We see RoboGravy, driving up a dusty driveway towards a run-down ranch house. As he approaches, he notices a poorly mended fence, which catches his attention.

ROBOGRAVY: Someone's been neglecting their property. I better investigate.

RoboGravy exits his car and approaches the fence. He examines the damage and notices tire tracks leading away from the ranch. He gets back in his car and follows the tracks to a nearby shed.

RoboGravy enters the shed and finds Cadryn, dressed in a cowboy hat and boots, sitting on a stool. Cadryn stands up, surprised by RoboGravy's arrival.

CADRYN: Well, well, well. Look who's come to pay me a visit...

ROBOGRAVY: I've come to settle this once and for all. I want the Xtreme Championship.

CADRYN: (laughing) You think you can beat me? You're just a machine. Not MY Gravy! You don't have what it takes.

ROBOGRAVY: We'll see about that.

Cadryn takes a swing at RoboGravy, but he easily dodges it and grabs him by the dick.

ROBOGRAVY: It's over, Cadryn. Give up the title.

Something about that metal claw clamping his crotch seemed to ignite something deep within Cadryn.

CADRYN: Gravy!!! YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER! IT'S YOU!

RoboGravy ignores him and attempts to pin Cadryn. They struggle for a moment, but RoboGravy's strength proves too much for Cadryn. RoboGravy pins him to the ground under his massive RoboWeight.


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Cadryn kicks out from yet another Robogravy pin attempt!

A thundering voice can be heard coming from the heavens!

Jeff: Bruh. No shot this dude is standing beside me right now continuously writing pin attempts.

I M A G I N E..

Cad, pull his oil plug or something so he leaves us alone.

OKAY BOSS!

Cadryn reaches up to the poopshute of Robogravy and pulls out the plug!

Oil begins pouring from the hole, like the rivers of Babylon!

Cadryn sticks his tongue out and moves closer to the stream!

Hmm, what you taste like I wonder?

Cadryn begins lapping the stream of butthole gravy (no pun intended) pouring from Robogravy!

Jeff: Fucking yikes..

As the scene fades we can see a distressed Robogravy flailing around endlessly!