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~~Rain~~ · **04-16-2016, 01:43 AM**

Frodo is walking along the city sidewalk wearing a Superman tee when THWIP... a Batarang hits the wall right in front of him, embedding itself in the plaster. Frodo turns his head... he finds a figure lurking in the shadows on the other side of the street.

"I AM...........THE DARK KNIGHT!!!"

Frodo scratches his head, as the figure's eyes begin to glow brightly.

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The figure rushes across the street, evading traffic as raIn e pours down from the heavens above. The figure is wearing a full-body Batman suit, and Frodo is stunned for a split second as the glowing eyes lock onto his..... GORE! GORE! GORRREEE!!! "Bats" spears "Supes" through the thin wall of the furniture store, landing them both on a queen-sized bed. The cloaked crusader removes his mask, revealing himself to be Reeve. BatReeve smiles down at Frodo, who lays beneath him.

"Open your mouth, and close your eyes, cuz here comes a big surprise!"

Reeve sticks his tongue down Frodo's throat and locks in the Kiss of Death mandible tongue submission hold. Frodo slowly loses conciousness, as BatReeve pins him, his hair fallen over SuperFro's face. Oddly, instead of tossing them out, the store manager pulls off his work shirt to reveal a ref tee, before counting the fall;

1................................

2......................................................................

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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (04-17-2016)

Frodo shits himself! Yes, straight up evacuates his bowels into his Captain Planet Vintage Underoos. Deal with it mother fuckers. He evacuates them shits with a massive thwoomp and and the smell revives him. He pushes Reeve off of him and kicks out.

"Look, I made a Maverick"

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