Hello everybody my name is Roger and I was having a wee think the other day as I am wont to do when I have a sit on the park bench that was made in honour of my great-great cousin-in-law along the pristine river Thames, and what I was having a think about is how I am pretty sure that the man who is the Mind Master was given a lot of hoopla last year for not being in the Game of Wars when he was the Mind Master Xtremo, and yet now that tangy Mr. Batchkus is X-Treme but nobody is giving him the howdy doody so I thought I would maybe howdy doo at his general vicinity and then I could be Roger the Xtreme just in time for the Game of Wars and I really think that would make everybody happy in the end because then everybody in the Game of Wars might be able to become X-Treme too.

Thank you, Mr. Batchkus for still being sleepy while you listen to my tale and thank you for still being sleepy while I gently put my finger on you to give you a how and a doo and pin you."

Good morning, Roger!

Don’t get me wrong, buddy — I think your reasoning is fairly sound.  It would be cool for you to go into Games of War as Roger the Xtreme, and it would also be funny as hell to see what management would even do about my whole match.

That said, gonna have to KICK OUT here.  I do, after all, have plans.  No hard feelings.