Outlaw?

Son, please. You look like the type of dude to binge watch Son's Of Anarchy on Netflix, all while begging your mom to bring you another couple of Hot Pockets. Are you gonna show me a picture of your Harley, too? And by "your" Harley, I actually mean your "Uncles" Harley. And actually, by "Uncle" I mean the dude that touched your no-no squares when you were in the third grade, who set off this entire little diatribe of you being an "outlaw". Tell me more about how you're looking for justice and how you're going to rid the XWF of the filth. But, sadly, Uncle Sid ain't here my man. The only dude you're fittin' to come to blows with is this man right here. The epitome of real man, the essence of excellence, the real outlaw, Cadryn Tiberius.

It's ironic that I show my true colors and all of a sudden there's already another "outlaw" popping up around here.

Good luck, partner, you'll need it.