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In your case, inaction speaks louder than words. - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-01-2017

The scene opens to NOCMM watching Shaun Crowe's shitty promo and rolling his eyes.

NOCMM: Shut the fuck up, rookie. No one cares about what you're up to. Here's some steps you can take to rectify that.

1. Grab some matches

2. Dig a hole

3. Pay a spic to fill the hole with dirt after you finish the rest of the steps

4. Stand in the hole while holding the matches

5. Light yourself on fire

6. Die

7. Get sent to Hell by my client for being a worthless shitty rookie

NOCMM laughs.

NOCMM: After you've done that a few people will pretend to be sad about your death, and then they'll use it to push their political agenda. Finally someone besides Rookiepool will give a fuck about your worthless rookie ass. The headlines will read "Haha, dumb Trump supporter accidentally kills himself with matches.This is why Trump should be impeached". They won't credit me with the idea because they're fake news outlets. The end. Kill yourself. You would've been more helpful if you said nothing, so go to shitty rookie tag team partner Hell.

NOCMM tells his editor to check at 11:55 PM XWF time to see if either his opponents bothered to keep their word and to post these last two promos in that unlikely event. Then NOCMM goes to sleep as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.