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Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick.
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#1
01-06-2015, 11:47 AM

"Who wants Vinnie's dick? I've kept in on ice so it's shriveled but still fine. A fine piece for every occasion, use it as a doorstop. Wear as an accessory to show how much better you are than Vinnie Lane. Anything! Starting bid is 5,000 xbux."

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#2
01-06-2015, 11:50 AM

"Hey, at least it isn't mine. $7,500."

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#3
01-06-2015, 02:25 PM

"Fuck it! This is taking too long. Going once!"

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#4
01-06-2015, 02:27 PM

"You impatient son of a bitch."

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#5
01-06-2015, 02:30 PM

"I know, I know. I've got shit to do today though. You understand."

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#6
01-06-2015, 02:43 PM

"I understand, what with the Morbid Angel fight and the needs of Better Todd. Hey, if Pest doesn't get it, I'm happy."

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#7
01-06-2015, 03:23 PM

"Going twice."

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#8
01-06-2015, 03:25 PM

I'm surprised Peter isn't bidding. He spent 27K on his, which would mean mine's worth at least 50.

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#9
01-06-2015, 03:26 PM

"I know, right? I feel like I'm stealing this."

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#10
01-06-2015, 03:29 PM

I really don't want Knight to touch my penis. It's already awkward in Underground meetings when I catch him checking out my bulge.

I'll give you $7,501.

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#11
01-06-2015, 03:31 PM

"More of a clit now, but whatever."

"$7,502. because even numbers are better than Lane's odd."

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#12
01-06-2015, 03:31 PM

(01-06-2015, 03:29 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: I really don't want Knight to touch my penis. It's already awkward in Underground meetings when I catch him checking out my bulge.

I'll give you $7,501.

"Five hundred and ONE! Get the fuck out of here!"

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#13
01-06-2015, 03:32 PM

"Knight still with the highest bid."

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#14
01-06-2015, 03:42 PM

"Hmmmm... to assist Lane by bidding an extra 600 xbux for him, or not to help him. That is the question."

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#15
01-06-2015, 03:49 PM

"Don't you have a match against him next week? You probably shouldn't be helping him, you fucking moron."

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#16
01-06-2015, 04:06 PM

(01-06-2015, 03:49 PM)King John II Said: "Don't you have a match against him next week? You probably shouldn't be helping him, you fucking moron."

"Not to mention the fact that Knight is also my opponent, and I also fucking hate Gator."

"Fuck it. 600 xbux to Vinnie's crusade to get his manhood back."

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#17
01-06-2015, 04:08 PM

"8,101 for Maverick? Fuck that, let him play with the flaccid thing."

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01-06-2015, 04:09 PM

(01-06-2015, 04:08 PM)AerialKnight Said: "8,101 for Maverick? Fuck that, let him play with the flaccid thing."

"Eugh, fuck no. I'm just doing a favor for a fellow man. Though, since he lost his dick, can I call him a man anymore?... Whatever."

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#19
01-06-2015, 04:09 PM

Pest:Auction is off. Gator is about to get the funds we settled upon.
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#20
01-06-2015, 04:12 PM

"Done. Pest wins. Go home everybody. Pest, you will get your prize on Wednesday. Pleasure doing business with you."

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#21
01-07-2015, 11:16 AM

why would I want another man's penis? U guys need help.. smdfh

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