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"Hey Mark, wanna hang out? ... For real this time?"
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#1
07-26-2014, 01:22 AM

*With a new look on life and really wanting to hear Flynn advertise something, Gator invites Flynn over to his house again to hang out.*

*Flynn is super hesitant of accepting especially since last time but accepts because he can't refuse the lure of the Xtreme-Box. The pair drink beer late into the night, watch TV, shoot the shit and play on the Xtreme-Box without any sneaky pin attempts. Until Todd brings in a tray of refreshments*

"Todd! Bring our guest something to drink!"

T: "Hey Mr. Flynn would you like some tea?"

*Todd being the clumsy cameraman he is trips over the TV remote left on the floor. The channel changes to Sesame Street as Todd falls on top of Flynn! The Count is on TV! He begins to count!*

1 AH-AH-AH

...

2 AH-AH-AH

...

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#2
07-26-2014, 11:04 AM

TWO SALAMANDERS AH-AH-AH

As the Count finishes counting the two salamanders on the tree next to him, Flynn helps Todd off of him gingerly with a knee to the temple that splits his head wide open. Red shoots across the room in blood splatter as Todd collapses on the floor unconscious.

Gator is horrified, pointing at the scene...

"TODD!"

"..."

"YOU SPILLED TEA ALL OVER MY CARPET! IT'S RUINED!"


"If only there was something to get the stain out of the carpe-"

"MAYBE THERE IS!"


Gator looks at Flynn confused.

"Did you just interrupt yours-"

"Watch this."

Flynn starts pulling bottles of different colors from his tights.

He empties a blue squeezable bottle onto the floor.

"Dish soap!"

Followed by a red bottle.

"Todd's blood!"

Then an orange bottle.

"Orange juice!"

And finally a midnight black bottle.

"And finally, ink from the giant squid."

Flynn begins stomping on the point in the carpet, rubbing his boot into the pool.

"Let's just seep that deep into the fabric."

Flynn looks up at Gator smiling.

"No way that's ever coming out of that carpet, right?!?"

Gator nods, smiling back.

"..."

"Well, anyway, thanks for having me over."


Flynn then walks across the room, takes a coat off the coat rack by the front door and leaves.

"Thanks for the free coat!"

Flynn winks to the camera before leaving.

"This ruining of a good carpet was brought to you by the Burlington Coat Factory. Put our coats on your body, hide your shameful figure from the world!"
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