After careful consideration over a whole year, I have decided to reevaluate and attempt another pin.

"I'm going to C.Diff all over your face, bitch."

Can you please give me some feedback? Thanks.

TG.

CAN YOU HEAR THE SCREAMS?

Soldier kicks out.

"Where the hell have you been for an entire year? Coming up with this lame ass pin attempt? I'm seriously hoping that this isn't the best thing you could come up with while spending the entire year in the bathroom, most likely in the tub itself bathing in your own mess, tending to your diseased fecal matter problem. Here's some feedback for ya, turn that water on in there while your at it and take a fucking bath for SATAN! sake, and make sure you douche your taint you fucking pussy. Yeah, I can hear the screams. Everyone can hear the fucking screams, that's sort of the definition of a scream, ya know, something that is loud. If someone can't scream loud enough, then they should get a fucking rape whistle or some bear mace, to keep your giant disease plagued asshole away from them. So, if you don't want to look and smell like Charlie Brown's friend Pig Pen, then rub some soap between your ass cheeks and let the garden hose pour over your head for a little while."

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Soldier kicks out.

"Shut the fuck up, don't you know I smoke trees for a living!"

Well this got weird. Good to see Girard is still right on top of things as usual.

Winner - Unknown Soldier

"Don't fucking blame me for this. I'm too busy trying to manage Savage to count these fucking pins. Besides, I thought another failure of a person was going to try and pin Soldier."

Reaching into his pocket, Girard takes out 7,000 xbux and throws it at Soldier for a defense well-done. Yes, he literally throws the xbux onto him.

"Fagot."

Girard then walks off to oversee any progress made on Savage for the next event.

C. Diff sees Girard and gets all up on him.


"Gotcha! Hey Soldier, you jealous, nigga? Bet you wish yo' pale ass could get some of this sweet, sweet, Diff, huh? But you CAIN'T. Cuz you's a BITCH."


C. Diff gets in Girard's nose and mouth.


"DIFFED!"