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Lacklan · (12-25-2019)

B.O.B. D · (12-25-2019)

"This looks like the cover of a porno......... A very BAD porno."

Thunder Knuckles™ · (12-25-2019)

Thunder Knuckles and Jimmy are in the M&S Arena in Bangor, Wales. Jimmy hands Thunder Knuckles the G-L's Christmas card.

What the fuck, Jimmy? Fuck Christmas! It's not coming this year!

Thunder Knuckles tosses the card to the ground. He beings to think about the drivel that will be said in the next twenty-seven and a half hours.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **12-25-2019, 12:47 PM**

Who's the ugly looking dude on the left?

Oh yeah... the dude that carries weak as fuck Shitbag @Lacklan SlackLand and helps XWF management paint a picture of Shitbag axly being capable of winning tag matches.

Merry Christmas, guys!

Oh, and Fuzz? Are you around? Have fun jobbing out to some dumb ass bimbo that in reality has no chance of even surviving a staredown with you, let alone beating you in a match. Don't worry though, @Fuzz ! Management made it non title to keep your mouth shut and make sure you eat that bullshit, pre-determined loss happily!

HO HO HO!!!!!!

Shane wipes some saliva from his bottom lip and finally blinks. A look of confusion graces his beautiful face as he scratches his head and looks around him as if he's unfamiliar with his surroundings.

My turn. Get in back.... what?

Theo Pryce · (12-26-2019)

Did you just assume his/her gender Shane? It's almost 2020, we can't do that stuff anymore.

In all seriousness though Shane you should have known that the first thing Vinnie would do after buying the company from you was throw out the company wide mandate to job everyone to the owners friends. It was all fun and games when Peter Gilmour was winning the Universal Title but that stuff couldn't go on forever. Change is good.

Atara Raven · (12-26-2019)

Sends it back.

...Maybe they won't notice.

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (12-26-2019)

Oh, wow, Shane's a competitor now?

Shawn Warstein · (12-26-2019)

(12-25-2019, 06:56 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Oh, wow, Shane's a competitor now?

“It’s news to me as well.

Interesting.

Corey Smith · (12-25-2019)

Is the key to retaining the X-treme title indefinitely just participating in "non-sanctioned matches" and why has it taken 100+ people to figure this out?

The Engineer lovingly places his G-L Christmas card on the mantle.

Tommy Wish · (12-25-2019)

Out of the shadows, Tommy takes his time to clap for their "lovely" greeting card from afar.

"Ah man, nobody in this site appreciates what 5'2" Mafia is doing for this wonderful community of disdained people here."

Tommy looks at the "revamped" Atara greeting card...

"You know what, fuck their greeting card... i'd stick with Atara's instead.. for research purpose only."

Tommy falls back into the shadows.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-25-2019, 08:11 PM**

them hos need to defend them belts.. just sayin

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **12-25-2019, 08:55 PM**

(12-25-2019, 07:25 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said: Is the key to retaining the X-treme title indefinitely just participating in "non-sanctioned matches" and why has it taken 100+ people to figure this out?

The Engineer lovingly places his G-L Christmas card on the mantle.

People have their methods.

The titles that matter whether you can defend 'em are the Hart...

Robbie's gaze narrows.

And the Universal.

Enjoy your reign Engy.

BWP left the Motherfuckers high and dry.

BWP got sent to hell.

Enjoy your reign.

While it lasts.

Robbie cracks his neck, knowing everyone might comment, knowing he never lost the Universal Title, knowing where his redemption to the people is headed.

Corey Smith · (12-26-2019)

(12-25-2019, 08:55 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:
(12-25-2019, 07:25 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said: Is the key to retaining the X-treme title indefinitely just participating in "non-sanctioned matches" and why has it taken 100+ people to figure this out?

The Engineer lovingly places his G-L Christmas card on the mantle.

People have their methods.

The titles that matter whether you can defend 'em are the Hart...

Robbie's gaze narrows.

And the Universal.

Enjoy your reign Engy.

BWP left the Motherfuckers high and dry.

BWP got sent to hell.

Enjoy your reign.

While it lasts.

Robbie cracks his neck, knowing everyone might comment, knowing he never lost the Universal Title, knowing where his redemption to the people is headed.

I'm sure management will be chomping at the bit to give you another chance with my title knowing what a grotesque, humiliating spectacle you made of your last reign. The XWF has a longer memory than you think.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **12-26-2019, 04:29 PM**

Mr. Pryce - Your position in the history of this company earns you a special response from me, just to make sure all eyes fall on it. I sincerely hope you enjoy our efforts to play ball with you.

Oh, and pardon me. Mr. Fuzz and Mr. Bourbon? Almost didn't notice you guys. What was that about there being some semblance of competition for me somewhere? We're all ears.

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **12-27-2019, 02:51 PM**

Memories are one thing.

I have my memories of you, Engy.

Pig wasn't the first to turn on a Motherfucker.

I don't expect to be handed anything; I reckon you have been watching too many Chris Chaos promos....

...no wonder you're crazy.

Anywho, enjoy your lame duck defense at Warfare, busy stealing the show with Centurion, who proved he is a legend, Michael Archer, who proved he belongs in the XWF, Barney Green, who proved he is ready to compete, and said Chaos.

He didn't prove shit, but hey, he's still a sight better than Seth Feder.

Anyone else remember when Universal Championship matches were taken more seriously than the Hart Championship?

Corey Smith · **12-27-2019, 03:13 PM**

(12-27-2019, 02:51 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Memories are one thing.

I have my memories of you, Engy.

Pig wasn't the first to turn on a Motherfucker.

I don't expect to be handed anything; I reckon you have been watching too many Chris Chaos promos....

...no wonder you're crazy.

Anywho, enjoy your lame duck defense at Warfare, busy stealing the show with Centurion, who proved he is a legend, Michael Archer, who proved he belongs in the XWF, Barney Green, who proved he is ready to compete, and said Chaos.

He didn't prove shit, but hey, he's still a sight better than Seth Feder.

Anyone else remember when Universal Championship matches were taken more seriously than the Hart Championship?

You're quite the dancer, Robbie. Do YOU remember when Universal Championship matches were taken more seriously than the Hart Championship? Judging by your last defense, I'm thinking "no".

Also, I'm not the same Engineer. Same name, new great taste!

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **12-27-2019, 03:45 PM**

Oh, you're right.

I tried to lose the Universal Championship, and I am ashamed of that.

Maybe now you get why I look for atonement. I owe this company and these people better.

Better than you, better than any Engineer.

Bring the workload, boss.

Whatever hell I gotta walk through.

Corey Smith · (12-27-2019)

(12-27-2019, 03:45 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Oh, you're right.

I tried to lose the Universal Championship, and I am ashamed of that.

Maybe now you get why I look for atonement. I owe this company and these people better.

Better than you, better than any Engineer.

Bring the workload, boss.

Whatever hell I gotta walk through.

That's the spirit!

Atara Raven · (12-27-2019)

Lame Duck...dafuq

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (12-27-2019)

(12-27-2019, 04:05 PM)Atara Themis Said: Lame Duck...dafuq

Walks like a duck...

Talks like a duck...

Didn't give as many shits about winning the Uni as people do how I got it taken from me, it sure doesn't look like Seth or Jessalyn wanted to win, and Mastermind cares more than you do.

Put in the effort if you wanna take umbrage, darlin'.

Hell, you even gave props to Old Man Feder.

Robbie looks deadass at the camera.

And now you know.

Atara Raven · **12-27-2019, 05:19 PM**

Ooooh, I see. You're one of those quantity over quality types. Fitting I suppose for a man of your girth, maybe if I doused myself in BBQ sauce you would take me more seriously..

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (12-27-2019)

BBQ sauce?

So you admit your wrestling and promos aren't anything compared to how tasty someone finds you?

I'm only kidding, Atara. The players shouldn't make fun of the cheerleaders.

Atara Raven · **12-27-2019, 06:18 PM**

No they shouldn't. Someone has to entertain the masses while you play grab ass in the locker room during halftime

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