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Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Gator - 01-06-2015
"Who wants Vinnie's dick? I've kept in on ice so it's shriveled but still fine. A fine piece for every occasion, use it as a doorstop. Wear as an accessory to show how much better you are than Vinnie Lane. Anything! Starting bid is 5,000 xbux."
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - AerialKnight - 01-06-2015
"Hey, at least it isn't mine. $7,500."
Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Gator - 01-06-2015
"Fuck it! This is taking too long. Going once!"
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - AerialKnight - 01-06-2015
"You impatient son of a bitch."
Johnathan laughs.
Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Gator - 01-06-2015
"I know, I know. I've got shit to do today though. You understand."
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - AerialKnight - 01-06-2015
"I understand, what with the Morbid Angel fight and the needs of Better Todd. Hey, if Pest doesn't get it, I'm happy."
Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Gator - 01-06-2015
"Going twice."
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Vincent Lane - 01-06-2015
I'm surprised Peter isn't bidding. He spent 27K on his, which would mean mine's worth at least 50.
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - AerialKnight - 01-06-2015
"I know, right? I feel like I'm stealing this."
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Vincent Lane - 01-06-2015
I really don't want Knight to touch my penis. It's already awkward in Underground meetings when I catch him checking out my bulge.
I'll give you $7,501.
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - AerialKnight - 01-06-2015
"More of a clit now, but whatever."
"$7,502. because even numbers are better than Lane's odd."
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Gator - 01-06-2015
(01-06-2015, 03:29 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: I really don't want Knight to touch my penis. It's already awkward in Underground meetings when I catch him checking out my bulge.
I'll give you $7,501.
"Five hundred and ONE! Get the fuck out of here!"
Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Gator - 01-06-2015
"Knight still with the highest bid."
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Maverick - 01-06-2015
"Hmmmm... to assist Lane by bidding an extra 600 xbux for him, or not to help him. That is the question."
Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - John Samuels - 01-06-2015
"Don't you have a match against him next week? You probably shouldn't be helping him, you fucking moron."
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Maverick - 01-06-2015
(01-06-2015, 03:49 PM)King John II Said: "Don't you have a match against him next week? You probably shouldn't be helping him, you fucking moron."
"Not to mention the fact that Knight is also my opponent, and I also fucking hate Gator."
"Fuck it. 600 xbux to Vinnie's crusade to get his manhood back."
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - AerialKnight - 01-06-2015
"8,101 for Maverick? Fuck that, let him play with the flaccid thing."
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Maverick - 01-06-2015
(01-06-2015, 04:08 PM)AerialKnight Said: "8,101 for Maverick? Fuck that, let him play with the flaccid thing."
"Eugh, fuck no. I'm just doing a favor for a fellow man. Though, since he lost his dick, can I call him a man anymore?... Whatever."
re:Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Pest - 01-06-2015
Pest:Auction is off. Gator is about to get the funds we settled upon.
Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Gator - 01-06-2015
"Done. Pest wins. Go home everybody. Pest, you will get your prize on Wednesday. Pleasure doing business with you."
Auction for Vinnie Lane's dick. - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-07-2015
why would I want another man's penis? U guys need help.. smdfh