I am looking for a few Good men

I want to start a faction of those wanting to walk in the light. I am also here to accept any evil in any given match.

That was uncalled for

am willing to walk in dat light the crimson light of dong's dong befell his holy name now where is my next hit need dat puss dat puss. Need dat puss, ?

Crimson, I have no problem with you joining those who have been saved. I want you to know that there are a few things that need worked on starting with the name. Perhaps we can call you Crimson Glory or something along those lines.

You also go on to mention the female genitalia multiple times and you fall into the category of undesirable in heaven. I am still willing to help you become who you desire to be, Crimson, I believe in you and your salvation is at hand.

Let us pray!

"PRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSEE THA LAWD!!!"

"I feel ya Jesus! Down with evil and let the light of Heaven and Jesus go down on me! Hallelujah!! May the touch of Jesus erect me to the gates of Heaven where I will forever live in his glory, whole and complete. Jesus, you've made me come. Come to terms with myself and ask Jesus to return his love inside me. To take the long stick of hope and drill it into my darkest places. I believe in you Jesus, yo. Won't you return the favor and believe in......."

[[[ Calypso waves both hands in the air... very mystically.... ]]]

"Calypso....."

"Hey Jesus, I saw you, or at least, someone pretending to be you when I was with my girl at a club. Let me show you."

Tank balls!

So tell me this, Joe Tuesday. What’s the difference between being someone important and being one of the countless trash talkers in the XWF? The difference is I actually matter and I do more than go around trying to anger people, perhaps you and Azrael should team together and call yourself “The Sore losers”.