We open on a room and a young man dressed in black with a hood up kicking a bag, the figure speaks as he kicks it so it swings every time and a loud crack is heard with every hit.

My name is Jordan Caliban, I hit hard, I hit heavy and I hit faster than anyone you have ever seen, wanna see why?

He opens the bag and shows the camera inside, the bag is filled with a perfectly rounded piece of Hardwood, he kicks it one more time and it splinters a little but looks bad enough to of been a work

There were 2 types of dominant species evolved in the age before ours, Humans and Giants, as time went on a further evolution occurred and the giants got smaller and after being hunted almost to extinction by the early humans in a war that spanned Pangaea the giants fell out of memory but they do still exist

The figure drops its hood and looks into the camera

We still exist, I am stronger then you, faster than you and smarter than all of you, I am the giant you, you are all just human cattle to be slaughtered on my journey to greatness. I am the next best in the world, the next big thing and the LUUUUCCCCCHHHHAAAAADDDDDOOOOORRRRREEEEEE OF HARDCORE!!!!!!!

The hood goes back up

Fuck with me boys, I dare you

Video Ends

"Woah, look out boys, we got a real badass over here! Tell me something real quick though, is all your talk about being a 'giant,' are you trying to compensate for something not so giant? I ask only out of concern to science, I assure you.

No, you fail to see. You fail to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

I could be your light, if you would allow it.

However, I'm wasting my breath, speaking to a 'hunter,' it would require one less predispositioned to warfare to accept the light. I feel nothing but pity for your existence.

For shame, giant whose name I already forgot."

I'm no bad ass really, just confident enough to know what I am capable of, as for the giants? Lady, boy, ladyboy I get it very nice to take a shot at something you will never understand, you tell me you my light. You are speaking to the son of Macool giant of the Causeway the man who caused the giants of Scotland, France and even some say the viking gods themselves to flee from his land and his treasures. I am born of that land, I fed of the same water. You say you forgot me? Awww pet you've barely met me

Yet

Peter Lake walks in, spots new guy Jordan Taliban talking about ladyboys and vikings and some other gibberish that no one cares about. Then he promptly sees himself out.

another luchador? maybe he's Juan Madison's cousin..

but welcome anyways

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Awww look at that the 2 models playing the scary kids, whats next a couple of vampires gonna bore me to death with a love triangle? Oh and Lake Jericho called, he wants his bit back

Unless Madison was born in the Ballymoney Route hospital I doubt it mate, thanks though

"Jericho... Jericho... Oh, Frank Jericho! Right, the guy who sold me the car I fucked Mama Caliban in. Got it now. Thanks, buddy."

"You start off oddly, philosophical. Poorly attempted philosophical responses, yet more than I was to expect. However, you follow it up with petty jabs and, painstakingly sarcastic rhetorical questions. We get it, you're the newest big shot here, and that you're unimpressed with everyone here, and everyone is below you and know this to be true before you even so much as debut. We've heard this routine a million times, the end result less and less glamorous each time. I offered to be your light, remember that. You didn't comprehend the invitation, you failed your test."

Well would you look at that, I though you left because I was boring you? How about this then if you missed the first reference you hash tag ragbag of wrestlers your mum didn't let you think where cool, CM Punk wants pretty much your entire ring existence back. I've seen you man, AFI theme tune, same style, hell the same finisher except you will probably claim its in honor of Kenta. So how about you bite the bullet and change your entrance, you could walk out through a graphic of CM Punks ass and even yell its clobbering time. Or you can come back to me when you aren't doing everything everyone's already seen before

Ah you see yet again the pretty ones miss the point, I'm no big shot I simply know who I am, the things I said aren't a gimmick I mean every word but I refuse to live my life in one direction, so yes Ill pull out the fight and history of my people but I was born in 1987 not 1708, this is my life. You will notice I said THE NEXT big thing, I have a long way to go, go check out where I come from and maybe someone like you will get it, until then keep the criticism coming. You can only doubt and judge me until the minute you see me in the ring. After that we will see who is the light

"How about this? You shut your mouth before I knock your teeth down your throat and shut it for you? You sound like an illiterate high school drop out. Probably explains your meathead antics. It's real easy to go read someone's roster page on xwf.com and toss stones. You attempt to make a big entrance about Giants, Vikings and treasures, but then turn into some bro-dude the minute Diaz calls you on your shit. How about you have a match here and prove yourself because no one here gives a damn what you think or what you do until you've earned it."

And as for being better and unimpressed, when I say I am stronger smarter faster that's not a comment on you. we aren't the same thing, the reason why the undertaker vanquished every monster he has ever faced wasn't because he was a better human than them, he just wasn't human

AHAHA last one, WWF called, they want pretty much your entire personality, move set, look oh and ROH want their music tast

*Steps into Lakes face*

I'm standing here waiting for you to attempt it pretty boy, your the one who walked in and did some James Dean high school douche bag self commentary and walked out, not my fault you decided to turn around, as for the viking and treasures and shit, you call me illiterate and yet your the one who can't read, I was talking about my heritage and where I come from. It's not my fault you idiots cant differentiate between real life and metaphor. Also meat head? dude I'm 195 pounds and had never heard that term before coming to this place. And lastly I'm not sure what a bro dude is but yet again you seem to be missing that I am being somebody who's character can be described by more than the word "rebel"

"I'm just going to keep it simple for you, Jordy. You're an idiot. Plain as day. Though I'll give you props on name dropping James Dean. I'm real happy for you too that you're a viking. Good luck with that human cattle thing, Jordy."

"Oh, but that's the beauty of it all. Those who claim to be unhuman are, unsurprisingly, the most painfully human of them all. Every mistake you make, exploitation will follow. The very fact that you have to claim to be not human, to be unlike me, is a telling fact of itself. However, the unlike me comment, is true. We are unalike. I don't claim anything, I am what I am. You are not, what you claim to be. But please, go on with your fights. I'm sure one of the other warriors would be more than willing to battle."

Yeah be seeing you

Yet again you miss the point of all points, the place I came from and the pride its legends and traditions bring are why I call myself the giant, but I'll remember the next locker room I walk into to just pretend I'm like everyone else, be nice and not use what I have to push myself higher? The dude who was talking about knocking my teeth down my throat, I dd my homework the mans from Detroit, Detroit breeds rebels who like to talk about knocking peoples teeth out. 10 miles from my home is the giants causeway, home of the Irish giants, were they were born and bred. I was born in the same place and have the same blood running in my veins. Whether it draws your jeers or your boredom or what ever else you have I don't care. The only things making what I am saying a claim is your own feeling of self worth's reaction to them. As for your invitation, I saw it, I chose to ignore it, your entire argument is based on that fact. If what I had said really had a bad effect on you the offer would never of been there in the first place. Although making a concealed offer while belittling someone is a pretty sweet technique, I look forward to meeting the weak minded individuals who have fallen prey to it

"Speaking softly, meekly, is the key to assuring yourself. For the amount of pride you place on your heritage is very telling to the fact that you have nothing of your own to show for yourself. A sad fact, noticeable to all with a grasp on subtext. The subconscious messages you send with that are simply remarkable, and you're oblivious to that, aren't you?

As for the supposed silver bullet you possess, claiming why I extended the offer in the first place? Well, I am a merciful one. I offered to guide you out of pity. However, thankfully, my previous assessment rang true, and you managed to not only paint yourself as an alpha male type, but to continue to try to string philosophical points into your rants, along side the insults and general attempts at one upsmanship proves my point even further.

For shame. Caliban."

And yet you keep answering back in what is very obviously an attempt at getting the last word, I mean every word I say how I say it, just because I haven't proved it to you personally doesn't mean I haven't proved it. I don't see the point of the queen of England, doesn't mean that point doesn't exist. Maybe everything I say is complete shite, maybe I just wanted to make a little noise. But how about this, how about you consider for a second that every fucking thing I am saying is true. I may not of worn this face or chose this name but I have been everything I said before and I always will be. So how about you swallow your pride in flaming the new boy in the locker room just because he is far from scared to look you all in the eye, find a monitor when someone hands me my opportunity and watch me piss with a smile on every doubt you just placed on me

LAST WORD

Last word revoked

Shawn Steele: I know we haven't yet been properly introduced, Mr. Lake, and it's rude of me to request a favor, but would you please shut this moron up?

I asked him the same thing, he didn't, care to give it a go yourself?

Shawn Steele: Please. I don't have time to deal with you myself. I'm busy single handily taking apart The Connection. Get in line.

Can any of you back up your crap??

Oh wait, I'm asking the WRONG group of people...except maybe Gilmore. I'm sure he could...to a point.

Yep, New Kid On The Block Thinks he the 'ish....VERY VERY Typical.


Steele, what's up with you and your ambition to destroy Connection?

Dude I just got in the door and believe me that was a 5 year fuckin line, Ill get to you when I get to you, shocker here's the thing, most of these guys should of backed it up already, if you have to ask that then they obviously haven't, me? I'm still waiting for my chance too

(07-31-2013, 10:29 PM)John_Black Said: Yep, New Kid On The Block Thinks he the 'ish....VERY VERY Typical.


Steele, what's up with you and your ambition to destroy Connection?

Shawn Steele: Madness. June 22nd. Germany. The Connection saw fit to make an impact. At my expense. The resulting staples in my head will pale in comparison to my wrath.

VERY VERY TYPICAL YES, but this is my first post and you have all read and felt the need to comment on it, Joey Ryan eat your heart out

And your all going to enjoy watching probably Lake beat the crap out of me or at least try to but there;s the operative word
"watch"

Now who's the Moron, well yeah sorry you, with the staples in your head who felt com-pulsed to move yourself away from your big scary vibrating man feud to come make comment on me

(07-31-2013, 10:31 PM)Caliban Said: Dude I just got in the door and believe me that was a 5 year fuckin line, Ill get to you when I get to you, shocker here's the thing, most of these guys should of backed it up already, if you have to ask that then they obviously haven't, me? I'm still waiting for my chance too

Yes, these guys/gals have proven one thing or another...just a matter of if they have made an impact or not.

Really? because Im seeing a manager and a guy who has either had one match or not debuted yet, everyone since then maybe yeah but from the message your answering those are the only 2 relevant well and then theres Mr Hardcore up there but I did offer him the opportunity to knock me down, did the same thing with the other guy.

NONE OF YOU GUYS GET IT I'M LOOKING FOR A FIGHT!

(07-31-2013, 10:43 PM)Caliban Said: Really? because Im seeing a manager and a guy who has either had one match or not debuted yet, everyone since then maybe yeah but from the message your answering those are the only 2 relevant

I don't exactly mean they have had a match. you can make an impact, without actually having a match yet. You have proven that with this little rant here. We get you want a fight. Doesn't mean we all want to,maybe we just want ot point out the fact we don't actually care....:)

The more people want to beat me up the more time I get on TV simple as that

(07-31-2013, 10:33 PM)Caliban Said: VERY VERY TYPICAL YES, but this is my first post and you have all read and felt the need to comment on it, Joey Ryan eat your heart out

And your all going to enjoy watching probably Lake beat the crap out of me or at least try to but there;s the operative word
"watch"

Now who's the Moron, well yeah sorry you, with the staples in your head who felt com-pulsed to move yourself away from your big scary vibrating man feud to come make comment on me

Shawn Steele: This is why I was asking for a favor. I knew eventually we'd need a translator to enter this conversation. But now with the introduction of "vibrating" men, it's only matter of time before The Dong and The Schlong find their way in here.

AH and now we are resorting to penis jokes nice for a man on a personal crusade to take a load off and make fun of the smaller guys right? Take a night off big dog and come find me in the ring, teach me a lesson, come on I'm sure you always wanted to "make someone famous"

Shawn Steele: I still don't know what you're trying to say, Jordy. But I got the gist. I'm not a hard man to find. I'll be in the ring this Monday night. You're free to come on down and find me. I'll take a break from destroying The Connection to send you flying into the third row.

Nah mate Ill be sending myself into the 3rd row, you will just be waiting there for me

I didn't read all the ramble above but Caliban is a character in one if Shakespeare's plays called the Tempest. He is described as a monster but also described as a fish.

Just thought I would put that out there

which was a character marred by the 2 sides of his existence which yet another one of you seems to of missed above but then you didn't bother listening you just jumped in to make yourself look academic. I was reading Shakespeare at 10 years old, I didn't settle on my name because I'm a Sami Callihan fan you know