To the XWF:

First off, I probably have one or two more matches I can do in the coming month(s) which will be my last for quite a while. I've had some health issues that came up in the last few months, one being an infection in my right arm and my elbow is still swollen. I've done everything to do and it still has yet to be normal, and it' s a bitch to type. With the health issues, my daughter, and adding some extra work I am going to need time away.

When I first arrived here, I struggled with my writing but pushed myself to be better. While I don't consider myself the best writer, I think I came a long way and became a household name.

I've done quite a bit and while a lot of people hate(d) the character Eli... some of you were quick to let me know I was entertaining.

I tried to keep all my characters entertaining: Eli James, Elisha, Waldo, Brock Lesnar, Genesis, Anonymous, and Jeff Fairfield. I hope one of them did something for you in the entertainment area of life.

I hope to one day return, but I'm not sure when that will be... at least not as a competitor.

I will be around on skype and checking the boards here and there...

To everyone to who read my stuff (whether you liked it, told me how good it was, or was simply entertained by it) I want to say thank you. It helped me become a better story teller and 'trash talker'.

Duke always said I whored myself out looking for compliments, and I did. I'm a competitive person by nature, but also like to hear if what I'm doing is good.. if it isn't I usually just change or try harder. I never turned down a match/opponent and had some really tough challenges.

Shane, thanks for the input and allowing me to express my creativity... and helping me with angles. The whole 'killing Shane and Administrator' gig was fun.

I could easily go down the list and thank individuals, but I'm on skype and you know who you are.

So, why not whore myself out one more time? You can leave your words to me here and tell me anything... who knows.. I may need to lift my spirits up one day and go back to this in a few weeks.

I enjoyed my time here.... just remember.. I will return.

I bet if you stopped jerking off the swelling in your elbow might go down.

It worked for me.

I could leave all kinds of nice words for you but I know that doing that is what you want we both know that I intentionally like to not give you what you want. It's the relationship we have so there is really no reason to change that now.

I will however say that while I didn't love all your characters and certainly liked some more than others you were always worth the read no matter what character it was.

I'm sure we'll chat on skype so that's all for now.

Sucks to see you leave Eli! I didn't read many rps of yours due to my arrival being after your great campaign, but I liked what I saw! Maybe you can teach me a few things on Skype

(12-30-2014, 04:29 PM)Great Buzzard Eli James IV Said: To the XWF:

First off, I probably have one or two more matches I can do in the coming month(s) which will be my last for quite a while. I've had some health issues that came up in the last few months, one being an infection in my right arm and my elbow is still swollen. I've done everything to do and it still has yet to be normal, and it' s a bitch to type. With the health issues, my daughter, and adding some extra work I am going to need time away.

When I first arrived here, I struggled with my writing but pushed myself to be better. While I don't consider myself the best writer, I think I came a long way and became a household name.

I've done quite a bit and while a lot of people hate(d) the character Eli... some of you were quick to let me know I was entertaining.

I tried to keep all my characters entertaining: Eli James, Elisha, Waldo, Brock Lesnar, Genesis, Anonymous, and Jeff Fairfield. I hope one of them did something for you in the entertainment area of life.

I hope to one day return, but I'm not sure when that will be... at least not as a competitor.

I will be around on skype and checking the boards here and there...

To everyone to who read my stuff (whether you liked it, told me how good it was, or was simply entertained by it) I want to say thank you. It helped me become a better story teller and 'trash talker'.

Duke always said I whored myself out looking for compliments, and I did. I'm a competitive person by nature, but also like to hear if what I'm doing is good.. if it isn't I usually just change or try harder. I never turned down a match/opponent and had some really tough challenges.

Shane, thanks for the input and allowing me to express my creativity... and helping me with angles. The whole 'killing Shane and Administrator' gig was fun.

I could easily go down the list and thank individuals, but I'm on skype and you know who you are.

So, why not whore myself out one more time? You can leave your words to me here and tell me anything... who knows.. I may need to lift my spirits up one day and go back to this in a few weeks.

I enjoyed my time here.... just remember.. I will return.

*cough* *cough*

1X - GOAT.

Pretty sure I never turned down a match with you, mang. Unless I missed something

It sucks because we've both been here for quite some time, yet we never EVER had the opportunity to face. Not while I was Liz, ECW5, or this character, and it sucks because I always admired your work. Everything you did, you put your all in it, and I respect that. Now fight me mang. Haha, farewell buddy.