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~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 10:36 AM**

Fight me, or fuck me. But I want your title.

Mastermind · **11-18-2014, 11:29 AM**

The best way would be to go through the Contendership Match at Pre Thanksgiving Madness. If you don't want to do that, I'll give you a title shot after the number 1 contender has. That'll be in December. That's if I still hold the belt by then of course.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 11:58 AM**

Pussy.

Mastermind · **11-18-2014, 12:25 PM**

How am I pussy if I'm willing to fight you.

Not next week as I'm taking a well deserved very unusual week off. But the week after that. Like I said if I still have the title by then.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 12:36 PM**

Because you're running from me. Trying to hide behind whoever wins that number 1 contender shot.

**11-18-2014, 12:38 PM**

It's ok to be afraid of AIDS, Mastermind.

Mastermind · **11-18-2014, 12:42 PM**

(11-18-2014, 12:36 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: Because you're running from me. Trying to hide behind whoever wins that number 1 contender shot.

I don't hide from anyone. I don't back down from a challenge. The Number 1 contenders spot is next week, there is no Wednesday Warfare next week, so I assume the next week, the Number 1 contender gets the first title opportunity whenever.

**Vincent Lane** · **11-18-2014, 12:43 PM**

Maria, you and your AIDS can't get a title shot anyway. You can't convince me for one second that the AIDS virus isn't genetically related to Frodo and Swagmire.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 12:47 PM**

I'm not related to Frodo or Swagmire. Sure, I sometimes had sex with Frodo, and had a brief stint as Swag's manager, but I am not related to them. Thus, I can get a title shot. Perhaps not getting involved in situations you're too stupid to understand? Go cry because Hair Metal is over, and for

. We're in the age of real Metal. Peter will tell you.

**11-18-2014, 12:49 PM**

Mastermind, don't go through with this. How can you forever be the X-Treme Champion if you catch the AIDS?

**Vincent Lane** · **11-18-2014, 12:50 PM**

Or maybe you're further along in your diseased dementia than you thought, dude... it's clearly affecting your ability to comprehend the English language and appreciate facts.

I said the AIDS virus, not Maria Brink, was related. Unless I see genetic proof otherwise, that's my belief. You both got squatted out of a green monkey's ass, and you ain't convincing me otherwise.

Mastermind · **11-18-2014, 12:54 PM**

There is a technicality there that you are linked with Frodo and Swagmire, so I can't go ahead with this match. Technical issues and all that.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 12:56 PM**

Well, even if the AIDs virus was genetically related to the Swagkins family, which isn't possible by any stretch of the imagination you moron, then that would not exclude me from a match. So, either way you're you still trying to talk about shit you're too stupid to understand. Jesus Christ, you really are carrying an extra chromosome, aren't you? Since you want to fucking throw around DNA insults, and shit. And what fucking business is it of yours what the fuck I go after? Go back to jerking your microscopic cock to C.C. Deville.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 12:58 PM**

Jesus, you are all fucking stupid. I'm not connected to Frodo and Swagmire. Not in anyway that would keep from a title match. That's like saying Jessie Diaz and Kendall Sawyer are connected because they spoke before.

**Vincent Lane** · **11-18-2014, 01:00 PM**

Where did AIDS come from? Some diseased black snatch in Africa.

Where did Swagmire come from? Same fucking thing.

That's proof enough for me right there, skunt.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 01:08 PM**

Because you're a fucking moron, but I guess by your account we can say that you're Pest's long lost son since you're both white pussies. Right? Fucking moron.

**Vincent Lane** · **11-18-2014, 01:10 PM**

Oh, yeah, you know, not like you don't sound EXACTLY like those two fucktards you claim you aren't related to or anything, either.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 01:14 PM**

Cool story, bro. But, you know, it's not like they're the only people to constantly throw your ignorant bullshit back in your face Are they, Pamela?

**Vincent Lane** · **11-18-2014, 01:19 PM**

Quoting internet lingo are we? That sounds familiar, too... at least we know your rotten vag has never said "lolnope" to anything it's encountered. Otherwise you'd just be the same shithead with a slightly more masculine voice.

What was that shit about Pest you said? You do realize that unlike you I have actually met my father, right, bitch? Or do you just think all white dudes look the same because of your negro ancestry?

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 01:27 PM**

Right, because once again, only Frodo has ever said cool story, bro. I forgot. My horrible mistake. But hey, keep grasping for shit. You've gained everyone's respect with your ability to point out slight similarities if you strain really hard. Be careful, by the way, you might hurt yourself if you keep reaching for shit.

Oh, and yes, I do know my father. In fact, he raped my when I was a kid, you know, as was widely publicized. Something that happens to me, because unlike you people actually know who I am. Especially when I was voted Rock Goddess of last year. And the spreads I get in music magazines whenever I drop a new album. Oh, shit, I even headline tours. But you? People don't even know who the fuck you are. Didn't people come to you wanting you to sign shit for other wrestlers because they had no idea who the fuck you were? When you did a signing at... Walmart? That was the highlight of your career, a signing at Walmart. Fantastic.

And, since you're too stupid to figure it out. You accused me of being related to Frodo and Swagmire, because I've been around them, and because you're a fucking

, I threw up an equally fucking stupid accusation about you. See how it works? You fucking moron.

**Vincent Lane** · **11-18-2014, 01:32 PM**

(11-18-2014, 01:27 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said:
And, since you're too stupid to figure it out. You accused me of being related to Frodo and Swagmire, because I've been around them, and because you're a fucking , I threw up an equally fucking stupid accusation about you. See how it works? You fucking moron.

Someone update Maria Brink's Wikipedia page, man, there's no way English is this bitch's first language.

I said AIDS was related to them. You? You're just some slut that let Pete fuck her. And Joel. And, shit, everyone, I guess?

Get this cunt some water, her T-cells are dropping faster than her crotchless panties.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 01:40 PM**

I guess you're too fucking stupid to get shit right. I'm not AIDs, by addressing me like that then you're addressing Maria, you're not addressing AIDs. Are you really fucking stupid enough to think you can talk to a virus? Is that what you're honestly trying to convince us at this point? That you speak to viruses? The talking Virus that you're thinking of went away months ago. It's not around anymore, at all. And yet you're losing arguments to me, and trying to back out of it by saying you're arguing with a fucking disease? Bro, that's so much worse. No wonder your dunbass decided to partner with Peter without Madison. Because, bitch, you're a fucking mental midget. Fuck, I think Maverick is smarter than you are. Jesus fucking Christ. How did you sign your name on the contract?

And again, what fucking business is it of yours if AIDs is related to Frodo and Swagmire? Especially if Maria is going for the title, that's me, Maria, going for a title. Not a fucking virus. A virus, bro. That's what you're so desperately trying to discredit. And failing miserably at it, I might add.

**Vincent Lane** · **11-18-2014, 01:51 PM**

(11-18-2014, 01:40 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: Are you really fucking stupid enough to think you can talk to a virus? Is that what you're honestly trying to convince us at this point?

Yeah, you're probably right, chick, who would ever be able to talk to a virus, that's pretty dumb isn't it? Like a sad ass story some wannabe internet troll would concoct. My bad.

(11-18-2014, 01:40 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: The talking Virus that you're thinking of went away months ago. It's not around anymore, at all.

Oh, shit, wait, you mean it IS a thing that can happen? Fuck, dude, make up your cum-drenched mind! First you're agreeing with me, then you're disagreeing, then you forget what I'm talking about all over again and try to say I thought Maria Brink is a distant cousin to a monkey. Bitch, you sound like you had a stroke. Especially when you called me a dunbass. What is that? A brown fish? Fuckin' eats you up when someone points out the shit you get wrong, doesn't it? Feel a certain genetic compulsion to Google everything in sight and throw up shitty meme .gifs to help illustrate you, right? Wonder what family tree that came from?

Here's the thing, skank - the card says "Maria Brink's AIDS." That's who wins the matches, then. Deal with it... "bro."

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 01:58 PM**

No, you fucking moron. It's not a thing that can happen. It's a thing that happened one time because Madison played scientist. And we're not even convinced it was Zeke talking for the Virus. And either way, you're talking to ME. MARIA. As if I was the virus, because at the end of the day, you're still too fucking stupid to differentiate between a Virus and a Person. I forgive you for being as fucking

as you are. It must be hard to have the same daddy as your momma.

**Vincent Lane** · **11-18-2014, 02:35 PM**

(11-18-2014, 01:58 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: No, you fucking moron. It's not a thing that can happen.

Oh, thank God! That would be awful!

(11-18-2014, 01:58 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: It's a thing that happened one time

What the fuck? Make up your smooth as silly putty mind, man! Is it a thing that can't happen or a thing that did happen? What are you, Fox News?

And again with the daddy cracks. I know my parents. My mom and dad aren't related. They were married for years, happily, and now my old man's dead. I thought fact checking ran in your family?

And of course I'm talking to this meatbag named Maria! Viruses don't have mouths,

. It doesn't mean they can't compel human bodies to move and make sounds against their will though, does it? Face it whore, you've got nothin'. Go snail trail your way back underneath Joel, or even better, a bus.

Theo Pryce · **11-18-2014, 02:38 PM**

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**Vincent Lane** · **11-18-2014, 02:54 PM**

Aw, sorry Theo... I'm all done ruining Ms. AIDS' day.

Feel free to wipe up her slobber after she comes in here spewing whatever "last words" she dug up from Reddit. I've got shit to do.

Mastermind · **11-18-2014, 03:01 PM**

Theo Pryce · **11-18-2014, 03:06 PM**

Don't stop on my account Pam. I was just getting down to the part of the popcorn where all that greasy "butter" settles. You know the good part.

Keep. Going.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 03:48 PM**

Holy shit. This dumbass can't help himself. I record a promo for Lucius Fyre, come back, and captain cockmouth is still trying to run his mouth making his bullshit excuses? Really? Can he just not stop digging himself deeper and deeper into his hole?Theo, since you're here lemme ask you something. When you kicked this dude's ass in the ring, did you happen to give him brain damage? You know, we don't need another Peter running around. It's bad enough Peter does the shit he does. We don't need another one trying to emulate Peter, horribly. If Shane thought we needed more

he'd just beg Archie to come back.

Seriously, dude is trying to base his entire whiny pussy routine on speaking to me, pretending I'm a virus, and he's so fucking stupid he's going to stick to that gun. Because he thinks it's working, despite it constantly being thrown in his fucking face that it's not. Not only that, but he's now doubling down somehow? And utterly ignoring the question of why it concerns him what title I go for. If I go for one, I love it. He's so busy crying about Frodo being on his ass all the time that when he does it, he fails to see the irony involved. Fucking priceless. For fucking shame. Or, is he tired of getting his ass kicked by men that he has to go around trying to fight women so he looks better? Next he'll be going for kids. Tell Christian to run for the hill.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **11-18-2014, 05:27 PM**

Ladies! Ladies! Please! Enough is enough. Miss Brink, I feel very badly what happened to you on Warfare, my dear. I'm not sure what Mister Gilmour was thinking when he took you out like he did, but as a nice gesture, I will gladly give a title shot after I defeat Mastermind. Diseased or not, your wish is my command, deary.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 05:35 PM**

Oh, I appreciate it, cutie. But that was the other woman Peter forced into plastic surgery to look like me. I was out giving handjobs behind the local blood bank for a nickle a piece. Want one?

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **11-18-2014, 05:39 PM**

Oh? What a relief! I withdraw my offer then. The poor girl who suffered the injury subject to Mister Gilmour's actions, how is she?

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 06:36 PM**

I have no idea how she is. I don't try and associate with Peter. So, I get no shot because you didn't spit Peter's ear on me? How about the fact that Peter raped me once, does that earn me anything?

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **11-18-2014, 06:54 PM**

That sounds like for a cry for help, my dear. Which is my specialty. If you'd like a session, I'd be happy to fit you into my tight schedule. In the meantime, may I suggest you lay off the cheap back street handjobs for now. It could possibly reduce your chance of being raped.

I'm sorry to tease you with the title shot. That was purely a mistake in identity, deary. I thought you were someone else. My mistake. Besides, Mastermind has to lose the title first. I may be confident, but I'm not stupid enough to stick my neck out and make false claims before I finish what needs done.

Mastermind · **11-18-2014, 07:09 PM**

(11-18-2014, 06:54 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
Besides, Mastermind has to lose the title first. I may be confident, but I'm not stupid enough to stick my neck out and make false claims before I finish what needs done.

"That's mighty noble of you Doc, but I believe you did that already."

Quote:I will gladly give a title shot after I defeat Mastermind

"What would you call that? False claims? Or bravado? Or being too cocky."

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **11-18-2014, 07:28 PM**

(11-18-2014, 07:09 PM)Mastermind Said:
(11-18-2014, 06:54 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
Besides, Mastermind has to lose the title first. I may be confident, but I'm not stupid enough to stick my neck out and make false claims before I finish what needs done.

"That's mighty noble of you Doc, but I believe you did that already."

Quote:I will gladly give a title shot after I defeat Mastermind

"What would you call that? False claims? Or bravado? Or being too cocky."

Ahem. Pardon me for getting too far ahead of myself, Mister Mastermind. I apologized to the woman for getting her hopes up. We'll just have to wait and see then, won't we?

Mastermind · **11-18-2014, 08:02 PM**

"Agreed."

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **11-18-2014, 08:38 PM**

So we're on the same page then Mastermind, correct?

Mastermind · **11-18-2014, 09:26 PM**

"If by the same page you mean not getting too far ahead of your self then yes I agree with you Mr. King of Kings. You still gotta get through a number 1 Contenders match."

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