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**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **03-04-2016, 06:32 PM**

Shane

is shown sitting behind his magnificent golden desk with the infamous "Shane's Golden Potato" sat in the middle of it.

We need to get this baby back in the shop so the world can finally see what happens when somebody uses this thing...

Shane pets the golden potato like it's a kitty as he turns his attention to more serious matters. Behind Shane, a picture of Tyrone Jackson appears on the backdrop, looking smug and ignorant and black... as always.

It is with great pleasure I announce to the masses that the rude, ignorant jiggy known as Tyrone has officially LEFT THE BUILDING.

At that point, Shane pushes a button on his golden chair's golden arm and a big bloody red X appears over Tyrone Jackson's face!

For those of you who are too stupid to pay attention to the XWF's weekly show, Warfare, you probably had no idea that the masses had spoken up and made a demand I simply could not ignore!

The people made it very clear that when they look at Tyrone, they're really thinking about and wishing for Frodo. I can't imagine why this sudden movement to replace Tyrone with Frodo took on such strong momentum so quickly, but as the greatest owner in XWF and CCWF history... yes the CCWF had other owners too... I hereby make it official!

Ladies and gentlemen, as Frodo announced live at the opening of Warfare, THE BIG DICK PLAYA is deep in that management fold and Tyrone IS OUTTA HERE! Bye blacky!

An animation of Frodo's giant dick busts through Tyrone's face and an obnoxious amount of blood and semen are shown all over Tyrone's face for a few seconds. Awesome special effects Shane has on his little backdrop monitor thingy! After a couple more seconds, BAM, the new GM of Warfare is shown wearing a magnificent aqua blue suit with "BIG DICK MANAGA" embroidered in white on the left side of his chest. Shane turns to the screen behind him and starts talking as if Frodo can hear him...

Now, Frodo, after the damage that silly spook did to our show, I expect you to run a clean and smooth operation and clear the way of any problems as Warfare prepares for the coming RETURN of...

Static...

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **03-04-2016, 06:40 PM**

"You've got it, boss."

John_Black · **03-04-2016, 07:43 PM**

(03-04-2016, 06:40 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "You've got it, boss."

Congrats in being the main dog of Warfare, just hope you don't end up like that negga Tyrone "burying" other talents by hogging the spotlight, or else i'll take you out myself... ya hear?

But still, make Warfare great to your abilities.

Thomas Girard · **03-04-2016, 07:57 PM**

"Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say. Tyrone? Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Fagot."

St. Diabolicus · **03-04-2016, 08:19 PM**

Fuck.

Alexis Riot · **03-04-2016, 08:28 PM**

Good fucking riddance.

Thomas Girard · **03-04-2016, 08:31 PM**

(03-04-2016, 08:28 PM)Alexis Riot Said: Good fucking riddance.

"See, this bitch knows what's up. If she wasn't so putain incompétent, I might've actually liked her."

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **03-04-2016, 08:40 PM**

"Ssshut up

" ass bitch!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (03-04-2016)

"Let's fix Warfare, guys. Can we fix it? Yes we can!"

Mr Killjoy · **03-04-2016, 09:39 PM**

Being a fellow brotha, I was rooting for Tyrone at the start and wanted him to do well, but unfortunately that power got to his head so I suppose this is for the best. Although I'm a a bit surprised at Frodo being his replacement, he STILL does the Doctor D'viles biding, so putting him in the charge.. yeah absolutely nothing can go wrong with that right? I smell an Asylum come back.

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (03-04-2016)

(03-04-2016, 09:39 PM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: I smell an Asylum come back.

Nah man that's just cow shit from the fertilizer factory the XWF HQ is stationed next to because #lowcostofficespace.

Alexis Riot · (03-06-2016)

So Socio, how's the sex change going for ya?

Nico LaVey · **03-04-2016, 11:18 PM**

(03-04-2016, 09:44 PM)4 x Better Luca Arzegotti Said:
(03-04-2016, 09:39 PM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: I smell an Asylum come back.

Nah man that's just cow shit from the fertilizer factory the XWF HQ is stationed next to because #lowcostofficespace.

OOC: I'd be up for a new, revamped version of The Asylum. Hell, I'd love to try to work that in with Nico's character, where, despite his arrogance, he's taking orders from D'Ville. D'Ville could even belittle him by comparing him to my previous character, He-Who-Shall-Not-Ever-Win.

Are you sure it's not just the leftover shit in your mustache after rimming that fat chick?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (03-05-2016)

good riddance but id rather have the OLD gm's back rather than Fromo

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **03-05-2016, 07:12 AM**

"No Asylum. Not listening to Doc, either. Turns out, he's a dolphin rapist. Who wants to hang out with a nigga that rapes Dolphins? Maybe Trax would, I dunno."

Fontanna · **03-05-2016, 07:23 AM**

Of course Tyrone quits after I challenge his punk ass to a match with a future title shot on the line. Well fuck it looks like I need to hit up my boy Frodo for that title shot! What ya say Frodo? Can you put me in line for a shot at a singles belt bro?

Scully · **03-05-2016, 12:23 PM**

"You should all be thanking me, you ungrateful fucks! I'm the reason Tyrone ran away.
Frodo, how's your achy break balls?"

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **03-05-2016, 01:21 PM**

"He didn't run away, Scully. He was terminated. Big difference."

~~Shade~~ · **03-05-2016, 01:33 PM**

Watches in Silence

Scully · (03-05-2016)

(03-05-2016, 01:21 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "He didn't run away, Scully. He was terminated. Big difference."

"Nah, he ran away. Saying he was terminated is just a way for the XWF to try and make it look better for them. I mean, if the truth was told, which I'm doing now by the way, having an XWF superstar beating the holy bejesus out of the GM doesn’t look good. It didn't look good that he was going around and bitch slapping people. He ran away and the XWF can't let themselves look bad, they employed a GM who abused his power, got his ass whooped then ran away. Great choice there! The fact is he didn't get terminated, he got Scullanated!

Oh and don't use that word again, Frodo.. BIG! Like you know anything about that.

I don't know why having a midget in charge is any better though? We go from a black man to a little, piece of turd. It's one extreme to another.

Shane sort ya spuds out man!"

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · **03-05-2016, 07:51 PM**

(03-05-2016, 02:21 PM)Rebel Star Said: Watches in loudness.

I heard that shit.

drezdin5788 · **03-06-2016, 12:49 PM**

I thought i would never see the day that I say see ya later to Tyrone and have Frodo as management and in charge.....

Holy fucking shit,,,,,,,,,,,,

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