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Unknown Soldier · **03-28-2013, 09:38 AM**

There's no time to discriminate,
Hate every motherfucker
That's in your way

Here it is.

It's what you always wanted me to admit everyone, since the day I set foot in the XWF.

I admit it.

I am Cyren.

Or rather, I am Cyren re-incarnated.

He fucked Blair Sully years ago, impregnated that filthy whore, and now we have Unknown Soldier.

Believe it or not, will just go with it since everyone's starting to think it anyway.

Yes, I'm well aware that Soldier has had sexual relations with Blair (his mother) as well.

Cyren would have it no other way.

...and this is the way I intend to repay him.

Welcome psychopaths, sickos, freaks, and Cyren; to another episode of pure insanity and madness known as 'Butt Fuck-a-Palooza' performed by 'The Beautiful People' of the XWF! and I'm your host, as always, the prince of darkness himself... SATAN! Today, we are here to touch on a subject that has laid dormant since the inception of Unknown Soldier in the XWF. The Cyren issue. Yes, it's true that only one man that has ever walked through the XWF can near comparison of the grotesque, filthy, and degenerate low life promos that are being aired daily by my client and current XWF superstar, Unknown Soldier. But many in the past and most recently, John Madison, have brought it upon themselves to push the issue of comparing him to long time XWF legend Cyren, as if we were one in the same person. I'm here to tell you all first hand that is 100% completely accurate! Let's not forget that Cyren is a 4 time Universal champion, and the man who drove the impurity that existed from the XWF to a land of mediocrity and self loathing. But I'm certainly not here to blow smoke up his ass, I'm here to show the world, and specifically John Madison, precisely how his insults draw no effect. How will I manage to do that and pay homage to my predecessor? That's the easiest answer I've had to give in my entire life. All I have to do is simply....

RAPE CYREN!

That's right, I'm going to rape Cyren as a sign of mutual respect we have for one another. Now, many of you.... 'normal' people we like to call you, would assume that rape meant that I intend to degrade Cyren, that my gruesome little spectators, is exactly where you would be wrong. Rape amongst 'The Beautiful People' like Cyren and myself, is just another way of having fun. Infant murder, bodily fluids, hell even full on defecation still isn't enough to excite our stimuli. Because we live in a world where we refuse to restrict our lives to guidelines, or inside a box where we are limited to a world of 'boredom.' If you need some guidance on that subject, see article "John Madison promo" filed under "Pathetic attempts to insult Unknown Soldier" Is this why you have grouped me inside with the likes of Cyren and Blair Sully, huh John? No, No, I'm sure the explanation you would give is similar to what I've heard, and I'm sure Cyren has heard over and over again. "Filth is not funny or entertaining.

Well, will just have to see about that? Shall we?"

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"Butt Fuck-A-Palooza"

We open our scene to a lovely, provocative, and interesting display of what appears to be the inside of a strip club. A strip club known as 'The Beautiful People's Club.' Primarily shown in darkness, with the exception of small disco ball and strobe lights flashing throughout this small night club. One stage, a bar, and one long row of chairs known as 'sniffer's row' directly in front of the stage is the only seating in the entire place. The owner of this night club, none other than Shane

, steps up to greet the two sloppy rejects that stumbled inside his gentleman's club, Unknown Soldier and Greggo.

Shane

: "Welcome back, Dante! It's been far too long since I last seen you here and you've finally brought my good friend Greggo as well."

nods at Greggo.

Unknown Soldier: "Where's he at?"

He asks with no hesitation and a deep sense of sincerity in his voice.

Shane

points to a blow up doll down in the front row seat that has Cyren's face stapled from a piece of printer paper onto the head portion of it. Soldier smiles and takes off backstage. He disappears from view which gives Greggo an opportunity to turn and ask

...

Greggo: "Does he know it's not real?"

Here was that sex crazed freak Greggo, finally stating the obvious and keeping pace in a conversation for once.

Shane

: "Not yet, I can't bear to tell him that Cyren and Blair have retired yet? Anyways, I've got to get out of here before the show starts."

Greggo turns to Shane and states the obvious again.

Greggo: "What show?"

Shane

: "Sit back, relax, and enjoy yourself. There was a time when I once enjoyed this type of smut myself, but now I'm a changed man. 'The Beautiful People's Club' is no longer my 'cup-o-tea' but I'm sure you'll fit right in. Get him good and fucked up to ensure the Black Circle wins on Sunday Night."

With that

pats Greggo on the back and makes his exit through the front door where the two mongrels came tumbling in from. The doors close and almost like it was planned that way, the stripper music starts instantaneously. Make up whatever type of stripper song you please, whether it's of the Chippendale's, 'unce unce unce unce' gay variety, or some Whitney Houston signing from 'The Bodyguard' effect. Pretty much any kind of tune to help your brain escape from the homosexual horrors you are about to witness

Greggo leans back in his chair and watches from behind as a red curtain appears to display a very disturbing sight indeed. Unknown Soldier was lavishly dressed in a bright pink thong with his junk still hanging out the side So really, the thong served no purpose. He also brandished a pair of six inch heels with diamonds that shined for everyone to see. At this point Greggo can no longer restrain himself sitting in the back and immediately leaps down to sit next to 'blow up doll' Cyren.

Soldier's moves as a stripper are quite professional indeed. The 'slide down the pole' routine, click the heels in mid air, bending over to shake his derriere in front of both Greggo and Cyren 'blow up dolls' face. The typical stripper moves we've all come to know and love over the years. Think of your favorite right now and imagine Unknown Soldier standing on the table in front of you performing it. This is the pleasantries that both 'blow up doll' Cyren and Greggo get to indulge within.

Greggo has taken it upon himself to begin smoking crystal methamphetamine in a glass pipe, why not? If it helps you enjoy the show it seems perfectly logical to smoke meth now. Unfortunately, when he passes the bowl to 'blow up doll' Cyren it drops to the ground and shatters into millions of pieces. It's a very, very sad day when you realize that someone has 'skipped' the rotation. Cyren could not pass it back...

But the two of them could still fuck the plastic holes that existed on blow up doll and that's exactly what they intend to do. Greggo flings the doll on stage...

Unknown Soldier: Now it's Cyren's turn to dance!

Greggo has to break the news.

Greggo: Soldier, I hate to say it but Cyren isn't with us anymore.

Soldier seems hardly phased by this announcement.

Unknown Soldier: "Oh well, let's have sex with him anyways."

Greggo: "You mean, the doll that looks like Cyren?"

Unknown Soldier: "Yeah whatever, FUCK CYREN! Let's just get to the sex!"

Greggo: "My momma always said, sex matters before feelings and so therefore, I agree!"

The two men and the blow up doll engage in ruthless hours of sexual intercourse that was filmed and turned into a gay pornography called "Butt Fuck-A-Palooza, which we will show you now....

Wait....... I'm not that much like Cyren.....

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Unknown Soldier: "Why else would John Madison force the grouping or analogy of myself to Cyren? Hmm, let's think about the subject for a second? We are sick bastards whose gimmicks have now failed us? Or so he thinks... Do I got that right? Yet, then proclaiming that you think you've finally 'topped' us in sickness and depravity? Let's take a look at the fact that you pointed out Cyren and I stated the same thing about your whole 'urination escapade' you've been on recently. It's not literally that I intended to mimic his words, but rather I thought the exact same thing as him. "Piss? Urine? Wow, really... That's all you got?" That's what you think is depraving? And... since you so conveniently made the analogy of him to me I can only assume that you have grouped us together as the former 'shock artists' of the XWF, which you claim to have taken over."

Unknown Soldier: "I could have almost telepathically communicated Cyren with an empathetical, "Is this guy seriously thinking this is a good insult?" It's pathetic really, that you say eight months ago people would have gave a damn about Unknown Soldier and Cyren, but now your the new pistol whipping 'shock rocker' of the town. So, what your saying now is that the XWF universe either prefers your antics or that what you say is going to 'one up' me. Yet, you've conveniently stated that Cyren and I ONCE mattered and so you haven't quite made the link that we have. Which is why we laugh at your feeble attempts to be 'like us.' Your response was to go have a hissy fit in your recent promo and shout out a bunch of terrible trash talk. Don't let our insults make you cry, John?"

Unknown Soldier: "I don't need to use many insults, you've already done enough insulting of yourself. What I aim to present to you is facts and here they are...

Fact: John Madison presents the argument that the only thing that actually 'matter's' that Soldier accomplished was becoming the United SATAN! Champion.

What he failed to mention is that Soldier accomplished that feat by beating the man John Madison couldn't.... TWICE!

Fact: This caused John Madison to look at Unknown Soldier and say... "That's what I have to become to win in this industry." So he shacked up with

, like Soldier was during his potato loving days, and decided to turn into this raving lunatic who chops off people's heads and claims to be 'disgusting.' He's been pissing on people since his days back when he was matched up against Jaymz Dante. So yes John, both of us have been repetitive in nature. I drink blood and fuck goats, you piss in people's faces. It's all part of the gimmick. I get it. But what I don't understand is why you've decided to group me with Cyren and use that as leverage against me, and than try to be EXACTLY LIKE US! We both see it, the whole XWF SEES IT!

Unknown Soldier: "Are you upset because you don't fit in? It appears that way to me and I can only assume Cyren as well. Cyren and I both look at Shane

and can only say "So, this is whom you've chosen to lead the Black Circle? This wannabe?" Shane can do better, it's a shame your the best he could do...

Unknown Soldier: "I have more important things to do than run the Black Circle. Like smoke meth, rape goats, and worship SATAN! of course."

Unknown Soldier: "Let's now discuss 'The Blood Lust' that you stated was out of date. I guess you failed to realize why it still exists before you started rambling on about it? Why is that you say? Because the prescription STILL has not been filled! Let's take a look at all the former members who have miraculously 'vanished' after being placed on top of the Lust....

Third Wall

Blacklisted

Kimberleigh Alves
Johnny Cable
Tax
and most recenly JP Corino

The list of the former "Luster's" goes on and on and on....

Unknown Soldier: "As soon as he finally gets to feast on his top Lust than maybe the prescriptions from Doctor SATAN! will disappear? But I doubt it, as long as blood flows in the XWF their will always be a Lust for Soldier to consume it. John, you seem to be the only one foolish enough to stick around after being 'targeted.' So I congratulate you on being the first person I get to consume from the top of my list! The anxious Unknown Soldier fans stand waiting to see the result. Perhaps I'll shove my hand up your ass, rip out your spine, and eat the fat off your ribs like a barbeque cook out? The possibilities are endless so I guess will just have to see how I feel when the time comes. I'm not sure what will happen when the "Blood Rage" kicks in. In case you were wondering that's the side effects of me injecting Goat's Blood aka 'Roid Rage.'

Unknown Soldier: "I didn't become who I was today to avoid vicious verbal attacks from people like you as a form of 'protection.' I did it because this is who I am! This is the person I have become and I'm damn fucking proud of it. It's not my fault if your insults are not good enough to combat me."

Unknown Soldier: I'm going to end this promo by stating the obvious. For years, Cyren was known as the most sick and vile disgrace for a human being that the XWF has ever seen. To which, I proudly carry on the torch of being the sickest bastard since his departure. John Madison and the rest of the world is going to continue grouping the two of us together, so I decided we might as well give it a name.

We are 'The Beautiful People'

Unknown Soldier: "We are the ones who dare push the boundaries of sanity and realism. We are the ones faced daily with the degradation of the rest of the world as they continue to try and understand us. John still can't figure it out. Here's the thing John, you either got it, or you don't. You my good sir, do not.

This is my Ode to Cyren.

This is our lives.

We are 'The Beautiful People.'

We have, and always will be the best the XWF has to offer.

John Madison is a joke.

Skeet Skeet on John Madison!

Skeet Skeet on him Cyren!

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