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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 01:54 PM**

(08-16-2015, 12:36 PM)The Reverend Tholomew Plague Said: I know how you feel Steve (referring to last game)

Shut up, serial killer. Go kill Lane again.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-16-2015, 02:05 PM**

If there is one thing I hate more then anything else it is a liar so let me regard to you in this manner

There is no possible way I could've killed Mr. Lane

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 02:36 PM**

How can we know that? You're obsessed with bad things, you're shady as fuck, and Shane from Walking Dead is still utter shit. We can't trust you.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-16-2015, 02:42 PM**

Your "logic" does not phase me Godfather frodo

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 02:45 PM**

Tell me, how can we trust you? Give us a reason, instead of being shady as fuck?

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-16-2015, 02:47 PM**

How about the fact that I was right about vinnie last round, how about that fact that I've stuck to Oaktree being the sk this whole time

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 04:56 PM**

(08-16-2015, 02:47 PM)The Reverend Tholomew Plague Said: How about the fact that I was right about vinnie last round, how about that fact that I've stuck to Oaktree being the sk this whole time

You were right at the end. You were all over whoever the popular vote was at the time before that. Just like at the end you distanced yourself from Sharpe and company. You're on Oaktree as a way to cover your tracks. You're not giving real evidence to make yourself look less shady. I'm telling you guys, I'm going to get murdered by this douche real soon. If I do, kill him. For Lome.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-16-2015, 06:12 PM**

I can promise you you will not be killed by me, and if I gave any legit evidence I would be screwed

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 06:16 PM**

You keep saying that like it's going to make me believe you. You're like Isles trying to convince us that the character isn't gay.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-16-2015, 06:21 PM**

How about this Frodo, I give you all my Xbux if you actually die to me tonight

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 06:42 PM**

You don't have enough to bribe me. And at this point, up I'll just kill Oaktree to throw us off. Or Samuels. You bring piece of teenage angst. You disgust me.

Game Girl · **08-16-2015, 06:44 PM**

(08-16-2015, 06:42 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: You don't have enough to bribe me. And at this point, up I'll just kill Oaktree to throw us off. Or Samuels. You bring piece of teenage angst. You disgust me.

Will you now?

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-16-2015, 06:47 PM**

Well this is awkward

Game Girl · **08-16-2015, 06:52 PM**

(08-16-2015, 04:56 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: You were all over whoever the popular vote was at the time before that.

Also this is hilarious.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 06:53 PM**

Well, shit, typo. I'd never kill you OakPee. Besides, I'm not competent enough to actually murder anyone.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 06:54 PM**

I also started the vote McBride train, as a joke! And look at how bitch boy jumped on it. My rationale wasn't even close to serious. Then I switched to OakPee, but for real, Rev is shady as fuck.

Game Girl · **08-16-2015, 06:54 PM**

Obviously, but calling out Rev for switching his votes a few times is pretty fucking dumb considering you switched your vote as much as he did.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 06:57 PM**

No, I meant last game. Because he used last game as reason for trusting him this game. He said last game he was right about Lane, which is true, he was right when odds were in his favour, but before that he was just nut riding until the numbers were low enough. Which means, last game doesn't help his case. It just shows that he's going to murder you in your sleep.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-16-2015, 06:57 PM**

I can guarantee you neither of you die to me tonight, on the other who starts a lynching as a joke......talk about shady as fuck

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 07:01 PM**

I do, because I said McBride did it while high. Something that no one except you would take seriously. And you only did it because someone else said it. Why'd you vote for him, then?

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-16-2015, 07:10 PM**

Vote for mc, to get the game moving

Kirk MacClay · **08-16-2015, 07:35 PM**

It's Night Phase. No voting.

Guppy Parsh · **08-16-2015, 07:44 PM**

All kills on me please.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-16-2015, 08:03 PM**

(08-16-2015, 07:35 PM)Kirk MacClay Said: It's Night Phase. No voting.

No no Kirk, he asked why I voted for McBride and that was my answer

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-16-2015, 08:15 PM**

Oh come on now McBride don't take it personally

Kirk MacClay · **08-16-2015, 08:47 PM**

As the night begins, the moon rises high into the sky to light up the grounds. Mankind is sitting alone pulling on his hair with one hand. The other is holding and lifting a rat.

â€œEveryone is trying to get me George! They all want to get Mankind! Itâ€™s so strange that they would pick on a guy like me. Thereâ€™s nothing wrong with me, George! NOTHING!â€

As Mankind begins to squeal, the reflection of moonlight reflects upon a steel chair before it swings forward and connects with the forehead knocking him out cold.

ELSEWHEREâ€¦

â€œYouâ€™re going to give him the title tonight, goddamnit!â€

The abrasive voice of Vincent Kennedy McMahon breaks the darkness as Triple H and Steve Austin are sitting before him in two recliners. Austin is holding his title on his shoulder and is eyeing Vince with disdain.

â€œTell me Vince. What would be better? The Rattlesnake loses to The Game on SmackDown or The Game triumphs over Rattlesnake at Summerslam?â€

Vince leans back and ponders this as Triple H just nods.

â€œHeâ€™s got a point, Vinny. Itâ€™ll be a great angle if we can do that instead of tonight. I know you want to pop Smackdownâ€™s ratings but this isnâ€™t the way.â€

Vince grumbles to himself. He leans forward about to open his mouth whenâ€¦

The lights go out!

The sounds of shuffling and fighting is heard before one gunshot goes off. The sound of a large instrument being drug across the floor is heard.

A few moments pass.

The light comes on to reveal Triple H and Steve Austin are gutted. Vince is leaning back in his chair with a bullet through his head. Brain matter has scattered across the back wall and his chair. Standing in the room holding the gun is none other than The Godfather.

Shawn Michaels is the man who just entered the room carrying what appears to be smelling salts. Godfather looks at him and looks terrified to be holding a gun. He quickly fumbles the gun upon seeing Shawn!

â€œWhoa, HBSizzle! I didnâ€™t bust a cap in his ass! I swear!â€

â€œSo uhhâ€¦ you were just holding a murderous weapon then?â€

â€œYeah man!â€

â€œWell in that caseâ€¦â€

Shawn rushes him quickly and nails a lightning quick Sweet Chin Music sending Godfather backwards and hitting his head on the bookshelf behind him. As he grumbles about his head and twists around, HBK approaches the dead Triple H and begins rubbing smelling salts under his nose. To no avail of course, HBK stands up and begins pondering what to do next. He snaps his fingers and takes a step back.

â€œI think Iâ€™m cuteâ€¦ I know Iâ€™m sexyâ€¦ Iâ€™ve got the looksâ€¦ That drives the girls wildâ€¦â€

Triple H begins to stir at this ritualistic melody. He gets to his feet and is seemingly healed!

â€œShawnâ€¦â€

â€œYeah Hunter?â€

â€œâ€¦youâ€™re not driving any girls wild, man.â€

â€œHunterâ€¦ that just hurt my feelings.â€

â€œYeahâ€¦ well Iâ€™ve got two words for you.â€

â€œIt sure better be â€˜thankâ€™ and â€˜you.â€™â€

The two friends hug as it fades to black.

ELSEWHEREâ€¦

The masked maniac is shown in a jail cell without his pet George. Heâ€™s sitting on the bench staring ahead as the light shines through the one window of the jail cell. It hits the floor about a foot away from Mankind. A shadowy figure is shown standing outside of the bars.

â€œWhere is George?â€

â€œNuhuhuh! Not until you answer my questions.â€

â€œWHERE IS HE YOU SICK FREAK!?â€

â€œWhoa! Hold the hell up! Who do you think youâ€™re talking to?â€

Kurt Angle steps out of the shadows and towards the bars. He holds up his medallion.

â€œIâ€™m a freaking gold medalist! Youâ€™re the sick freak in a cage because wellâ€¦ you know why.â€

â€œPlease just give me George back.â€

â€œYou want George back?â€

â€œYES!â€

â€œHere.â€

Kurt Angle throws the rat into the cell and it scurries over to Mankind and climbs up into his lap. Mankind begins petting it.

â€œNow tell me what I want to know.â€

â€œYouâ€™re going to have to come in here and get up close and personal if you want the info.â€ Mankind practically growls.

â€œWell I guess you donâ€™t want Mr. Socko thenâ€¦â€

â€œMr. â€“â€œ

Mankind suddenly realizes that his favorite hand-sock was now taken from him. He grabs the bench and hurls it at the bars! It slams against them before sliding down.

â€œMy, what big arms you have Grandma. You want your sock? Itâ€™s right there on the window sill.â€

Mankindâ€™s eyes turn to it as he leaps to the window from across the cell. As he enters the moonlight, he begins to change into a grotesque being with puffs of fur exiting the slits in his shirt from growing. His already unkempt hair begins growing even more and his face becomes a furry scene as the mask seems to be the only identifiable thing left. Mankind turns towards Kurt Angle and growls.

â€œYOU DARE TOUCH MY SOCKO!?! AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!â€

The Werewolf begins to howl in fury before lunging towards the bar.

BLAM! BLAM! BLAMBLAMBLAM!

The Werekind begins laughing until he looks down and sees blood flowing. He wimpers before falling backwards in a heap. Angle spits into the cell as he puts his gun away.

â€œYou bet your ass I have silver bullets. Only a Brit would have some knock off.â€

END OF NIGHT TWO

DEAD - Steve Austin - Role Cop - Ghost Tank
DEAD - Vince McMahon - Tracker - Dick E.
DEAD - Mankind - Werewolf - Rev. Tholomew Plague

BEGIN DAY TWO!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-16-2015, 08:54 PM**

Well, shit I was wrong. Since Samuels was so heavy into investigating OakTree before death, vote Oaktree.

Guppy Parsh · **08-16-2015, 08:57 PM**

Vote - Oakpee

Our tracker saw him target Vinnie. We should've lynched him yesterday.

Morbid Angel · **08-16-2015, 09:33 PM**

Oaktree. because he looks dirty. NIGGA TAKE A BATH!

**08-16-2015, 09:43 PM**

It's not Oketree. It's Davyy

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **08-16-2015, 11:23 PM**

[b]Vote - Oaktree

Game Girl · **08-17-2015, 08:25 AM**

Yeah, this looks pretty bad. But I'm telling you I didn't kill Vinnie or anyone else, I do know what you did last night Guppy and I also know you targeted Vinnie for something besides killing him, and I'm fairly certain you're innocent. My vote goes to Calix. Again, not much to go on and right now all fingers are pointed at me and for not a terrible reason so... Yeah.

Just know this, if you lynch me and it's proven I'm innocent. Keep an eye on Calix and Morbid.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-17-2015, 08:31 AM**

I dunno, I don't think Scorpio would kill anyone. He's a good guy. And Morbid, come on. Dude's harmless. How could you blame them?

Game Girl · **08-17-2015, 08:33 AM**

Because I'm actually good at this game.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-17-2015, 09:28 AM**

Yeah, if you wanna look hella shady, you're good. If you wanna look innocent, not so much.

Game Girl · **08-17-2015, 09:40 AM**

Go ahead and tell me how I can prove I'm not the killer or mafia then without saying my role. I've tried helping but everyone is stuck on me being one of the killers because Sammy tracked me. Here's a hint, more than one person can visit one person. For instance Guppy could have visited Lane the same night, Calix could have, Morbid could have and you could have. We all could have. Right now I'm thinking it's Calix or Morbid, but you pop up with a dumb defense for them and that makes you shady as fuck for protecting them.

Calix · **08-17-2015, 09:41 AM**

Keeping my vote the same as last time, Oaktree.

Also I wasn't the one Samuels was trying to get lynched before he ended up dead, just saying.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-17-2015, 09:58 AM**

(08-17-2015, 09:40 AM)Game Girl Said: Go ahead and tell me how I can prove I'm not the killer or mafia then without saying my role. I've tried helping but everyone is stuck on me being one of the killers because Sammy tracked me. Here's a hint, more than one person can visit one person. For instance Guppy could have visited Lane the same night, Calix could have, Morbid could have and you could have. We all could have. Right now I'm thinking it's Calix or Morbid, but you pop up with a dumb defense for them and that makes you shady as fuck for protecting them.

I said I don't believe they're guilty because I trust them. You gave no real defense besides, "wasn't me. Was him." Like Scorp said, you're the one who Samuels was on, you're the one who didn't have a good defense then, and now he's dead. Either someone is really trying to frame you, and you're going with it because you're the Joker, or you're the killer. I don't think you're mafia. I've got an idea for those guys, but you're definitely a killer.

Game Girl · **08-17-2015, 10:02 AM**

Last ditch effort. I swear on Dizzy's life that I'm innocent.

Kirk MacClay · **08-17-2015, 10:04 AM**

CURRENT VOTE:

Matthew Oaktree - 6 (Frodo Smackins, Morbid Angel, Calix, Steve Davids, Guppy Parsh)
Calix - 1 (Matthew Oaktree)
Steve Davids - 1 (Michael McBride)

With 12 available voters, it'll take 7 to lynch.

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