02-07-2017, 07:03 AM
Oswald seemed to be out in the land of slumber, but a voice spoke out,
"Kick out!"
So he would, by pushing Scully up off of him and he would get to his feet, looking at Scully
"Brother Scully!
I knew you'd come!"
He turned his head to look for the originator of the voice, and would find what had talked to him, it had been none other than the bramble bush! He looked back to Scully, with that weird smile, baring too much teeth for it to truly be a smile throwing his arms out to the side
"Ohhhh hohhhh ohhhhhh, it seems that even this shrubbery of thorns does not wish to see you as the Champion of X-Treme, Brother Scully! Mmyyesss. However, you tried to take this title away from me! This deed will not go unpunished, Brother Scully!"
He picked up what is left of the two by four, and rammed the sharpened edge of the broken piece, stabbing him with the broken edge
"Much like myself, this broken carcass of a mighty tree shaped into a plank, shall be your undoing!"
He threw it off to the side, before putting Scully's head between his legs
"Prepare, Brother Scully, for you to be DELETED! Mmyesss!"
He hoisted him up onto his shoulders before popping him up and performing The DELETION! and spiking Scully into the bramble bush, only to walk out of it as if nothing happened to him, but as he stepped away, the bush would light on fire and begin to cook Scully alive.
"Thank you, Johnathan! Don't kill him, but make sure he is cooked medium-well!
Brother Scully, you may now consider yourself, OBSOLETE! Mmyesss!"
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