(11-18-2014, 12:36 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: Because you're running from me. Trying to hide behind whoever wins that number 1 contender shot.

I'm not related to Frodo or Swagmire. Sure, I sometimes had sex with Frodo, and had a brief stint as Swag's manager, but I am not related to them. Thus, I can get a title shot. Perhaps not getting involved in situations you're too stupid to understand? Go cry because Hair Metal is over, and for . We're in the age of real Metal. Peter will tell you.

Right, because once again, only Frodo has ever said cool story, bro. I forgot. My horrible mistake. But hey, keep grasping for shit. You've gained everyone's respect with your ability to point out slight similarities if you strain really hard. Be careful, by the way, you might hurt yourself if you keep reaching for shit.

Oh, and yes, I do know my father. In fact, he raped my when I was a kid, you know, as was widely publicized. Something that happens to me, because unlike you people actually know who I am. Especially when I was voted Rock Goddess of last year. And the spreads I get in music magazines whenever I drop a new album. Oh, shit, I even headline tours. But you? People don't even know who the fuck you are. Didn't people come to you wanting you to sign shit for other wrestlers because they had no idea who the fuck you were? When you did a signing at... Walmart? That was the highlight of your career, a signing at Walmart. Fantastic.

And, since you're too stupid to figure it out. You accused me of being related to Frodo and Swagmire, because I've been around them, and because you're a fucking , I threw up an equally fucking stupid accusation about you. See how it works? You fucking moron.

(11-18-2014, 01:27 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said:
And, since you're too stupid to figure it out. You accused me of being related to Frodo and Swagmire, because I've been around them, and because you're a fucking , I threw up an equally fucking stupid accusation about you. See how it works? You fucking moron.

(11-18-2014, 01:40 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: Are you really fucking stupid enough to think you can talk to a virus? Is that what you're honestly trying to convince us at this point?

(11-18-2014, 01:40 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: The talking Virus that you're thinking of went away months ago. It's not around anymore, at all.

No, you fucking moron. It's not a thing that can happen. It's a thing that happened one time because Madison played scientist. And we're not even convinced it was Zeke talking for the Virus. And either way, you're talking to ME. MARIA. As if I was the virus, because at the end of the day, you're still too fucking stupid to differentiate between a Virus and a Person. I forgive you for being as fucking as you are. It must be hard to have the same daddy as your momma.

(11-18-2014, 01:58 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: No, you fucking moron. It's not a thing that can happen.

(11-18-2014, 01:58 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: It's a thing that happened one time

What the fuck? Make up your smooth as silly putty mind, man! Is it a thing that can't happen or a thing that did happen? What are you, Fox News?

And again with the daddy cracks. I know my parents. My mom and dad aren't related. They were married for years, happily, and now my old man's dead. I thought fact checking ran in your family?

And of course I'm talking to this meatbag named Maria! Viruses don't have mouths, . It doesn't mean they can't compel human bodies to move and make sounds against their will though, does it? Face it whore, you've got nothin'. Go snail trail your way back underneath Joel, or even better, a bus.

Holy shit. This dumbass can't help himself. I record a promo for Lucius Fyre, come back, and captain cockmouth is still trying to run his mouth making his bullshit excuses? Really? Can he just not stop digging himself deeper and deeper into his hole?Theo, since you're here lemme ask you something. When you kicked this dude's ass in the ring, did you happen to give him brain damage? You know, we don't need another Peter running around. It's bad enough Peter does the shit he does. We don't need another one trying to emulate Peter, horribly. If Shane thought we needed more he'd just beg Archie to come back.

Seriously, dude is trying to base his entire whiny pussy routine on speaking to me, pretending I'm a virus, and he's so fucking stupid he's going to stick to that gun. Because he thinks it's working, despite it constantly being thrown in his fucking face that it's not. Not only that, but he's now doubling down somehow? And utterly ignoring the question of why it concerns him what title I go for. If I go for one, I love it. He's so busy crying about Frodo being on his ass all the time that when he does it, he fails to see the irony involved. Fucking priceless. For fucking shame. Or, is he tired of getting his ass kicked by men that he has to go around trying to fight women so he looks better? Next he'll be going for kids. Tell Christian to run for the hill.

(11-18-2014, 06:54 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
Besides, Mastermind has to lose the title first. I may be confident, but I'm not stupid enough to stick my neck out and make false claims before I finish what needs done.

Quote:I will gladly give a title shot after I defeat Mastermind

(11-18-2014, 07:09 PM)Mastermind Said:

(11-18-2014, 06:54 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
Besides, Mastermind has to lose the title first. I may be confident, but I'm not stupid enough to stick my neck out and make false claims before I finish what needs done.

"That's mighty noble of you Doc, but I believe you did that already."

Quote:I will gladly give a title shot after I defeat Mastermind

"What would you call that? False claims? Or bravado? Or being too cocky."