Sometimes... Shane 's helicopter used to land on X-treme Champions.

Sometimes...... Shane dies and is replaced by a Charlie Sheen mask wearing freak named Shane Anonistrator, claiming to be Shane under the mask.

Sometimes......... Shane Anonistrator steps out of that same helicopter and realizes... "Oh hey, I didn't see you down there, Griffin!" ...just as he places his foot down onto Griffin's chest.

"Hey Shane," Griffin said "where's your ref?" He throws a thin mint sat Shane distracting him long enough to get out of the way and fly off in the helicopter. "Bye Shane, I'll bring the copter to relentless."

"You stinkin' thief!" (shakes fist in air)

"...."

Shane backed up and was stopped in his tracks as he bumped into the hulking form of Cain. He slowly turned around and looked up. Cain smirked.

"Well boss man, if you want that title off him so bad, why not book a match between he and I? I'll take that worthless piece of tin from him and personally hand it to you."

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Shane fixes Cain's broken signature tags while he contemplates the tempting offer...

Well Cain, i have a proposel, a double ladder match, first one of us will retrieve a case of thin mints, then once that's retrieved you then try to grab the belt. Think about it Shane, How often do you get a double ladder match, I want Cain asap after relentless.

"Don't get too ahead of yourself, Griffin #2. Let's see if you even still have this belt come the pay per view, much less AFTER it! Helicopter thief!"

I'm getting my ladder match with cain, title or not.

"Either way, he is target number two on my shit list."

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