The scene opens to NOCMM watching Shaun Crowe's shitty promo and rolling his eyes.

NOCMM: Shut the fuck up, rookie. No one cares about what you're up to. Here's some steps you can take to rectify that.

1. Grab some matches

2. Dig a hole

3. Pay a spic to fill the hole with dirt after you finish the rest of the steps

4. Stand in the hole while holding the matches

5. Light yourself on fire

6. Die

7. Get sent to Hell by my client for being a worthless shitty rookie

NOCMM laughs.

NOCMM: After you've done that a few people will pretend to be sad about your death, and then they'll use it to push their political agenda. Finally someone besides Rookiepool will give a fuck about your worthless rookie ass. The headlines will read "Haha, dumb Trump supporter accidentally kills himself with matches.This is why Trump should be impeached". They won't credit me with the idea because they're fake news outlets. The end. Kill yourself. You would've been more helpful if you said nothing, so go to shitty rookie tag team partner Hell.

NOCMM tells his editor to check at 11:55 PM XWF time to see if either his opponents bothered to keep their word and to post these last two promos in that unlikely event. Then NOCMM goes to sleep as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

Star of The Month (February 2002)
WXC Tag Team Champion x3 (/w Venom Explosion (2), DJ Death)
UWF X-Treme Champion x5
UWF No Limits Champion x2
UWF Tag Team Champion x1 (/w Shaker Jones)
BBCXR Heavyweight Champion x4
SOW World Champion x2
RXW World Champion x1
RXW X-Division Champion x1
NWPW Rapid Division Champion x 3
WFWD Intercontinental Champion x2
XWL United States Champion x2
XWL European Champion x1
XWL Tag Bowl Winner (/w White Abyss)
BLOOD Bleeding Champion x3

All Time Record: 912-32-4
Hero Xtreme Un Record: 0-3-0

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