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**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (09-05-2019)

A low whirring hums through the air in NONDESCRIPT LOCATION.

A few moments later, Vinnie Lane comes into view aboard his personalized Segway, with tassels on the handlebars and ground effect lighting underneath it. The throwback Sony Walkman sticking out of his fanny pack shows the unmistakable sight of cassette tape wheels spinning inside.

Vinnie mutters along to the song in his ears as he rides up to a platform above a puddle of filth.

"Is this love... that I'm feelin'.. is this the love... that I've been searchin' for..."

When Vinnie comes to a stop, he steps off of his Segway and crouches down in front of the puddle, looking off down the road and watching as Chris Page drives away in a car with a license plate that expired at least five years ago.

He grabs the gleaming golden title belt that he commissioned the creation of just for Robert Main, and shakes his head. Wiping away the grime from the beautiful faceplate and then rubbing the dirt from his hands onto his hot pink zebra striped Zubaz pants, he stands and carries the title to his ride.

"Sorry about that, dude. Page had no right to throw you out here in the gutter like you were Bigg Rigg. He's just mad that he couldn't win you fair and square! Dude wanted to be the reason Main didn't hit that record title reign... I mean, he still didn't hit it, but Page doesn't know that."

Vinnie slings the belt over his shoulder and drops the Segway into SPORT MODE to really get that extra oomph.

"Guess he just knows he can't beat Main OR Soldier, and doesn't want to bother losing in front of everyone. Again. Sad. Oh well, still better than Joe."

Loverboy does a sweet one-wheeled turn and then scoots off down the alleyway behind the dirty tenement building he has no choice but to assume Chris Page lives in.

Chris Page · (09-05-2019)

I fucking love you for that.

Unknown Soldier · (09-05-2019)

”I guess the only thing for him to do now is swerve us all by joining forces with Robert Main and Apex Prophecy! Whoops! Did I forget the spoiler alert? Everyone, please still act surprised!”

Soldier yawns.

Chris Page · (09-05-2019)

If you only had a brain you’d realize real quick not even you are worth that kind of time or attention. Nice try though.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (09-05-2019)

Shane puts his hand over his heart... I hereby promise to act surprised when Main's dumb ass joins up with CCP and they SHOCK THE WORLD by letting their disdain for that silly mid-carder Soldier finally unite them.

Cambyses · (09-05-2019)

You... er... you might wanna put that thing in some boiling water, bossman. And then some bleach. Ew.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (09-05-2019)

good riddance to old trash.. dont let the door hit u in your sorry punk *** ass!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **09-05-2019, 07:22 PM**

(09-05-2019, 07:20 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: good riddance to old trash.. dont let the door hit u in your sorry punk *** ass!

Hmmmm... what word got censored there just before ass?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-05-2019, 07:25 PM**

(09-05-2019, 07:22 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said:
(09-05-2019, 07:20 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: good riddance to old trash.. dont let the door hit u in your sorry punk *** ass!

Hmmmm... what word got censored there just before ass?

rhymes with bag ;)

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **09-05-2019, 07:27 PM**

I... I don't get it.

Shane scratches his gay head, confuzzled.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (09-05-2019)

F A G!

Chris Page · **09-06-2019, 03:16 AM**

Oh Gilly, I’m a F A G yet you’re the grown man running around telling any grown male that will listen to suck his dick? Makes a whole lot of sense you pillow biter.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-06-2019, 03:52 AM**

U cant beat soldier or main so shut it sausage eater

Chris Page · (09-07-2019)

Oh Pete, have you even come CLOSE to doing that yourself? Yeah I didn't think so either. Do yourself a favor and stick to the lower card and let the grown folks worry about the upper card and the Main Events. It is rather amusing that your only retort to being called out for asking grown men to blow you on a daily is "you can't beat soldier or main."... What does that have to do with YOU asking ANY MAN that will listen to suck your dick? Just curious if I missed something.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **09-06-2019, 07:17 AM**

Guys, I think I have ringworm.

Chris Page · **09-06-2019, 10:27 AM**

Sounds like a personal problem.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-07-2019, 08:14 AM**

I got a headache

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