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(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#1
01-24-2025, 11:46 PM


Canada.

Ontario.

Toronto.

Danforth Toronto specifically.

Greektown on the Danforth to be more specific, but it's not really because the Raven residence is more on the outskirts of Danforth but the important thing is it's close to Greektown on the Danforth. Look, if a cold AF Canadian suburbia hasn't already formulated in the viewers imagination they should probably stop skimming to the dialogue to see if they're mentioned.

Spoiler

Anywho....

Its the 25th of January, 2025. It's 1:20 in the morning. The viewer should imagine themselves in Atara's bedroom. Imagine it has lavish or spartan as you want just don't imagine it in the way Matthias clearly has imagined it in that one promo were he outted himself has an Atty simp.


The narrator wants to clarify, specifically for Cypher, she said imagine and by imagine she doesn't mean hack her security cameras.


Anywho...again...

Toronto. Atty's Bedroom. It's late, or early, whatever. A frantic Atty is pacing in her bedroom in her PJs and a bonnet because of course she wears a bonnet because frizz and breakage eff you for judging.

Anywho...again...again. She's got her cell phone in hand, it's camera flash illuminating whatever type of room the viewer imagined and she's back and forth across the room all jacked up on coffee trying to stay up and formulate some semblance of a promo so she can fulfill her contractual obligations. Our usually witty and quick to fire Atty is drawing complete blanks tho. With each pass of her room, with each tick off the clock, all she can do is spout nonsense of absolutely no substance or value and just keeps digging herself a bigger hole to get out of at a later show.

Shes prolly wasted more energy and the viewers time trying to be funny and eventually decided a dud is a dud and went to bed before embarrassing herself or offending anyone further er.



OOC: Apologies to Cypher, Jake, Latoya. Wish I had a better excuse but I procrastinated to long and karma hit me with a case of the block.

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