Quote:EDWARD WANTS SHINNY THING! YOU DONT DESERVE SHINNY THING BECAUSE SHINNY THING IS MEANT FOR WARRIOR. SHINNY THING REPRESENT WARRIOR ABILITY ON BATTLEFIELD AND YOU NO WARRIOR. YOU JUST FAKE MAN WITH FAKE HAIR FAKE TAN AND FAKE SENSE OF PRIDE. EDWARD NOT FAKE. EDWARD ONCE KILL 2 BORES WITH JUST HANDS. HOW MANY BORES CAN YOU KILL? EDWARD THINK YOU NEVER KILL A SINGLE BORE. THAT MEAN YOU NOT CONSIDERED MAN. YOU STILL BOY IN MANS BODY OR AS WE SAY YOU CHAKA TULU. CHAKA TULU MEAN YOU HAVE NO PRIDE. CHAKA TULU MEAN YOU HAVE NO SPIRIT. CHAKA TULU MEAN THAT YOU WOULD BE SACIFISED TO KAKAMULU BECAUSE YOU SERVE NO OTHER PURPOSE TO TRIBE. AMERICAN MAN NOT SACRIFICE YOU BECAUSE HE HAVE NO HONOR. THATS WHY KAKAMULU NOT BLESS YOUR LAND. KAKAMULU INSTEAD CURSE YOU ALL. I ON OTHER HAND HAVE KAKALULU BLESSING. YOU NOT COMPREHEND KAKAMULU POWER. KAKAMULU WILL GUIDE EDWARD TO SHINNY THING & YOU TO YOUR DEMISE.

KK: Ok, yo, big boi? First off, you belong in a cave, not a ring. You've just arrived and you're already embarrasing yourself. Sorry to point this out to you so early into your stay here, but a guy like you, like Drezdin, is destined to be nothing more than a j0bber to the stars~~!! XD Sorry to burst your bubble, brah heim, but you're looking at a guy that's going to collect every title in the XWF, no exceptions, and no chance of losing them... at least this time around. I lost the HMW belt before, but I don't plan on doing so again. And as far as the Federweight, maybe if you had a frickin' club or something, you could break it over my head and scurry off with the gold... but dude? Your hands are as weak as a Maverick promo. I want you to realize something-- I am, for all intents and purposes, the new kid on the block. I'm still adjusting to the fact that this company is leagues ahead of the indie and international feds I've worked for in the past. Someone like you, someone like Scully or Dimallisher, someone like you people give the XWF a bad name. I'm ready to steamroll over every nobody that steps in my path, and you're the unlucky one in this case... just another victim. This 'shinny thing' is mine, and so is the HMW strap. And soon? So will be the Xtreme title. I will not stop till I reach the top and that Universal gold is around my beautiful waist. And another thing? There's nothing 'fake' about me, I'm the real f'n deal, buddy!! ^_^ You, on the other hand, are in dire need of a reality check. I mean, killing bores and dinos is one thing, but stepping in the ring with a legit pro wrestler is an entirely differen matter. Bro, I hit the gym every day, pressing like, 2,000 pounds and shit. I don't need bores, I don't need 'Kakamulu', all I need is a shot at greatness and I'll hit the mark every time. Eddie..... sorry about your damn luck, my friend!!! XD