(("Loverboy" Vinnie Lane is getting a rubdown from a particularly busty masseuse backstage after an XWF house show in Gary, Indiana. He is oiled up and only covered by a white sheet over his nethers, while the blonde, buxom, LMT kneads her fingers into his traps and deltoids.))

Loverboy: Sweet cheeks, you are amazing. Do you do happy endings?

Masseuse: What?

Loverboy: You know - full release? Finish with a bang?

Masseuse: I don't, like, understand...

((Just then, X-Treme Champion and 24/7 Briefcase holder Mark Flynn wanders in from his match against a local jobber.))

Loverboy: Mark! Hey, brother, have you seen Socrates? I'm starting to get a little worried, what with the Greek economy being in the toilet and everything... do you think he knows we have a match coming up?

((Mark Flynn barely acknowledges Loverboy, but gets an eyeful of the luscious masseuse rubbing him down.))

Loverboy: Dude, you want a turn? I paid for the whole hour, but I definitely feel like I'm loose enough to call it a day.

((Flynn shrugs as Loverboy gets off of the massage table. Flynn slides into position as the gorgeous masseuse begins to work her magic into his tense muscles, rubbing the stress away. After a few moments of her intoxicating talents, Flynn is stone cold asleep, snoring like a lumberjack. Loverboy moves over to where the masseuse stands and sends her away, taking her place with his hands on top of his heaving, snoring chest. Silently but urgently, Loverboy beckons for someone from off screen... it's an official XWF referee! Loverboy presses gently onto Flynn's chest and quietly presses a finger to his lips, indicating for the official to stay quiet while he counts.))

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THR-

AH! LOVERBOY'S HAND HITS FLYNN'S TENDEREST SPOT IN HIS CHEST!!!

HE HOWLS A LAUNCHES A KICK STRAIGHT UP INTO LOVERBOY'S JAW!!!

Flynn's eyes slowly open. "Wow. No one has ever gotten that crick out of my back, thank yo-"

Flynn looks up and sees his masseuse standing by the wall, several yards away. And Loverboy unconscious on the floor.

Flynn points toward Loverboy, "Tried to pin me?"

The masseuse nods.

Flynn smiles, "Then this story has a happy ending!"

The masseuse's eyes light up. "Happy ending?"

Flynn raises an eyebrow.

"Turn off the cameras."

"Do you want to adver-"

"No, turn off the cameras."

CLICK.