As I've previously announced, the European title will be on the line at the Kings defense pay per view on July 13. In a Hell in a Cell 6 pack challenge, one fall to a finish match.

XWF European Championship Dean Moxley McGovern - vs - Jessie Diaz - vs - Brian Braxton - vs - '3x Better' Sid Feder - vs - John Austin - vs - To Be Announced

I'm still deciding on the final three participants. Now would be a good time for all of those on the Madness roster to state your case. Convince me. WHY should I give you a shot at the European title?

I plan to have the final three announced after Wild Card Weekend.

John Madison's Robot should get a shot. I'm having Mr. Satellite update the software.

I feel that when I beat down Swift Ion in the 3 Stages of Hell on the 8th, I should be under consideration. I have and will prove I can hang in brutal matches including the cell match on the 8th, and with that win I will have had a quite impressive resume to start my career so far here and I wouldn't mind a chance to prove myself against the big boys in the Cell on the 13th, but as I said, Id only want you to consider me after I beat Swift...though I believe you stated that u are deciding this weekend. Well, I have a no dq match with payne then and perhaps that along with my victory over JTC in no dq, my tag team victory in Somalia, as well as my strong battle royal showing and victory over Payne and the willingness of me to face Ion in that 3 stages match so close to that PPV would garner my name to at least be considered in the final 3

Heyman, this is why I deserve a spot:

I'm a brilliant high flyer who could
also be a World Champion in like 5-6 months. I
should be given the European Championship now,
because I have fantastic in ring abilities, good charisma. In those 5-6 months, I could be
improving my mic skills at the time, and I have huge potential
to be a great wrestler. Heyman, its time for me to put up, or shut up. Andrew has been talking alot of stuff aand bragging. The only reason he brags because he knows he is losing in our match. I
gets huge pops from the crowd and I can shoe that putting myself through a table, doesn't mean anything.
I am willing to put my life on the line to win this Title. And Heyman, Morrison even started his reason why with my name.
In my own thoughts, the Final Three should be me, Morrison, and Shawn Steele.
On this past edition of Monday Night Madness , we
saw myself as the last two in the Royal.
This is a clear sign of me being put in this Match.
Even though having someone with one win or a almost win get a title shot seems like a haphazard way of throwing a feud together, it is better than
nothing.
Like I said, im a talented high flyer and everyone else in this match are talented grapplers and strikers, and together they may be able to put on a solid match when given enough time.
Morrison is gaining momentum in XWF after a
series of impressive showings, and it would be
smart on XWF's part to keep him in front of
people for the time being.
Im a man who prides himself on
reinventing his character each time I make
a return to elevision, but I brought nothing
special to XWF this year so far, accept my Battle Royal Eliminations.
With the quality of my matches I've put on Madness
recently, I deserve the title shot.
There is no XWF superstar coming into the
July 8th show that needs a win more than me, and after losing three times in a row.
During the build to this bout, will win one of the biggest match of my life.
While we would normally get criticized for
such a lazy excuse to put a match on a card, I
actually think this one is worth doing.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

I'm incredible, enough said.

Accomplishments
1 time XWF Xtreme champion
2 time FTW UFO E1999 champion

WHY? BECAUSE I NEVER TAPPED, THAT'S WHY! That's how tough I am! I passed out, but never gave up! Very similar to Stone Cold at Wrestlemania 13. You know Stone Cold, that guy that was a 'Paul Heyman Guy' before it was cool. That guy. You not putting me in this match Paul would be a travesty of epic proportions! I want a rematch with Jessie Diaz, and I want to take the European Championship from McLovin McGovern. So why not kill two birds with one stone. Looking at this match so far, it's incredibly dull. Mr. Heyman, you don't want Hunter Payne in this match, quite frankly, you NEED Hunter Payne in this match. And I really shouldn't be out of contention for this match because I wasn't pinned, and I NEVER TAPPED in the qualifying match. But on top of that, you can't tell me with a straight face that your picking any of these other guys over me for this match. Seriously... I have Podcast that are viewed by almost everybody in the company. I have future champion written all over me. And like I said, I NEVER TAPPED PAUL!

As usual, Ion all I see is a bunch of whining..you should be this, you should be that..guess what, you are a spot monkey who I have just as many wins as and did it in less time and unlike you, I don't complain when I don't get things my way, I do something about it, and the next few weeks, I will do something about it, including shutting you up for good!

• I should be able to hand pick at least one or two of the people in the match. Otherwise I'm not showing up. Suck on that, bizznitches.
  
  What's the word, Paul? You gonna let me pick? Or you gonna have a champion who is too busy having fun at Great America to actually defend his title? That would be great for ratings, I'm sure...
  
  

If Swift Ion gets a match then so does the commentary table who defeated him last week, holla

3x Xtreme Champion
1x Briefcase Holder
1x Television Champion
1x Universal Champion

(06-27-2013, 01:51 AM)SteveDavids Said: If Swift Ion gets a match then so does the commentary table who defeated him last week, holla

My money is on the table :D


Also I feel like I should be apart of this match because....well look at my track record.

Won my debut match, defeated Team Warfare at High Stakes proving Madness is the dominate brand. Took CM Punk and Luca to the limit, was never pinned in the fatal 4 way against Shocker, Nightmare and Alex Richards and took out those two pesky rabits named Chris and Cade Legend. ...So yeah :P

"Because I didn't get pinned by a table."

Hello, Paul, consider me one of your newest and greatest acquisitions. Just a week ago, in what can be considered his heyday, Scott Charlotte would say he wanted this match. That he deserved it, but I can you right now he did not. Scott is weak, but I am strong. I am The Wraith, Mr. Heyman. Ion is a pathetic waste of space and just enhancement fodder to the champion. Andrew speaks of the future considering it is the future what he says cannot be taken into account. I am not saying to place me in the match, what I am saying is you should not let the weaklings of this business waster your time with their squabbling. You should allow the people to decide. You should pick who you believe deserve the chance and then allow the people to vote. Allow them to cast their opinions and give the peons what they want. Let them have their glory before I take it from them.


Food for thought, Mr. Heyman.

(1x) Hart Champion
(1x)X-treme Champion
(1x) Tag Team Champion w/ Q.C. Thug

Current Record

Andrew, who in the blue Hell he is talking about us. I think I need to deliver a 450 to this Guy.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

You are accurate about Ion but I am no weakling..but you raise validity, at the end of the day, fate lies in the hands of Mr. Heyman...who you feel should participate should participate, as long as I get to whip somebody's ass on the 13th I will be a very...very (smirks) happy man...

You best keep your grubby little splinter filled mouth shut like a good little boy, peasant. We are discussing matters for championship contenders and talented performers, you seem to have gotten lost.


You're needed in the asylum right away. Due late for your medication.


Delusional twit.

(1x) Hart Champion
(1x)X-treme Champion
(1x) Tag Team Champion w/ Q.C. Thug

Current Record

So let me get this straight , you don't want to be in this match, but you wat to help Heyman think of who should be in this match. All I know, if I'm in this Match, Andrew is going to leave on a Stretcher, Dean is going to have broken Ribs, Jessie will be on the broken Announcer Table...Scott is about to be lying in the Hospital. And Scott, I don't think we're weak of we are in matches that you can never win.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

Yes. That's exactly what I said. Thank you for repeating me, humans always want to hear the sound of their own voices. Scott was in a hospital, but not anymore. Scott is gone. I am not Scott. Understand that, maybe open your ears for once. Become enlightened and eventually you will be burning in a heap. Maybe with flaming tables? The best combination when taking on the "intimidating" Swift Ion.


Weaklings you are, but you are the runt of the litter Ion. Andrew is beyond you and so is Payne.

(1x) Hart Champion
(1x)X-treme Champion
(1x) Tag Team Champion w/ Q.C. Thug

Current Record

Then if yyour not Scott, explain why your name is Scott?

Finisher: Copy and paste!

Applause can now be raining down from the heavens. Swift Ion, ladies and gentlemen. He has done it, he has made me speechless. He has bested me in every single way.


Now that we are done with the sarcasm can you please explain to me where you see that my name is Scott? Are you reading something I cannot see or do you have some sort of delusion over who I am. I guess the current circumstances are a bit confusing for the smallest brains on this wretched planet.


You see, seeing as you have plugged your ears and scrapped your eyes clean, I am the Wraith. I have this idiot's body, the one you referred to as Scott Charlotte. I am the one true God of the XWF. I've grown tired of informing the masses of this. Now please, leave me. You are not even worth letting the flames consume.

(1x) Hart Champion
(1x)X-treme Champion
(1x) Tag Team Champion w/ Q.C. Thug

Current Record

Why would you be in his body, IF your the "True God of XWF"? That's dumb.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

^I believe since you'll be the one leaving on a stretcher on the 8th, you wont have to worry about what I'm doing the 13th..

I think my own head with explode from the idiocy of this child. Andrew Morrison, please clean up the mess when you are done. You have my blessing.


I feel that i'd waste more time trying to explain to him what a vessel is and what it does for me. You humans have the internet for that.

(1x) Hart Champion
(1x)X-treme Champion
(1x) Tag Team Champion w/ Q.C. Thug

Current Record

Wraith, Andrew wont remember anything because he's going to be laying on a Stretcher for about 10 Minutes, and then rushed to the hospital and staying there for 6 Months.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

^are you getting me and you confused Ion? not sure how..i actually look like a wrestler, you look like somebody needs to drop you off at school....

Andrew, I look like a wrestler, with the best Ring Gear in XWF at this point, plus the fans love for it.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

:3 x Better:
Holy mother of fucking god is this the most horrific trainwreck I ever did lay my Three Times Better Eyes on.

Swift Ion?

What ---- The ---- Fuck is a Swift Ion? A bitch that sucks so fucking much that you've got to keep a "swift eye on" him to make sure he doesn't lose the match while you're blinking? Yeah -- that sounds about right.

Andrew Morrison? The hell? What fucking backed up sewer did you end up floating up out of and washing over to XWF shores? Go clean yourself up; ya look like you've been sucking so much dick that you forgot to wash your hair for about 6 weeks straight. HEH -- "straight" -- a word you probably don't know much about from the looks of ya, eh pal?

Scott Charlotte? Wraith? Untalented hack who can't back his shit up so he puts an ugly ass fuckin' pillow case over his head in hopes that if he shakes violently enough while growling, we'll shit our panties? Uhhhhh sorry bud, but you do realize we're all grown ups here, right? Fuck a Wraith; with or without the colostoamy bag over his busted up grill!

John Austin? From what I've noticed on television it sounds like this Lost Boy lookin' freak has thought up one of Thee most original slogans in wrestling history. He's . . . he's . . . he's the Best In The World! You know who else used to say that shit around here? If you guessed CM Punk you guessed wrong, just like when you guessed you had a shot at gold by rewording your lackluster performances to sound impressive. Nice try shit for brains, but guess what -- THREE TIMES BETTER Sid Feder will take your "Best In The World" line, snap that shit right in half, and then shove both halfs deep into your coroated little pupils, you worthless fucking maggot.

Who else?

WHO the fuck else?

Hunter Payne? Braggin' about passing out instead of having enough brains to actually tap out? I'm sorry, dip shit, but if you got beat so bad that you were left unconscious then you just caused more damage to yourself permanently than if you'd've had the f'n brains to just give the fuck up. I don't even know what match you're talking about because I've never heard of you -- or most of you guys for that matter -- in my Three Times Better Life. Maybe that's for the best because from the looks of it I'd wipe my ass with the lot of you, ball you up, and then sell you on e-bay like you were that badass Bin Laden toilet paper complete with its own shit. And you know what? I bet I wouldn't get more than 3 bucks for you all. Every last one of you makes me so sick I could spit up my lunch from three days ago which should be physically impossible to do!

Dean McGovern? I guess you're the European.. you're the.. you're.. I just can't bring myself to say that shit! You look like you're the European Cum Guzzler from fuckin' Mars and shit! What the hell weird ass corner of the world did you end up getting scraped out of before you ended up here in the XWF? How about you just forfeit your belt so you don't have me punt kicking that little boy off of your tiny dick and de-dick-atating you in the process you pony boy lookin' pop tart bitch!

Who else? Who else that matters?

Oh hey! John Madison!

How's you're back, you sniveling little rat fucker? You still running around talking about Flo all the time? Why don't you show all these worthless ass losers your back. Explain to them just why in the fuck you have been permanently branded with "The Feders Were Here" with an arrow pointing down to your asshole? Explain yourself, you bent over buttfuck doll. Show them all your scars and let them know who their next king is.

Paul Heyman -- I'd suggest you get your jaw picked up off the ground. I'll wait.

Still waiting -- pick up those double chins too, bitch.

Alright, good! Now book me in this fucking match or I shoot you in your fucking face.

:3 x Better:
You just heard me asking sir suck-a-lotta-dick what sewer he washed up out of so you come back and ask me what swamp hole I crawled out of -- well you get an F for creativity there (standard Mr. Satellite actually) but(!) at least you get a "C" for Can't talk right without pausing, too, much, at weird ass fucking, times you, brain dead idiot. Oh wait you'll just come back and blame the robot as if you weren't manually pushing all those unnecessary commas -- am I right? Am, I, right?

Give your love to Flo? Who the fuck are you? John Madison? At least he'd have a reason to say that because they have history; who the fuck are you though? Flo would slap the taste out of your mou-

-oh, wait -- what taste? I've watched a Satellite promo before.

Damn bitch you aren't too good at this shit talking when you come up against somebody who remembers all the punch lines you're recycling from past stars.

Tell me more about this wash, rinse, repeat cycle you brought up? Who the fuck do you think you're talking to who has repeatedly shown up and then vanished after losing matches?

Tell me -- how many matches has 3 x Better Sid Feder ever lost? Sounds to me like you should be the one with the pillow case over your head instead of Scotty Charlotte over there. You remember those days? When you actually had an ounce of originality and weren't just being Donathan 2.0? You can't even beat Mark Flynn's weak ass and you're going to talk shit to somebody who's Three Times Better than him? Do the math -- here's a calculator since I know this is tough for you -- add 3 plus 3 and what do you get?

6 feet under with Sid standing, pissing over your grave while the masses rejoice at the return of true talent so that we're no longer subjected to Mr. Satellite's channel. Isn't it funny how the weather has to be perfect for satellite tv to work right? Well guess what, bitch -- your world just had a storm come in, and it just fucked up your transmission from here till the end of John Black's next period.

Still waiting to hear who I've lost to that I didn't come back later and brand my name into their back. Let's hear it, fantasy bitch. Sounds like quite a tall tale!!! Made up losses on Sid Feder's record so Satellite TV has something to broadcast that 'sounds' impressive to the guys who couldn't talk shit even if they had Swift Ion in their mouth, literally. Next you should make up that I got raped by some fat chick while you and your robot twisted my nipples, and make sure you sound real mean and condescending when you talk down to me about how pathetic it was when that happened. Watch all the little Lucas and Swifts go "oooh" and "ahhh" at how badass you sound, and then watch what happens as soon as you focus on the reality before you. Done. Ratings Spike across the board.

End, trans,mission, ,
,,, , you and Flynn should do a duet. I'd love to hear the sound of his unnecessary pauses side by side with your robot's awkward as fuck hesitations in the middle of sentences. Don't worry though -- the guys who are complete fucking idiots won't even catch on to what I'm talking about, so you still probably look and sound just as cool to all those little John Blacks and Swifts and Kinwrathis.

Sid, you bring up some very good moments, but you're forgetting about the one where at Gauntlet City, John Madison overcame 30 of the best talents that XWF has to offer to become KING MADISON!!!!!!!!!

(06-27-2013, 09:39 PM)Swift Ion Said: Andrew, I look like a wrestler, with the best Ring Gear in XWF at this point, plus the fans love for it.

oh yes, the same fans who probably burned your DVD after that brilliant table spot Ion? you can put wrestling tights on a piece of shit, but it still looks like shit..

and ah yes Sid, crawled out of a sewer and suck dick..right..you know it is guys like you that are an embarrassment to this business. nothing better to do than make sexual jokes and punchlines. I don't know what is on YOUR mind when you step in the ring, but I come to fight. I'll enjoy watching you job to the REAL wrestlers and fighters in this company..

Quote:Oh right....I mentioned a swamp, because you said sewer. Sure, that's the same thing. If you think a swamp and a sewer, are the same thing, well....that's just your brilliant mind at work. Bravo.

:3 x Better:
Really? You just said that? Me just highlighting that fact is enough done on my part -- you lose again.

Quote:I figured you would have moved after Mystery punched holes through your house, but I could be wrong and for that I'm sorry.

Um, let me just speak three letters here -- Ell Oh Ell.

And then let me ask what the fuck kind of dreams you have if you're dreaming of Mister Mystery punching holes in my house. Do you know where I live? Or are you talking about the house that the Feder family as a whole also owns in addition to my own private home? You talking about some promo you saw? Yeah that sounds likely to be my real house; good job skippy. Next people will be believing a human can really “re grow” a fuckin arm. HAHAHA! If only we all were as gullible as you, we'd all believe everything we see in a promo. Wasn't my house, buddy! You get an F on that report and I think you actually better redo the entire assignment, son.

Quote:Wherever that may be....a new dump, or the one we all seen, please....take your carcass back to it.

Why? Why would you ask me to leave as soon as I just got hea-

-oh, oh wait; it's because this storm is fucking up your cheap ass satellite tv, isn't it? I actually forgot how potent I am for a moment, so yeah it makes sense your ass would ask me to leave the moment you see me coming. You never were too good with storms, were you? Sorry to darken your horizon by overshadowing you in every conceivable manner, from in ring ability all the way down to simple spoken word. Oh, and I bet I'm better in bed too.
*(*waits for some , probably Mr. Satellite, to make a Flo Feder crack*)*

Quote:Ben Crane

Who?

Quote:I know you'll say, you branded Madison. However, you technically lost to Crane, whom you never beat, or branded.

Oh! That guy!

Ladies and gentlemen I didn't realize this broken down satellite was actually trying to help spread the word that: the only time I have ever lost a match in XWF history has been when I was put into a 2 against 1 disadvantage and attacked by the Black Circle! I remember it well -- it was John Madison and that guy Mr. Satellite just named, both teamed together in a handicap match that also saw me attacked by the Black Circle and my wife assaulted to the point of nearly dying. I wonder why I wasn't around for a few weeks after that?

Though earlier you talked about some wash, rinse, repeat cycle that sees me arriving and then vanishing after I lose a match. You do know in order for something to be repetitive, it has to happen more than once, right? Just ask John Madison about that. He likes when we give him credit for being King Repetitive.

So what were you saying about my losses, now? Do you know the difference between singular and plural? I've lost 1 match in my history here but I've won more than even you could count. I've beaten men who would humble you and I've sent them packing. This is part of the reason why you've enjoyed so much easy success as of late; all the top dogs have either been sent packing by a Feder or they're just being lazy (cough, Madison, cough) and sitting back while they laugh at how you buy into your own half success. When I debuted in the XWF I won two titles before I even had my first match. Who the fuck else can say that? Who else can say they went on to win the entire Lethal Lotto tournament, being stuck with some of theee absolute worst partners in the industry? There were opponents in that tournament who could have eaten you alive, and I destroyed them. Joseph Page and Tax ring any bells? They would have mopped the floor with your broken down ass and I beat them both at the same time, with Peter Gilmour as my partner!

Quote:Although, that really doesn't prove you were constantly losing, so...I guess you got me there. You don't have a ton of losses, you just don't participate and disappear, my bad.

Yup, your bad. You sound like you should be hanging out with Dean McGovern when you talk like that. Your bad? Who the fuck even says that anymore? Jesus Christ, man, what the fuck.

Tell me about your record in XWF? I've won matches left and right but only lost once, ever, and it was in a handicap situation. Tell me more about your record. Are you in the double digits when it comes to losses yet? I bet you're close, you Three Times Better Loser. I could never match up to you -- you actually have lost to Mark Flynn of all people and he had just barely stumbled back into the federation and was sloppy as fuck that match. Or, are my sources wrong? Tell me more about why you think you can scrutinize my record?

Quote:In fact I guarantee; that in a month, or two from now, people will be saying - I wonder where that Feder guy went?

Awwww, doesn't it just blow to know in your heart of hearts that you wouldn't be asked about? Is that what you're getting at here? I could be gone for a year and I'd still have my name being echoed in the hallways and in the locker rooms. You're just a flash in the pan and the flash wasn't even that bright -- the only reason it seemed bright is because everything was already so damn dim when you finally decided to start cooking (aka, become a main-eventer). Nice work waiting until the entire landscape changed and weakened. Now you have two arms and can beat everybody up who is about 1/3rd as talented as somebody like me. Kudos!

Quote:Oh...and if you call me Donathan 2.0 again. I'll knock your teeth down your throat and then my robot, will take care of that raping you mentioned. Hey, then I won't have to tell a story about it, people will just see it as it happens.

I stand corrected. The appropriate name would be Donathan Prototype; the thing that somebody invented long ago when they were trying to come up with a working Donathan. You're not even the full program; just a lost soul who has to communicate through machines rather than being a master manipulator like that asshole Donathan. You couldn't fill his suit or his fedora even if you grew five more arms and your head doubled in size.

So, DP, what else you got for me? I like those initials for you -- DP -- just seems so fitting for some reason; doesn't it, DP?

And don't think I forgot about all you other bitches -- I noticed not a single one of you had had the fucking balls to say one god damn word to me after I ran all your names up my ass crack, over my balls, around my dick, and then through the mud after I was done using you as my fuck toys.

Holy - fucking - mother - of - God - are - you - guys - a - bunch - of - fucking - pussies!

The only guy who had enough "sack" to peep a word about me was John Madison and it was just to brag about winning the Gauntlet, which I give his ass full credit for even though he's a punk bitch, because I myself ran through everybody in the entire Letal Lottery tournament at the end of 2012; something that took weeks worth of performing at tip top levels without so much as a single slip up. The Gauntlet was just one night; in fact, I think it took less than an hour from start to finish! For those who weren't here for the Lethal Lotto, you can think of it as the Three Times Harder tournament and it would make the Gauntlet look like a cake walk. John Madison was here at the end of 2012 -- he didn't win it. Fact.

God damn, Heyman, just give me the fuckin' European belt so I can make it a championship again after I wash all the little kid stains off of it from that Dean McGovern fuckin' around like only the god of queers can do.

PS: I also win at being more long winded than Mr. Satellite! Hot diggity dog damn, that guy is so good at being a Three Times Better Loser; I clearly arrived just in time.

We see Black overlooking this heated debate....

Wow...a man who returns from out of no where... Feder is dissing on others with others dissing on Feder...It's the Circle of life!

:3 x Better:
Shaddup, John. Nobody asked you.

I'm waiting for our dear Space Islander to pick up on a trap I left waiting in my last comment and as soon as he falls for it by mentioning it, I'm going to have a fucking field day.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Will the puppet take the bait?

Remember when you took my bait and you ended up staring up at Ben Crane's butt hole.

Come on Sid, don't act like you're above taking the bait.

:3 x Better:
I remember that guy vaguely -- I think he made an open challenge and I accepted it. You came along and butted your nose in our business and neither of us cared enough to really do anything about it, so you got added to the match. You saw an opportunity to try and fuck with me and you took it.

Months later -- who is still psychically scarred from our encounters with one another? Not me. You.

Nice try, interim King. Looks like your own bait turned your entire back into Feder hamburger meat.

Got more?

I like how you're using the whole 2.0 thing on Satellite after I nailed you and Mystery with the same shtick at Gauntlet City. Good for you, Feder, good for you.

Keep it up with the scars thing, that's all you have to work with at this point other than "your crown is fake, dude!!!"

Nice try at what? All I'm doing is bringing up facts that matter, Sid!

Like the one where I hold the top prize in the company and Sid doesn't!

Well, if this title match didn't get 3x Better with the re-emergence of Sid Feder, I don't know what else would.


Sid Feder...


You want it?


YOU GOT IT!


Sid Feder is now added to the European title match on July 13!

How in the Hell did he get a TTitle shot before me and Morrison!?! This is unbelievable.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

"I would let Feder chew you up and spit you out some more, but allow me to answer your question.

You're a shithead and Morrison's only slightly better than you."

(06-28-2013, 05:00 PM)Swift Ion Said: How in the Hell did he get a TTitle shot before me and Morrison!?! This is unbelievable.

Swift Ion, being Sid Feder, and having the proven track record he has solidifies he status as a title contender.

Mr. Morrison, has just arrived.

You....





lost to a fucking table.