enough to land at the feet of his Brotherhood stable mate, Nightmare. Eli James moves in and Nightmare stops him in his tracks just by looking at him. Nightmare then helps Gilmour to his feet and helps him into the ring.

Meanwhile, back inside the ring, Havok is really showing his worth as he takes it to John Madison. Havok lifts Madison to his feet then delivers a spinning forearm to Madisons jaw causing him to stagger backwards. Havok charges at him and floors him to the mat with a spear. Havok goes for the first pin attempt.

1...

2...

Madison kicks out.

Havok gets back to his feet and lifts Madison to his. Havok tosses Madison over the top rope and to the floor. Ion gets in a few stomps before he's clotheslined to the floor by Mystica.

Back in the ring, Gilmour is back to his feet and just dropped Havok with a release German suplex. He lifts Havok back to his feet and sends him right back to the mat with side Russian legsweep. Gilmour again lifts Havok up and sends him right back down again with a vicious looking gutbuster. Gilmour gets back to his feet and then hits the mat.

John Madison was being protected by his boys at ringside and given time to recover. He pulls Gilmour out of the ring and to the floor then slides into the ring. On the floor, James and Mystica go to town on Pete. Inside the ring, Madison covers Havok.

1...

2...

Havok kicks out.

On the outside of the ring, Gilmour is really taking a beating as Nightmare, Cam Lang, and Joseph Kain make the save. Gilmour is rolled into the ring and Madison immediately goes for the cover.

1...

2...

Gilmour kicks out.

Madison gets to his feet and lifts Gilmour to his. He tosses Gilmour into the corner. Gilmour hits the corner and bounces out. He charges after Madison with a clothesline. Madison ducks it and plants Gilmour in the middle of the ring with the Rebellion! Madison hooks the leg.

1...

2...

SAVE BY HAVOK!

Madison is slow to get up as Havok climbs to the top rope. Havok leaps off the top just as Madison turns around. Havok nails Madison with a flying cross body block and hooks the leg on the landing.

1...

2...

Madison kicks out!

Havok lifts Madison to his feet. Madison swings but Havok ducks it. Havok clutches Madison in a rear waist lock and delivers a German suplex. He rolls through and delivers a second. He rolls through again and delivers a third German suplex.

Havok gets back to his feet and climbs the turnbuckles with his back to Madison. From the top rope... MOONSAULT!

GILMOUR!

Gilmour catches Havok and plants him in the middle of the ring with a tombstone piledriver! Gilmour turns his head and looks down at John Madison. A smile crosses his face as he lifts Madison off the mat and to his feet. He lifts Madison up onto his shoulders in a firemens carry. Gilmour nails him with the Killswitch! Gilmour screams out in victory as he covers John Madison.

1...

2...

ELI JAMES!

He leaps into the ring and cracks Gilmour with the United States title to break up the pin. All hell breaks loose as lumberjacks start entering the ring.

JOEY STYLES: “By God! It's like a Pier 6 Brawl!........ ahem........ Sorry! I guess I channeled Jim Ross for a second there.”

Bodies are flying as somehow, Eli James and Mystica are going about their business unscathed. They continue to beat down Peter Gilmour as the rest of the lumberjacks fight each other.

Flames burst from the ring posts.

JOEY STYLES: “Here comes Sebastian Duke and Griffin MacAlister! They're coming to save the day for Peter Gilmour!”

The Tag Team champions hit the ring and go right after James and Mystica. They know what's at stake if they touch any of the competitors. Bodies are flying and hitting the floor all over the ringside area. Duke and MacAlister end up brawling with James and Mystica up the ramp and out of sight.

In the ring, only the three competitors and the referee remain. Gilmour is a bloodied mess, thanks to the heinous assault from Mystica and Eli James. Havok seems extremely dazed and confused. Madison struggles to get to his feet. Havok is up as well. Havok turns around and Madison drops him with the Rebellion. Madison slowly hooks the leg.

1...

2...

GILMOUR! With the save! He barely touches Madison, but its enough to break up the pin. Madison and Gilmour both get to their feet. Gilmour throws a punch. Then Madison. Then Gilmour. Madison. Gilmour. Madison. Madison. Madison. Gilmour. Gilmour. Gilmour. Gilmour throws a wild one and Madison ducks it and has Gilmour caught in the Rebellion. Before he can slam him though, Gilmour drives his elbow into Madisons temple.

Madison lets go and spins around. Gilmour lifts Madison up in a firemens carry and is ready to pull the trigger on the Killswitch. Madison is fighting though. Elbows and knees staggering Gilmour backward. Madison slides off Gilmours back and Gilmour turns around right into the Rebellion from John Madison! Madison flips over and leans back against Gilmour with his feet resting on Havoks chest, essentially covering them both.

1...

2...

3!

WINNER: John Madison – Still King of the XWF

JOEY STYLES: “John Madison, has once again defied the odds! John Madison is still the King of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation!”

The referee raises Madison's hand in victory. The fans are booing and LJ Havok lays in the corner defeated and disappointed. Then suddenly...

JOEY STYLES: “Cam Lang and Troy Turner!”

They slide into the ring. Troy hits Madison with his trusty sledgehammer. Cam Lang tosses Gilmour out of the ring. Troy Turner slowly approaches LJ Havok. LJ gets up to a vertical base with his fists up ready for a fight. Troy and LJ appear to be trash talking eachother. LJ runs quickly past Troy Turner and kicks John Madison, who is now on all fours, in the throat.

The fans are stunned. Cam Lang and Troy Turner then both raise his left and right arms in celebration. LJ Havok then proceeds to grab a microphone from the time keeper.

LJ HAVOK: “I bet no one expected this! I told every single person this would happen. I hinted at the fact that I would obtain control regardless of winning the crown or not.

“This is not a band of rookies.

“This is the future.

“This is The Savior, The son of Ted Turner, and a crazy motherfucker by the name of Cam Lang.

“We are....

“The Extreme Revolution.

Havok hands the microphone off to Cam Lang.

CAM LANG: “We said we had a surprise, but I bet you never would have guessed this. Troy Turner is soon to be the Xtreme Champion. And I am making my strides, possibly Havok and I are the future tag team champions!

“Get ready.

Cam Lang then hands the microphone off to Troy Turner.

TROY TURNER: “We told you. We told you we would gain control. We dropped hints. We even created fantastic banter between Havok and myself backstage and in our individual promos. And yet no one suspected a thing.

“Funny thing is this has been the plan all along since day one. Troy Mother FUCKING Turner and the Extreme Revolution are going to change the landscape of the XWF forever! This isn't going to be a failed attempt either. We have control. We have the power! If you doubt us.... just stay tuned!”

JOEY STYLES: “John Madison reigns supreme! But the Extreme Revolution is standing tall!”

Madness.... fades out....

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (08-22-2013)

"Yeah, that just happened. What the fuck of it?

Luca Arzegotti, double fucking champion while Gilmour still couldn't win his fucking match."

OOC: JAYZUS, didn't expect winning the UFO title too...

John_Black · (08-21-2013)

Congratulations Luca, you won that European Title AND the UFO Title. I hope Captain Extreme know's what he is getting into with you capturing those two belts on the SAME night.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-21-2013, 07:58 PM**

i demand an explanation! eli james screwed me which in turn should make the congregation split up or whatever the rules was.. FUCK! im tired of getting screwed! I feel like a porn star now always getting screwed.. which technically isnt a bad thing.. but still ELI JAMES.. you're a dead man motherfucker.. u say follow the buzzards.. be careful what you wish for sir.. because they can follow you right to hell!!!

ooc: great ending.. sorta.. good work everyone

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-21-2013, 07:59 PM**

Luca, I couldnt win the match because it was a pure clusterfuck! eli James should be fired on the spot and I should get one more match! nuff said!

Jessie-ica Diaz · (08-21-2013)

"Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. Specially you, Gilmour."

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · (08-22-2013)

I never said follow the buzzards. You must be watchin too much TV boy.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-21-2013, 08:08 PM**

oh eli u are so stupid.. u will follow the buzzards.. to hell ;)

Jessie... fuck Jesus I am working for SATAN

oh yeah eli.. u better hope me and u aren't on the same team for wargames because if we are i'll make sure you lose..

**08-21-2013, 08:09 PM**

Sorry, Pete. I was on the phone with the Administrator Network immediately after the show. Apparently, Eli James had back up in the form of Shane

. He went and turned Eli's contract iron clad. It's beyond my control.

**08-21-2013, 08:12 PM**

Oh no... Cue the dong worship!

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **08-21-2013, 08:12 PM**

I pick my own team so not real sure how you'd get on it.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-21-2013, 08:12 PM**

oh i'll see to that.. i think eli should read the fine print in that contract ;)

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-21-2013, 08:13 PM**

(08-21-2013, 08:12 PM)EliJamesIV Said: I pick my own team so not real sure how you'd get on it.

ok u better hope i dont get picked then.. but ill get my hands around your throat and break it real soon ;)

Jessie-ica Diaz · (08-21-2013)

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"Crimeny, you're fucking stupid. I would reckon that you don't even know any of Satanism, you just want to look cool for Soldier, huh? You're less frightening about your willing to do the 'Devil's Work' than Baalberith. Yeah, you're that unintimidating that Baalberith is more convincing and scary.

Learn to win a match despite interference before you brag about doing anybody any physical harm."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-21-2013, 08:14 PM**

soldier taught me a lot about satanism u stupid bitch..

Jessie-ica Diaz · **08-21-2013, 08:21 PM**

"All of your knowledge which came from him. It's the equivalent of me learning about Judaism from a jew, then claiming to be one myself. Oh wait, Gilmour knows nothing about why that's asinine, because it isn't edgy enough."

(08-22-2013)

After enduring one of the most ruthless beat downs in the history of professional wrestling, the gallant king arose to his feet with Luca and Eli holding him up. The Extreme Revolution had given him a hell of a beating but it did not stop the king from delivering his victory speech.

John Madison: "I... I did it! No-- we did it! On this night we achieved greatness. I am still the ruler of the XWF and now... now... wouldn't you say it's perfect? I am the king and I have brought the two most powerful groups in wrestling together. On my left is the European Champion: Luca Arzegotti! And to my right, the United States Champion: Eli James IV! And I hold the crown-- yyyyesssss! Now this super group which consists of The Black Circle and The Congregation shall march into Madness and Warfare with the top titles in their possession.

Where do we go from here?

Well, it looks like Eli James IV has a match to win next Wednesday, and James..."

John Madison shakes Eli James IV's hand.

John Madison: "Just like it was with Luca, it will be an honor to duel you for the prestigious, all-power King of the XWF crown!"

John begins to cry tears of joy as he pulls in Luca, Eli, Mystica, and Shane

for a group hug.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-21-2013, 08:39 PM**

i know taoism as well.. (well Peter does which i might delve into in the future in my rp's since Peter may go back to Japan and see someone from his past)

other than that how can I be assanine?

Angelus · **08-21-2013, 08:44 PM**

(08-21-2013, 08:38 PM)John Madison ♛ Said: John Madison: "I... I did it! No-- we did it! On this night we achieved greatness. I am still the ruler of the XWF and now... now... wouldn't you say it's perfect? I am the king and I have brought the two most powerful groups in wrestling together. On my left is the European Champion: Luca Arzegotti! And to my right, the United States Champion: Eli James IV! And I hold the crown-- yyyyesssss! Now this super group which consists of The Black Circle and The Congregation shall march into Madness and Warfare with the top titles in their possession.

"I'll be waiting."

**08-21-2013, 08:54 PM**

(08-21-2013, 08:44 PM)Angelus Said: "I'll be waiting."

"We've never crossed paths before, so why start now? You're doing so well as the X-Treme Champion. Why throw it all away?

Eli wins at War Games. Move on, Angelus."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-21-2013, 09:30 PM**

angelus.. warm that x-treme title for me because I'm coming for it and will become a ten time champ..

LJ Havok · **08-22-2013, 05:02 AM**

Man, Gilly, I hope you realize you're lucky. You are really lucky that we didn't take you out. Madison, was just an example, and we don't like him. But Gilmour, we like you. I'm not saying we would back you in a fight necessarily, but we like you. You are just going to have to watch your loud mouth, and we will not have any problems.

Casey Jones · **08-22-2013, 05:13 AM**

Your 'revolution', so to speak, seems to be based entirely on possibilities. If you have to say that it won't be a failed attempt, it normally means that it'll be a failed attempt. Don't worry, though, because I will be there for all of you when the inevitable happens and your 'revolution' is crushed like an ant under the boot of a giant. I'll be there to show you the error of your ways, the way forward. I'll be there.

Goodbye for now...

LJ Havok · **08-22-2013, 05:16 AM**

Haha. Okay. I will see you very soon, Casey.

Tony Santos · (08-22-2013)

Holy crap, Luca's a BEAST.

Casey Jones · **08-22-2013, 06:00 AM**

(08-22-2013, 05:16 AM)ljTheSavior Said: Haha. Okay. I will see you very soon, Casey.

Probably sooner than you may think...

Matt Lennox · **08-22-2013, 06:16 AM**

(08-22-2013, 05:02 AM)ljTheSavior Said: Man, Gilly, I hope you realize you're lucky. You are really lucky that we didn't take you out. Madison, was just an example, and we don't like him. But Gilmour, we like you. I'm not saying we would back you in a fight necessarily, but we like you. You are just going to have to watch your loud mouth, and we will not have any problems.

Your little group looks like nothing more than three rookies jerking each other off. I am kind of scared to look in the back locker room and seeing you guys playing soggy waffle.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-22-2013, 06:32 AM**

(08-22-2013, 05:02 AM)ljTheSavior Said: Man, Gilly, I hope you realize you're lucky. You are really lucky that we didn't take you out. Madison, was just an example, and we don't like him. But Gilmour, we like you. I'm not saying we would back you in a fight necessarily, but we like you. You are just going to have to watch your loud mouth, and we will not have any problems.

i respect that but dont cross me or the brotherhood ok?

LJ Havok · **08-22-2013, 06:48 AM**

We never know what the future holds. A time may come where we have to. But as long as there is nonbelievers such as Matt Lennox, you are on the bottom of the list. Now, Casey Jones, I'm not going to offer you to join us. But I will say this and I said it earlier. I admire your courage. I also admire that you are well spoken. You want our revolution to fail. You think it is going to fail. Fact of the matter is, you do not know what we are capable of. Hell, I don't think WE know what he are capable of. A higher power is in control of this...This revolution. So it is solely in the hands of it's creator. Don't know what I'm saying? Too bad.

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