Damn baby gurl, Pest was right about you. Those wrinkles got you looking like the sides of a volcano after all the lava finished running down and making those big groovy things down it. Honey pie that just ain't cool on my block. Here's some face cream for that ass, courtesy of The Mox!

Dean squirts a bunch of white goo in Alexis' face and tosses the tube away before we can see what it was. Alexis is screaming in pain as smoke rises up off her face.
He pins her as his friend Kyle, age range 8-10, comes running up with a YoYo that he starts pinging Alexis in the forehead with while she's getting pinned!

Alexis is able to wipe most of the goo off of her face and avoids severe damage to her face before getting pinned. She then kicks out, picks up McGovern, and hits THAT CHIGAGO MOVE, laying him out!

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Alexis then runs off once again,

Rapist zombies, old men, now a child molester! What's next?


KICKOUT.

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Accomplishments:
1 Time X-Treme Champion
Snow Job Gauntlet Winner